Garden of Memories

[lejazzhot]

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

[thesirjordan-deactivated2018052]

WE’LL WAIT

[toopuretobepink]

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

[mamzelleprouvaire]

absolute queen of everything

[ledzipline]

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

[restitute-deactivated20141023]

justin bieber

[babyimbleedingg]

robin thicke

[restitute-deactivated20141023]

tony abbott

[endoshan]

lawrence lockman

[thatonenerdwhofangirls]

perez hilton

[marco-bezzecchi]

nash grier

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

[whopperwhopperwhopperwhopper]

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

[marauders4evr]

Hosted by Ellen

[justadeletedblog-deactivated202]

Dear black tumblr:

absolutely fucking stunning

you don’t have to wait for a special day to plaster your pretty faces all over my dash

where the fuck have you all been hiding

[tyrianwitchyheiressoflife]

Person 1: *Starts Coughing*

Person 2: You okay?

Person 1: Yeah, just dying.

Person 2: You should stop doing that, it's bad for your health.

[tyrianwitchyheiressoflife]

just checking to see if tumblr is broken here. Like if you want to rp with me so I know I won't be ignored again.

[askjameshook-archive-deactivate]

((I'm doing the thing.)) You walk into the action house with pride and dignity, those who saw you backed away, knowing better then to provoke the wrath of the heiress. Your friend and his crew had been taken by Alternian slavers and you did not take kindly to this. You walked right up to those in charge of the action house and spoke in a cold commanding tone, "If you release my fronds rig)(t now I will consider not krilling you repeatedly in t)(e most painful ways possible."

Those in charge could sense that this heiress was not to be messed with. Thus, they immediately released the crew and the Captain….

Captain James went up to the heiress and said “You have saved our lives! Ye have me utmost respect and loyalty. However could we repay you?”

[tyrianwitchyheiressoflife]

"Alrig)(t, I guess it is as good of a place as any to start." You say before walking towards the water, "Let’s find a boat big enoug)( for all of you and get going."

[askjameshook-archive-deactivate]

☠—They all traveled towards the waters where the ship was residing. Unfortunately, it had been ransacked and then set afire. There was no possible way in which the ship could be repaired…In a fit of anger, James let out a yell: "Blast! Me very own ship in ruin! Now what shall we do?"

[tyrianwitchyheiressoflife]

You sigh, it wasn't much of a surprise, ships like that were great for seadwellers lower on the spectrum. The fire was a bit shocking but you saw the lusi waiting to put it out and you knew that it was just to get rid of any human 'contamination.' You turned to face the captain, "I am so sorry aboat your s)(ip. I will sea water I can do about getting you a new one."

[squided]

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

[carolfuckingbrady-deactivated20]

finally someone made this

[then-peter-met-wendy]

thank fucking god.

[oooooooooooooob-deactivated2016]

Fun fact: Kurloz actually isn’t Satan reincarnated. He’s actually a good friend and has only shown anger ONCE. And that was to Meenah when she mocked his inability to talk

Even after he flipped her off, (Once you get the codpiece and try talking to her again as Kurloz) He simply calls her misguided and foolish for trying to fight against her inevitable death. He doesn’t hold grudges. 

As far as Mituna’s accident, there’s no solid evidence Kurloz was even involved. Aranea just says its LIKELY kurloz was there when it happened because the two are morails.

And to revisit my previous chucklevoodoos post, Kurloz has only used it ONCE that we know of so far, and that was because Meulin was the only person capable of helping him get the codpiece to give to Gamzee. 

From what we’ve seen, Kurloz has never done anything to cause harm to anyone, is actually a nice guy, and he’s only used his powers to help him keep on good grounds with gamzee

You can stop forcing the label “psychopathic murderer” on him as a canon thing, because its not. 

[dnsknr-deactivated20230901]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[fefrose-deactivated20141016]

Fun Fact: Kurloz’s godtier is Prince of Rage. As in destroyer of negative emotion. Now think about the reason Aranea might be calling him sweet and harmless.

[arachnidsghost-blog]

8less this post. 

[eggsac]

Nat telling Steve “you’ll never find him he’s a ghost” and then the best assassin in the world conspicuously blows up a car, causes a pileup, and destroys half of DC

God Bucky it’s like you want Steve to notice you or something

[historymiss]

[movedto-jibblyuniverse]

Notice me sempai

[chivalrousxhybrid-deactivated20]

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Then there’s tongue

[emojis]

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

[intergaylactic-deactivated20131]

hes the guy we learn about in math

[rainbowznstuff-deactivated20140]

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

[khventus]

Reblog if you'd miss me if I left Tumblr

[tyrianwitchyheiressoflife]

"Morning, Sleeping Beauty"

Feferi yawns squeakily and rubs her eyes. She looks over at you with a sleepy smile saying, “Good morning,” before stretching a bit. In the middle of stretching her brain starts to actually function and she looks back at you, confused. She didn’t remember much of last night, and what she did remember was fuzzy. “W)(o are you and w)(y are you )(ere?” She asks, not threatening in the least, simply, curious.

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[youbetyourstarspangledclose-blog]

youbetyourstarspangledbitch

[agentbartxn]

bitchbartxn

[atowncalledwonder-deactivated20]

ussrbitch

[tyrianwitchyheiressoflife]

tyrianbitchyheiressoflife

[inboxideas]

Put "Morning, Sleeping Beauty" in my askbox for my character's reaction to waking up in bed with yours with no recollection of the night prior.

[tiredshou-deactivated20140524]

when u start rping with someone and ur muse instantly develops a crush on theirs

[witnessprotectionwithwings-blog]

ATTENTION STARSHIP TUMBLER THING, THIS IS OLIVIA’S DAD COMMANDEERING THE COMPUTER WHILE SHE BRUSHES HER TEETH OR WHATEVER SHE’S DOING!!

Olivia’s mother and I have decided to conduct an experiment. We have turned on her webcam remotely (music technology professors: we tight!) when we heard the high-pitched squeaky noises she makes when she looks at her ‘Gabriel tag’, whatever that may be. You now see before you, for a limited time, the face of Olivia when she is looking through her ‘Gabriel tag’, a once-in-a-life-time opportunity, seeing as she’ll probably delete this and punch me once she sees it. YOUR MISSION, should you choose to accept it, is to get this thing SEEN before she deletes it. I want to see if this is a normal reaction among you people of the Internet.

- Dan-son-you-are-fine