EXPLOSIONS

Heeey bby 69 here for all of your science-y needs -- IF I HEAR ONE MORE SEX JOKE SOMEONE'S GONNA LOOSE AN EYE. (( 69 is an eccentric young girl who lives in a more run-down area of The City. She has rather morbid interests, is apparently always hyped on caffeine, and doesn't seem to take a lot of things seriously. She also claims to be a mad scientist that has "medical knowledge that exceeds her apparent age." ))

[askfanpro0069]

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[ask-kumagang]

0099: YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT ISN’T EVEN MY FUCKING FAULT! THAT GUY WAS… WAS… INFRINGING ON, UH… PRIVATE BUSINESS.

[askfanpro0069]

0069: *EYEBROW NOISES* Uh-huh, ~business~.

0069: *SHRUGS* But a'ight I'll give ya that. Anyway, if you wanna be ~nicer~ ya gotta cut all the yelling! Maybe smile more? Yanno, just act more approachable 'n shit.

[ask-kumagang]

0099: SO, EVERYONE’S FUCKING TELLING ME I SHOULD BE “NICER”

0099: I’M PLENTY NICE. RIGHT?

[askfanpro0069]

0069: Well, I may possibly be wrong okay -- but just hear me out a'ight -- this is jus' my opin'on, but I think it's safe t'say that callin' someone a "piece of shit floating grey sphere" miiight not be the, yanno, nicest thing t'do. I'm jus' throwin' ideas at ya though okay jus' a thought.

[askfanpro0069]

I will accept that compliment,but i'm actually number 666! I leaked out of my batch on accident,an here i am!

0069: Dang lady that's pretty fucken awesome. How'd y'manage to pull that off?

[askfanpro0069]

YOU DESERVE A PROPER GREETING MY DEAR FRIEND

0069: OH SHIT ARE YOU FANPRO SATAN? WHOA MAN YOU'RE RAD

[ask0026]

I like how no one has any compassion for 32 everyone’s just like “LETS KILL HIM"

[askfanpro0069]

0069 Aw shit human emotions are so interestin'. Is a bad breakup even worth murderen over? Fuck it, who cares I call his body after 'es dead.

[ask-magnum0048]

Anyone wanna place bets on 32 surviving this or not????

[asking-106-archive]

$30 that he loses at least 3 teeth, $5 that he gets at least one crotch shot, and $25 that his knee gets dislocated.

[askgod-chan]

$10 for a broken nose

$60 for blacking out before 10 mins

[askfanpro0069]

0069 500FP he looses a limb man that guy with the horns looks like he means business

[capifornia]

GUYS IT’S HAPPENING GRABS IMAGINARY POPCORN

[everyheroislemon-blog]

[askfanpro0069]

0069 Looks like someone opened up a can 'a whoopass right over blondie's face

[askthecakebrothers]

"No birdies no. Stop that." Virgile said, looking at the sparrows pecking on his arm, unimpressed. He was used to it. He shooed them away, and carry on his way. He had just bought some donuts at the newly opened bakery and was wandering thru the city, trying to find the path back home. It wasn’t easy without his GPS system.

[askfanpro0069]

0069 *WANDERING THROUGH THE CITY AIMLESSLY, LOOKING FOR ~INTERESTING PEOPLE~ FOR COMPLETELY OBSERVATIONAL PURPOSES. OF COURSE SHE WASN'T LOOKING FOR TEST SUBJECTS. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.*

0069 [ oh man is that guy green holy shit ]

0069 *SLIDES UP TO VIRGILE CURIOUSLY, LOOKING OVER HIS ARM IN AN INTERESTED MANNER*

0069 Excuuuse me sir, I couldn't help but notice y'had a few birds eatin' your arm. Y'need any help there?

[icy0103]

they didnt have the appropriate tools for making a proper 69 so i made meguca 69

also she does have hands

[askfanpro0069]

(( SCREAMS ))

[askfanpro0069]

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0069 Oh, uh! Anyway… picking up where I left off earlier, y’said y’needed a place to crash for a while… right?

[ask-kumagang]

0109: Yes! If it isn’t a bother, do you think you could help me, um… Find a place?—

[askfanpro0069]

0069 Aw ye, my hard-drive hasn't failed me yet! >8)

0069 *plops down on the sofa next to 109*

0069 Well, um, I was wonderin' if you would maybe be interested in roomin' with m... Senpai lives alone! 103, I mean. He's a badass fucken scientist too, I bet you'd get along great! 8)

[ask-kumagang]

AND THEN…

[askfanpro0069]

0069 Aaand back! Sorry for takin' so long, Toothy, I--

0069 INFINITY ON A VELOCIRAPTOR YOU LOOK CUTE AS HELL!

0069 *does not know subtlety*

0069 Oh, uh! Anyway... picking up where I left off earlier, y'said y'needed a place to crash for a while... right?

[askfanpro0069]

0069 *thinks deeply about life while changing*

[ask-kumagang]

[POOOOOOOOOOFFFF]

0109: I- Um- Y- Oh—

[0109] #CHEESUS CRUS T

0109: …

0109: …

0109: I- Um, I’m just gonna… Look through these clothes…

[askfanpro0069]

0069 W-well, that was unexpected! And embarrassing. Fucken grayfaces.

0069 *stands up awkwardly, trying to get her too-tight clothes to work right*

0069 'M sorry 'bout that, Toothy! I'ma go... change these clothes... They're tight as hell now. 'Scuuuse me for a sec!

[askfanpro0069]

{ xxx }

0069 *she sets the sweater down in front of 109, along with a bag of a few other articles of clothing*

0069 Cheesus, sweatertown sure is a dangerous and unforgiving place. *looks off dramatically* But 'ere! I got a bunch of stuff for ya, take whatever y'want 8) Y'can have all 'a them really, s'not like I'm gonna use 'em all the time...

0069 Oh yeah! I 'eard you needed a place to stay! And I was kinda wonderin'--

[ POOF!! ]

0069 Holy shit

[ask-kumagang]

0109: … Yes! Yes, I am, um, your friend!

[0109] #OMG :D!!!!

[0109] holds her sleeve, careful to keep his body completely concealed by the blanket- save for his head and right arm.

0109: Let’s go, then?

[askfanpro0069]

0069 Aw ye', that's a relief 8) Yeah! Away we goooOO to sweatertoOOWN

*~ and then they went to 69's apartment~*

[askfanpro0069]

0069 ... How 'bout I trade you a thing for it