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@askthecakebrothers
Semi-Hiatus
I won't interact unless you make the first contact.
I will take a very long time to reply.
There's a great chance I won't reply at all.
Available universes
Normal (Virgile unavailable, unless you want to bust him out of jail)
Fantasy pro AU - The Alchemist is The Necromancer, Virgile & Virginie are undeads
Fantasypro!Si: What's going on here?
The Necromancer: Oh great. You broke the circle. Now I have to start all over again.
Caldice: Ex… Skulls? *frowns* That pun makes no sense.
Caldice: I trust the books were to your taste? Though, quite an odd taste it is…
The Necromancer: I'm very disappointed you don't find it... humerus. [cackles] Ha! It was a good one.
[Virgile comes back with a bunch of books]
The Necromancer: Yes, I can say I had a pretty rad-ius good time...
The Necromancer: Alright this one was pretty lame.
Fantasypro!Cald: I would appreciate the return of those books I lent you, they have been long overdue.
The musketeer shows a glimmer of excitement as her lips twitch for just a moment. Her foil waits at the ready as the hulking mass of rotting flesh and decaying bone stands before her. The creature’s stance is burned with the heavy chain that wraps around him. "You send more children to fight me Lord Necromancer. Are you too fearful to fight me yourself?" She takes a step forward lining as to bait the creature beef her to charge. Her foil’s tip comes but inches close to the creature’s chest as she recoils back again. "Or do you care so little about your children that you would watch them die?"
The Necromancer: Speak all you want, all you say go right through me.
The Necromancer: Ha ha ha! Comedy gold!
[Virginie leaps towards the musketeer, throwing a bony-chained punch]
Musketeer!108:: I shall stand for no more of these foul words!
Musketeer!108: Fight me foul demon!
[Shows a clear expression of disappointement on his unexpresssive skull face]
Virginie: Yes, Father.
Musketeer!108:: Must you torment me with your bad jokes?
Musketeer!108:: I would much prefer to fight.
ask0098 replied to your post: askthepurpletwins: Oh misioure they ...
OH MY GOD I CAN’T PFFFFFT—-)))
its so bad tho, his jokes are so bad
Oh misioure they were quick work.
I really wanted to come here for you.
The Necromancer: Why the hurry? No body's after you!
The Necromancer: Hilarious! [laughs]
undead brothers
The undead brothers are now also available for RP in the fantasypro AU ~
Musketeer!108: Greets lord Necromancer what a lovely throne you have.
The Necromancer: Why, thank you, Mortal. I made it myself.
The Necromancer: But, tell me, why are you here? I hope my children weren't too much of a trouble for you.
undead lord on his skeleton throne
Fantasypro arrives to the cake bros! Well, not the brothers themselves, but their father the Alchemist. You can now interact with the Necromancer! ))
Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.
then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions
Blue watched his lips move, wondering why she had never tried mastering lip reading. She very pointedly blinked at the Alchemist with a sarcastic expression on her face, attempting to express the fact that he was an idiot. When he beckoned her in, she entered with a shrug. He probably had alcohol in there. Hopefully. As soon as she spotted a kitchen she should begin the hunt.
"Jesus fuck I’d forgotten how vibrantly blue your eyes are." Amandine mumbled after a brief glance at him. After a small pause she added, "I may be already a bit tipsy. Maybe. Probably."
Without losing any time, he fumbled from the kitchen to find what he was looking for and came back to Miss McCoy holding a bottle of alcohol and two shot glass, that he put down on the small kitchen table. About to get back to his search, he overheard what she said about his eyes, and he felt some heat on his face. He tried to ignore that and grabbed a small blackboard that was hanging on a shelf, with some chalks. He wrote "Are you alright?" in his clumsy writting and turning back to Miss McCoy, held the blackboard to her.
SNAP for virginie
12. our characters getting drunk together
Amandine was in dire need of a drinking companion. She had considered her options, but Orion was even less of a pleasant drunk than she was, Seath didn’t have the body for it, Maria’s reaction to alcohol was unknown and Blue wasn’t eager to test it, and everybody else was underage and fuck if she letting them even near alcohol until they were at least 40. Well, ok, maybe that was a bit harsh. 35. Admittedly, she didn’t really have any other friends. She briefly thought of Fox Wrath but then realised that that would be a terrible idea. That was when she remembered the man from the ball. He had been handsome, and they got along really well. His name was Draun Rellison, if she remembered correctly. From there it had been easy to track down his home. So here she stood in front his door. There was ringing inside the home, the doorbell. As the door opened, Amandine waved at the Alchemist.
"Hey," she began, "I’ve become fucking deaf which means this is the perfect opportunity to get drunk. You wanna come along?"
"Oh... Miss McCoy, isn't it? Are you alright?"
For a moment he stood there, realising how stupid his questions were as she had just stated she was deaf. This was the exact moment he regretted never learning sign language. Not wanting to let her go without asking a few more questions, he waved his arms to invite her inside. He would find a way for them to communicate.
✯ ~ AskfanprosFox
The Alchemist: I have the feeling we have met before.
