Ask General Napoleon Bonaparte

This role playing/ask blog dedicated to the favorite villain in Night at the Museum which is Napoleon Bonaparte! Ask him whatever you'd like about the movie or just have a random question you'd like him to answer! Just remember don't call him short! There will be SERIOUS consequences, just kidding. He's currently bisexual and in a on/off relationship with an Italian gangster. He's welcomed by all including other role playing stories or fanfic writers.

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Jack arrived in your era via magic time portal. "Ok. I think this it the right time and date. Now, where is that general?" He walks and looks around for you.

Hearing the cannons fire, men yelling some crying in agony. The sun over my head my hat shielding my face and darting eyes. I wasn’t sure why I was sitting on a horse but that didn’t matter to me all I wanted to do was bring victory to my country of France.

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“Found him! But how am I going to get his attention?”

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Noticing someone not too far the marshal’s got curious. “General, I think someone is over that hill. Shall we look and take it as a threat?” One asked, “Just find out who and what they want.” 

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Jack arrived in your era via magic time portal. "Ok. I think this it the right time and date. Now, where is that general?" He walks and looks around for you.

Hearing the cannons fire, men yelling some crying in agony. The sun over my head my hat shielding my face and darting eyes. I wasn’t sure why I was sitting on a horse but that didn’t matter to me all I wanted to do was bring victory to my country of France.

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Late birthday

Bonjour! Everyone as you might already known that August 15 was my birthday! I would have been 247 years old. Indeed that is a IMPOSSIBLE number to live to, oh well if someone I knew lived that long good for them. But I’d be so gleefully and joyful if I got some birthday asks or gifts. All shall be thanked and received! Sincerely, Napoleon Bonaparte

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@natm2trashshippers I hope you like it!!

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Fantastic artwork!!! 💜

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Hey Napoleon what's your favorite color :0 I can't find it anywhere !!

Hmm..Very intresing question. I woud go with green. Since my birthstone (August) was the green peridot. Green is such a beautiful color. Don’t you agree? Meric for spending your time asking mio a question Monsieur, you are thanked very much. Napoléon Bonaparte

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Hello Napoleon:) I was wondering are you a cat or dog person? and how do you feel about having a cat breed named after you?

Hm. Well, I would say I’m more of a dog person. Even thought my first wife Josephine’s pug, Fortune bit me on the leg our wedding night when I was a young general about 23 years if age and was a nuisance always barking and wanting Josephine when we were “busy” in the bedroom. Cats are cute I assure you but there hair gets EVERYWHERE! And I bet with ALL that hair in my nose I would sneeze like crazy! So there you have it, I am indeed more of a dog person 

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Ivan’s appearance in Night at The Museum: Battle of The Smithsonian was probably based on this painting of Ivan the Terrible by Viktor Vasnetsov.

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17 questions in the ask box ready for answers!

Today my Frenchmen am going attempt to answer ALL your questions in the ask box! Even if they’re old questions! Send new one’s as well, since I clearly don’t mind. And, they don't all have to be anonymous. Wish me luck. Napoleon

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So. This is what’s on my iPad. Japanese comics and Napoleon.

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I have severals, sire. To your opinion, which painting depicts you the most realistically ? Who's your favorite poet who sang you in your posterity ? What do you think of Mme de Stael ? Thanks sire

Hmm..Very intresing questions from someone like you dear Anon. As for which painting? Well, I’m going to go with Jean-Louis Ernest Meissonier (above). Its simple and simplistic, such extraordinary facial features and detail. But, I’m not complaining that, I, don’t like my other paintings but this ne just draws my attention so well. As for poerty? 

I know this isn’t poetry but I just find it unique how I wrote to Josephine when I say, divorced from each other. 

Finally, what do I think of Mme de Stael, you ask? Mme de Stael seems like an innocent and polite like madam. She’s gracful and has a hit of carefree.

Meric for spending your day asking mio a question Monsieur Anon, you are thanked very much so. Napoléon Bonaparte

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Do you like going to parties?

You tell me.

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Ever thought about pranking Kahmunrah?

Of course! Who hasn’t?! But it would only be something funny nothing extreme.

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Hmm but don't you think you're idealised and not very realistically portrayed in gance's movie ?

I guess. I mean there are so many films with me in it I can’t even count how many there are but it showed a lot of good parts. But I’m not saying all movies based on me are all the same but films are films.

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Napoleon Bonaparty

**laughing**

T-Thank you so much..

*stops laughing*

Seriously, thank you. My day just got a tiny bit better..

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Whatcha thinking about your portrayal in Abel gance's movie

Napoleon: Abel Gance does a nice job in the film. It is very convincing and has a lot of dramatic parts. But it still a good film. Thank you for this question.

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE MOTHERS OF HISTORY. Including my mother, Letizia Ramolino! 💖

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When it comes to school subjects, what's your favorite subject?

Well back when I was a boy schooling was different from than it is now and since I didn’t know French all that well and my father had enrolled me at a very wealthy school with the students from aristocrat parents. They constantly teased and made fun of me but I loved learning math and history. In my free time when everyone would be playing I’d be reading. The teacher who patrolled us disliked that I read and would take my books and demanded that I would play with the other children. Which actually quite annoying. Thank you for your question I’d love to have more!