HIS ROYAL MAJESTY, GEORGE III

The King of Great Britain answers your inquiries.

[askgeorge-iii]

𝗔 𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 !

My dear subjects,

So. You tossed your tea into the sea as if that could wash away our bond. Childish, really. We had an arrangement, and now you spurn me like some cast-off suitor.

But I know you'll be back. When your chaos turns sour and freedom tastes bitter, you’ll remember who served you well. And should memory fail, a gentle push may come—with enough force to remind you what my love truly looks like.

— His Majesty, King George III

[askgeorge-iii]

hey man. how's life

Hm. As well as it can be, considering I’m overseeing a war and an empire simultaneously. And you?

[askgeorge-iii]

Mr. King George, do you like stargazing?? (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

But of course! I find great comfort in the stars—constant, bright, and orderly, just as a well-ruled kingdom should be. 😌

[askgeorge-iii]

So tiny, and yet charming.... Still, I worry such a diminutive likeness might embolden our foes.

[askgeorge-iii]

mr majesty king lord sir, can i hit please 🥹

-🧵

Hit what, exactly? If you mean strike at our enemies—by all means, unleash your fervor upon them! ☺️

[askgeorge-iii]

We know about your secret relationship with Washington, no use denying it now

How on earth do you people even manage to invent such nonsense?? A "secret relationship," truly? I’ve never even met the man.

[ask-georgewash]

And you better. THANK GOD. That you haven't. 🤣🤣🤣. I would. KILL YOU.

General Washington

[askgeorge-iii]

Well, I’d kill you MORE, so there. 🙄

[askgeorge-iii]

Get your silly out 💔😔 let it out be silly

If only the current state of affairs allowed such—there is little room for tomfoolery when one’s empire is at war.

[askgeorge-iii]

gay

STOP twisting my words!! 😠😠 That is not what I said.

[askgeorge-iii]

It appears we need more gay soldiers if we want to win the war…?

Ah—more soldiers, indeed, are always welcome. Yet I assure you, their.. preferences are of little consequence to the outcome. What matters is loyalty, courage, and a steady hand in battle—not whom they may fancy.

[askgeorge-iii]

Hello, your majesty! This is an unfinished sketch of u, im planning on finishing it up later today! I hope u love it :D

Ah—how delightful! Even unfinished, it shows great care and talent. I shall look forward to the finished piece, though I can say already that it pleases me greatly. ☺️

[askgeorge-iii]

Better question, how can you hate Washington if you've never met him?? Just saying might help to meet the guy before forming such a strong opinion.

How curious—must one dine with a viper before deciding not to be bitten? I’ve seen enough of his... work to form an opinion quite sufficient, thank you.

[askgeorge-iii]

gay

That is most certainly not what I wrote. Why, pray tell, did you see fit to alter my words? Do you make a habit of twisting a king’s speech for your own amusement?? I am not gay.

[askgeorge-iii]

do you like men

But of course! I adore my men—loyal soldiers, steadfast advisors, and all who serve the Crown with dignity. Fine, honorable men indeed. 😌

[askgeorge-iii]

Do you ever get stressed about your duties?

On occasion, perhaps. But one mustn’t appear so—stress, when worn openly, invites chaos. A king endures, delegates, and drinks his tea a little faster on difficult days.

[askgeorge-iii]

hhelo your majesty

I drew yyou while i was in school..... (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠) sorry if the crown is small im vvery lazy to draw crowns ヘ⁠（⁠。⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠ヘ I hope you like it!!!

How thoughtful of you! A portrait, even a modest one, is a gesture most kind.

The crown’s size matters little—what counts is the sentiment behind it. You have my thanks; it is quite a charming likeness. ☺️

[askgeorge-iii]

Let's get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 baby.....😛😛😛😛

…Excuse me? And who exactly granted you the authority to make such absurd claims??

[askgeorge-iii]

We know about your secret relationship with Washington, no use denying it now

How on earth do you people even manage to invent such nonsense?? A "secret relationship," truly? I’ve never even met the man.