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Hey there! Don't mind the mess, my house is really hectic! [APH America Askblog] M!A: None

[askfreedumbland]

I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!!!!!!!!

Aw, well shucks! Thanks! Glad to see a fan!

(Mun is very grateful to all who enjoy this, even if my update schedule is iffy at best.)

[askfreedumbland]

Who is your favorite territory? 🤨

Yet another loaded question... You really are all trying to get me attacked, huh?

Look, I have 50 states, and, uhh... 1, 2, 3... 16 territories. Granted, only five of those have human inhabitants and personifications that I am aware of, but still! I can't afford to play favorites!

[askfreedumbland]

Oh no, not trying to get you killed. Just a curiosity >;3

(-A mutual, sorry, this just popped into my head, and I'm like, gotta do it lmfao)

It's okay, I'm sure none of them would do that. Not on purpose, anyway. Right, Hawaii?

I want 'ulu! Go get me 'ulu!

Okay, okay! I'll get you some breadfruit to snack on!

(Mun's bad historical and assorted headcanon ramblings under the cut.)

(Hawaii knows how to play cute to convince all the adult nations and 'older' states to get her free snacks. She's actually fairly old compared to a lot of states, but her physical age is around 7 human years. Alfred isn't sure why she has stayed so small compared to other states, but mostly blames himself, thinking that his nation's overthrowing of the Kingdom of Hawai'i back in the 1890s is possibly to blame. He found her in the aftermath of the annexation, suffering from memory loss, and did his best to give her a new home.)

(I am by no means an expert on Hawaiian history, as my studies never focused much on it, so if anyone knows more or has suggestions/corrections, please feel free to tell me.)

[askfreedumbland]

It's a dumb ask, but what's your favourite state?

That is a very... loaded question.

They're here.

No no, don't leave us all hangin.

She's right. Why don't ya go ahead and answer. Which one of us is your favorite?

We're waiting.

(Good luck, Alfred.)

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

@askfreedumbland replied: I too, logged in to find 10 or so bot followers from today alone..

I’m not sure how many there were today, but it has been relentless as of late. I’m sorry you’re dealing with it too dear.

[askfreedumbland]

It’s actually kinda creepy how they keep coming back… like a cyber robot zombie apocalypse!

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

You know, that is a good way to put it. I’ve had to block another five more just today.

…It actually wouldn’t surprise me if they truly are what you think they are.

[askfreedumbland]

I had to do that too! I wonder if we could stop them by mass producing genetically engineered superheroes that we digitize and send into the internet to fight them-

[askfreedumbland]

...

...what?

Oh, I cleaned my inbox, so...

Alfred doesn't have anything to answer, and that means I have nothing to do but draw myself while having an existential crisis.

Anyway, we are back for the bajillionth time, so feel free to ask Alfred anything ya want! Unlike mun, he needs social interactions to survive.

[askfreedumbland]

Hi Mr. America! Happy New Year! I hope you had a good year, sir!

Happy (late) New Year! England had a liiiittle too much to drink. Again. (Only a year late but hey, it's January again still...)

[cupcakes-and-british-tea]

@askfreedumbland replied: I too, logged in to find 10 or so bot followers from today alone..

I’m not sure how many there were today, but it has been relentless as of late. I’m sorry you’re dealing with it too dear.

[askfreedumbland]

It's actually kinda creepy how they keep coming back... like a cyber robot zombie apocalypse!

[askfreedumbland]

Woah you’re still around!!

I am! Mun has been without internet for most of the last year, so posting was kinda hard, yanno? I've been busy too, there are so many video games I got from Japan that need beating! --Alfred

(Mun is alive, I swear! Just busy at work and was finally able to afford internet haha --Ixie)

[askfreedumbland]

I posted 106 times in 2021

86 posts created (81%)

20 posts reblogged (19%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.2 posts.

I added 442 tags in 2021

#hetalia - 73 posts

#hws - 67 posts

#hws america - 58 posts

#aph - 57 posts

#aph america - 51 posts

#ooc - 32 posts

#ixiespeaks - 32 posts

#anon ask - 31 posts

#ic - 24 posts

#hws canada - 17 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#i have a few hours before i have to leave again but im gonna see if i can't get something drawn and maybe log into my blog from my phone

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Is Arthur drunk again?

56 notes • Posted 2021-06-22 02:54:55 GMT

#4

10. What are you dressing up as this year if you’re dressing up? What would you dress up as if you aren’t?

Alfred: "I decided to do another costume contest at my Halloween party this year! I tricked Artie into joining my team again. Ha! Too easy."

Arthur: "Why must every costume you choose for me be missing the trousers? I cannot go out like this!"

Matthew: "I haven't decided on a costume yet, since I know I'll just get looked over again... maybe someone will team up with me. I'll ask Cuba or Russia."

Hetaween Event Start!

63 notes • Posted 2021-10-12 04:31:47 GMT

#3

HAPPY 4TH!!!!! Bonus celebration under the cut.

ITS COMING HOME!

67 notes • Posted 2021-07-04 16:40:46 GMT

#2

1. How does your muse feel about seafood?

Alfred: "I love seafood! I usually go out to get some any time I'm hangin' with Japan!"

Kiku: "Please never have me eat deep fried sushi again..."

72 notes • Posted 2021-09-18 05:41:27 GMT

#1

Alfred: "Humanity has gone too far this time."

(Mun found this while shopping and was speechless. Personally it doesn't sound very good but if there's a market for it, someone is eating it, right?)

137 notes • Posted 2021-09-19 01:54:33 GMT

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[askfreedumbland]

Dis is maple

"Did Matthew's mail get mixed up with mine?"

[normalshrimp]

[askfreedumbland]

💜freeze! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ you’re under arrest for being so lovely. copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!💜

Y'all are sweet. Thank ya. <3 You're all beautiful too.

I got my eyes checked today, I had a nap, I am good to go.

[askfreedumbland]

So are you my brother? Because if Arthurs you father then you have a set of twins sibling that are the first player and nyo first player of London. -Loki

"Uh, I dunno who told ya that Arthur is in any way related to me, but he's not. He's not my father, that's for damn sure, nor my brother or even a cousin. I would call him a glorified babysitter in my colony days, and that didn't even last long because I outgrew him in such a short span of time. The only 'family' I have other than Matt would be the States and I guess I am like an uncle to Matt's Provinces? Even then, none of us are really born or anything, we kinda just appear... it's complicated." "I guess what I am saying is that, no, we aren't brothers, but we can totes be like, bros in the friend sense if you want!"

[shatteredminds]

Loki: That would be nice, I need some time away from my brothers, younger and older. Freja might pop by then.

Loki: As for the dad thing, yeah he doesn't even know about me and Freja. Ma never told him. Said he's untrustworthy you know.

[askfreedumbland]

""Haha, well I wouldn't call him untrustworthy. I trust him plenty. Usually. I wasn't even aware we could really have kids. Though I guess maybe where you are is a bit different from where I am."

"Anyway, if you ever need to get away, I don't mind hangin out. I usually end up in London or Europe for work, and I don't mind having more reasons to casually ignore my paperwork."

[askfreedumbland]

So are you my brother? Because if Arthurs you father then you have a set of twins sibling that are the first player and nyo first player of London. -Loki

"Uh, I dunno who told ya that Arthur is in any way related to me, but he's not. He's not my father, that's for damn sure, nor my brother or even a cousin. I would call him a glorified babysitter in my colony days, and that didn't even last long because I outgrew him in such a short span of time. The only 'family' I have other than Matt would be the States and I guess I am like an uncle to Matt's Provinces? Even then, none of us are really born or anything, we kinda just appear... it's complicated." "I guess what I am saying is that, no, we aren't brothers, but we can totes be like, bros in the friend sense if you want!"

[askfreedumbland]

How did your Halloween go?

"It was a good Halloween, but I still feel kinda... off. Like it's been lasting longer than it should."

"And that's my cue to fix time... after I broke it a little. I'm sure it's fine."

"... did anyone else feel a temporal anomaly, or was it just me?"

Hetaween 2021 Event End

[askfreedumbland]

Is Matthew the Flying Dutchman-

"Yes, I am the Flying Dutchman! Alfred convinced me to dress up with him and Arthur this year. Maybe next year we can pull more people into it."