my trunk of humors

just a part of the part that once was everything 🤪

[petruchio]

you ever think about what obi wan and that diner alien had going on

[kosher-martian]

Obi Wan barely containing his excitement at seeing Dex. Old flame not entirely extinguished, perhaps?

[maggothaven]

Fuck anidala we all know what the real forbidden romance in aotc was#obidextruther

[bluesky-out-of-context]

[inauspiciousvoyager]

Actually I've decided that Dexter Jettster is a criminally underrated character, especially if you take it at just the movies. Why does obi-wan know this guy? Why does a guy who runs a diner know about Kamino? And then the answer was more batshit insane than imaginable. Also he never dies. He is conceivably doing this up to the sequels era. He is 400 years old.

[charmwasjess]

I saw someone complaining on twitter that in AotC, Obi-Wan essentially solves the whole Secret Clones plotline by wandering into a 1950s diner and asking a dinosaur, but it's so funny if that's the exact same deus ex machina that got the clone shit started in the first place.

Year 33 bby, Sifo-Dyas, freshly fired from the Jedi Council, wandering in and going, "Jawa juice, Dex, I've just had the worst fucking day."

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[ververejdu]

Finished Tawny Man recently and it absolutely obliterated my brain and i truly can’t stop thinking about it so i draw my visions of doom and despair

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[micood]

Trying to get my friend into rote but I just sound like an insane person explaining the character dynamics and relationships.

[micood]

… and then the man who raised him, who was also his fathers’ devoted servant/friend marries his young love whom he got pregnant and raises his child!!!!

[breadedsinner]

You know you’re in too deep with a character when you’re actively terrified of going into their tag.

[matrose]

quora please stop emailing me

[natalieironside]

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

[avadaniels]

You know what I can tell about you? You've never lived a day in your life.

Very Important People 3x15 "J.W. Smokes"

[achillesinhighheels]

[curemyemptiness]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

does anyone know how to talk to girls