my trunk of humors

just a part of the part that once was everything 🤪

[norwoods-dni]

[nonbinary-octopus]

hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

[automatonwithautonomy]

the farseer trilogy is very funny because you spend most of it wondering hey what's up with this fool guy and it's not until the middle of the third book you find out that you've been reading like, bbc merlin from arthur's perspective.

[dogpuppy]

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[peppermintgrim]

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[miyoriia]

play toys ?

[miyoriia]

come play toys

[miyoriia]

the prince of darkness commands you

[garak-pussy-indulgence]

Instagram is gonna fucking kill me one day

[gubeachdiaries]

[wyvernwyrm]

this is such a crazy situation to be in

[and-fishing-equipment]

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

[dreamergodvoryn]

"Strange. This outcome I did not foresee. That you would come to the Heart Chamber with a shaved bush."

--Dagoth Ur

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[dogpuppy]

[callaxes]

The temple don’t want you to know about Nerevoryn

[theropoda]

realistically speaking a morrowind remaster or even remake would be mid as fuck but in my deepest fantasies it would feature dream cutscenes + the dagoths all having unique models + dagoth ur having a multiple phase boss fight like a fucking bloodborne boss who turns into monster after monster.