The amount of gay I am

Pansexual-She/They- Really fucking stupid

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

I live for Yennefer and Jaskier May Be Married But Geralt (and Ciri) Don't Know How To Ask Them About It

[greatelsewhere]

[sewerhawk]

BORN TO CLEAN WORLD IS A HYGIENE WIPE ‘EM ALL 1989 I AM SANITARY MAN 410,757,864,530 SPOTLESS COUNTERTOPS

[jackdawn]

Visit Original Link

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

[howlsomehowell]

[visitingfan]

[samandriel]

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

[timeturnersandwands-blog]

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

[vintage-bleeznuggets]

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

[hazlelnoot]

37chickenducks

[sashahilbert]

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

[inverted-author-blog]

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

[cellochicita]

I’m crying pls listen

[drawnsnake]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OMG

[chemicalgee-deactivated20210329]

I always troll my friends with this

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

This sounds like it’s being sung by a passive-aggressive 1920s radio host wearing a very dapper suit and threatening me with a cartoonishly small pistol, bearing a large grin on his face that indicates that he will not hesitate to put a hole in my forehead, not for a second

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

IT’S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I’VE HEARD THIS OMG

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

[doctorfeliuzumaki]

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

[randomphonecase]

Sherlock: Everyone is an idiot. It's obvious.

John: Well to be fair they only ask me and I always deny it.

Sherlock: John we do everything together. We once kissed at a crime sence.

John: So, you want to stop pretending that we aren't together?

Sherlock: No.

[randomphonecase]

Anyone else call their cat beef boy for no reason other than beef?

[randomphonecase]

Do you think loki is so attached to the teseract because he feels this is the only thing that understands him? Like he knows it's powerful, but he also knows that it's be tested by humans and not treated right so now he always takes it because he believes they're one in the same.

[ladycibia]

They came after me, With masterful deceit Broke down my lute and they gave me maracas

[randomphonecase]

Not me trying to write a short story for school with only Yennefer on my mind.

[becausebirds]

[iwishitwas1983]

I’m crying.

[floacist]

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

That owl is 30000000% done

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

This gives me great joy

[randomphonecase]

This owl looked into my soul and gave me nightmares

[randomphonecase]

I'm supposed to be in class writing a short story that has a Greek mythology vibe and I can't because ALL IM THINKING ABOUT IS A CURSED SPONGEBOB FIC I TRIED TO WRITE

[17blcak]

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

[soyatenada]

always

[randomphonecase]

I LOVE The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, but I HATE how I know how bad Bucky wants to cry and I hate that I want to do it for him but I can't.

[randomphonecase]

Kahoot is the language of love. 

[randomphonecase]

I wrote this in Math class today

You dumb hoe. The sun and the moon isn’t a forbidden love story. It’s enemies to lovers, dumb bitch.

I had no reasoning behind this. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have some astounding some remarkable some exquisite some life-altering information to share!!!

[theoriginalmadlad]

haven’t you done enough, I still see bean furby in my nightmares

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Bean furby still sees YOU in your nightmares!!!!

[some-trans-bitch]

Bean furby?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

No one cares about bean furby, bean furby is old fucking news, get with the goddamn program

no no. No! Damn bean furby to the depths. let me introduce you to:

PIGEON HOLDERS

[randomphonecase]

Nikola Tesla built a death ray so he could get his hands on one of these bad boys.

[steinbecks]

feel free to unfollow if you:

don’t like me

liked me at one point, but don’t like me anymore

hate what i post

hate what i have to say about xyz topic

find me annoying

don’t have anything in common with me anymore, and are bored by the things i post

feel obligated by whatever personal reason you may have to keep following me, even if literally any of those above things apply

this applies to mutuals as well. your dash should be your happy place, so no hard feelings and i wish you the best in life

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

I’m adding here that I don’t actually check my followers list ever - I only ever check the number if I’ve had a rash of new follows - so if you’ve got any anxiety about offending me, don’t worry, because I literally won’t see. Your dash is your safe and happy spot, and if my content doesn’t jive with what you want to see…that’s fine with me.

[thevelvetdevil]

This post is so light and nice. Don’t u ever worry lil friends u just go right ahead and do whatcha need to.

[genre--savvy-deactivated2020071]

If you ever want to unfollow or block me for any reason, seriously, I don’t mind! Don’t be scared to make your dash more comfortable for yourself.