FRANCO BARBI

You get caught with your hand in the cookie jar, YOU GET FUCKED SIDEWAYS TO HELL! SFW? (as much as an Franco blog can be)

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Franco have you been catching up on the new slang lately

Tung tung tung sahur

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@lelandcoylerp Happy pride month cuz y’know you’re gay and stuff.

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Thanks bro, I shall fuck your step mom to celebrate 👍🏻

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Not if I fuck her first.

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maybe if u were more sweet & gentle u could find a mother

I’m the most sweetest and gentlest baby boy around. Maybe if you weren’t such a whore you’d see that.

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hi Franco baby i have a fuck ton of plushies. wanna join me in my plushie nest? i have cookies and milk too...

Cookies and milk? Who are you, fucking santy claus? Santa you never got me that bike I asked for when I was little you bastard. I’ll never join you. Fuck you.

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Hey twin, just because there are mannequins in my theatre doesn't mean you can fuck them. Seriously. This is the third time this week, man. You got problems.

When an ugly stranger calls you twin 😂😭 No Bitch 🙅‍♂️✋

Baby does what baby wants.

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@lelandcoylerp Happy pride month cuz y’know you’re gay and stuff.

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Get fat rn I dare you

I’m already fat. It’s baby fat, okay?

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Throws a brick at you :3

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WWWAAHHHH!!!!

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franco im on my period everything hurts ow ow ow help me

Don’t worry your pretty little head sweetness, I can take that pain away from you for nine whole months!

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is the babyboo trend offensive to u? or do u love it

Why would I ever be offended by a woman whose gonna call me baby boo? That’s the fucking dream!

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If we were to cuddle would it be in the same way you cuddled jenny when clyde perry came for your ass.

I can’t just crawl into any whore like that. Jenny was special…

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franco i am so maternal towards you.... except im a guy ill be your new papa ill be way nicer than your real dad

I don’t have any interest in a new dad. If you wanted to be a new mother for me though… ohhh. Doesn’t matter if you’re a guy, you can still be my mommy. Give me a little hug, a little sip, a little punishment…

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Do you cooka da pizza? Yk, since you're Italian

(I'm sorry)

Kill yourself.

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Your last requested imports that include but what’s not limited to ”nose candy” is going to be delayed this month due to shipment.

Sincerest apologies/

- @murkoff-staffnotes

If you fucks pulled some delayed shipment bullshit on me in Cuba, ohhh, you’d be pushing up daisies before you know it. Scumbag doctors can’t do anything right… can’t even get baby his fucking medicine.

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that's ok Franco I can hold you up to the fridge and you can put your own drawings on there yourself ❤️‍🩹

I can reach the fridge on my own, asshole. It’s just not the same thing if I’m the one putting my drawings on it. If it was worth going up there, someone else would’ve done it.

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you and me go on a date but instead of going to a bar we lay on the floor and color in coloring pages with crayons

You sure? I’m not so good at coloring inside the lines. Never got my shit put in the fridge when I was little.

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You are a disturbed and disturbing man....

Wanna go on a date? You choose the place, I pay.

We’re going to a bar and you’re buying me wolf’s milk until I can’t stomach it no more and throw up on both you and myself. Then, you’re gonna burp baby and I’m gonna drink even more.