Wah ha ha!

Gerson - Canon character from the game Undertale by Toby Fox. Rarely Semi-selective and headcanon heavy (Icon made by http://gittetj.tumblr.com/)

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[askgerson-blog]

How old are you? I heard turtles have long life

He slowly begins to count, looking rather serious as he sat there for a moment or two, even stroking his beard for a moment, before grinning and says “I don’t even remember how old I am! Wah ha ha!” Asking such questions of him always made him chuckle. “At least over 1000 years old last time I thought about it.” He says with a snicker

[vela-pulsars]

@askgerson @thercyalguards @underselves @narcolepticknight @comejointhefun @spearofjustiice @icy-hat

Here are your respective muses !

[dreamingdreemurrs]

*”Ahaha! I’m sure you don’t, Gerson. No, I would not leave your stand over one little story, but you should know better than to entice someone with a summary and then offer nothing!”

Toriel reached into her robes to pull out a few coins, placing them on the table in front of the aged turtle.

*”How about this, Gerson, I’ll purchase four crab-apples, and we can sit and listen to one of your many other stories? You couldn’t have forgotten all of them, could you?”

[askgerson-blog]

“Eh sure why not! It’s you, your majesty that is asking for my humble stories after all. Wahaha!” He says happily as he gladly took the coins, going into his packs and hands her four crab-apples, made by the one and only!

“But you’re right, sorry about that! Just remembered it for a moment but I lost it shortly after!” That was a lie for sure, but he could play along with it. “But of course I do remember some. Like a whole book of them! Wahaha! Though I need to think of what to tell..”

[askgerson-blog]

*”Weeeeell, if you say so, Gerson, but you’ve got me interested and now you’ve shot those interests down… It would have been nice to hear yet another charming story from you….”

Sure, Gerson was old, but Toriel had her doubts that Gerson simply ‘forgot’ about it. She was going to get that story, one way or another.

*”Oh… I was even feeling in the mood for some crab-apples, but now, without a nice story, I don’t think I could stomach as much food as I thought… perhaps my gold could be spent on something else, hmmm~…”

“Wahahaha! Trying to be sneaky, eh? It won’t work on this old turtle! I wasn’t born yesterday, Toriel.. I was born over 1000 years ago! Wahaha!” He says with a amused look, his old eyebrows raised high and his few toothy grin went wide.

“You know I have more stories to tell then this one! This one was a loonnnnnnggg time ago and probably doesn’t matter at all! I might not even remember that I remember it! Wahaha!” 

[dreamingdreemurrs]

*”Which child would have have been, Gerson? You’ve told me many stories before but I don’t think I’ve heard this one yet.”

Toriel was actually looking to purchase some crab-apples, but the old man seemed to have yet another story to share with her.

[askgerson-blog]

“Oh ehm.” He went silent for a moment and started at her.

“I don’t remember.” He says as he continues to stare awkwardly and then starts to smirk. “It was a long time ago, it was before the underground.” He sure wasn’t going to tell her it was him who got the spanking for taking to many apples for his friends in the mines.

[askgerson-blog]

“Like I always say: Just take as much as you need, not what you don’t need! Wahaha! There was this one kid that took to much of apples and payed for it with some good ol’ detention!”

[callistomist-deactivated2020091]

I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you! Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe. 

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Distractions;

Here are some distractions to help keep your mind occupied so you aren’t too focused on your thoughts. 

-Draw something

-This website translates the time into colours.

-Create your own galaxy.

-Play flowing.

-Make a 3D line travel where ever you like. 

-Listen to music.

-Calm.

-Ocean mood, do nothing for two minutes.

Sleep issues; 

- 8 hour sleep music.

-Rainy mood. 

-Meditation.

-Coping with nightmares.

-How to cope with nightmares, 11 steps.

-Calm

-Foods that can affect your sleeping, both positive and negatively. 

 Uncomfortable with silence; 

-Rainy mood.

-10 hours of rain and thunder.

-3 hours of rain and thunder.

-Human heartbeat.

-Rainforest.

-Sound of rain on a tin roof.

-Autumn wind.

-Rain on a tent

-Traffic in the rain.

-Soft traffic. 

-Fan.

-Train.

-Simply noise.

-My noise.

-Rainy cafe.

Anxiety; 

-How to stop worrying. 

-Tips to manage anxiety and stress.

-The 10 best ever anxiety management techniques. 

-Self-help strategies for anxiety. 

-Helping a friend with anxiety. 

-All about worrying.

-8 myths about anxiety. 

Sad, angry and depressed/depression; 

-“I’m always sad”

-Feeling sad.

-Going through trauma.

-“I’m always angry”.

-Anger management. 

-All about anger.

-National helplines and websites.

-Self-help strategies for depression.

-Dealing with depression at work.

-Dealing with depression at school.

Isolation and loneliness; 

-Pets and mental health.

-All about loneliness. 

-“I feel so alone”

-10 more ideas to help with loneliness. 

-How to deal with loneliness.

 Self-harm;

-Alternatives to self-harm and distraction techniques.

-146 things to do besides self-harm.

-More alternatives to self-harm.

-Self-harm alternatives.

-How to take care of self-harm wounds/injuries.

-Getting rid of scars.  

Addiction; 

-How to help a friend with a drug addiction.

-What is addiction?

-All about alcohol and addiction.

-The facts about drug addiction.

 Eating disorders; 

-Helping a friend with an eating disorder.

-Eating disorder treatments. 

-Support services for eating disorders. 

-Self-help tips with eating disorders.

-Eating disorder recovery. 

-Recovering from an eating disorder. 

-100+ reasons to recover. 

-Understanding and managing eating disorders. 

 Dealing with self-hatred;  

-3 ways to ease self-loathing. 

-How to turn self-hatred into self-compassion.

-Self-hatred resources.

-10 step plan to deal with self-hate. 

 Suicidal; 

-International suicide hotlines (1)  (2)

-Preventing suicide. 

-Reasons to stay alive.

-Dealing with suicidal thoughts and feelings.

-Coping with suicidal ideation.  

 Schizophrenia;

-All about schizophrenia.  

-Helping a person with schizophrenia.  

-Understanding and dealing with schizophrenia.  

-Delusions and hallucinations.  

OCD;

-Managing your OCD at home. 

-Overcoming OCD.

-How to cope with OCD. 

-Strategies for dealing with the anxious moments. 

Borderline personality disorder; 

-Helping someone with BPD. 

-All about personality disorders.

-Treatment for BPD.

Abuse; 

-Healthy relationships VS abusive relationships. 

-Emotional abuse

-Overcoming sexual abuse. 

-Hotlines services. 

-5 ways to escape an abusive relationship. 

-Domestic violence support. 

-Signs of an abusive relationship. 

-What do to if you’re in an abusive relationship. 

-Surviving abuse. 

-What you can do if you’re sexual harassed. 

-Sexual assault support.

-What to do if you’ve been sexually assaulted or abused. 

 Bullying;

-How to stand up against bullying.

-How to protect yourself when it comes to cyber bullying.

-How to help stop people bullying you. 

 Loss and grief; 

-How to cope with a suicide of a loved one.

-Grieving for a stranger. 

-Common reactions to death. 

-Working through grief.

(Other loss and grief)

-Moving away from friends and family. 

-Coping with a breakup.

 Getting help; 

-Seeking help early. 

-All about psychological treatments. 

-Types of help.

-All about age and confidentiality. 

Things you need to remember; 

- Don’t stress about being fixed because you’re not broken.

-Remember to remind yourself of your accomplishments. Tell yourself that you’re proud of yourself, even if you’re not. 

- This is temporary. You won’t always feel like this. 

-You are not alone. 

-You are enough. 

-You are important. 

-You are worth it. 

-You are strong. 

-You are not a failure, 

-Good people exist. 

-Reaching out shows strength. 

-Breathe. 

-Don’t listen to the thoughts that are not helping you. 

-Give yourself credit. 

-Don’t be ashamed of your emotions, for the good or bad ones. 

-Treat yourself the same way as you would treat a good friend. 

-Focus on the things you can change. 

-Let go of toxic people. 

-You don’t need to hide, you’re allowed to feel the way you do. 

-Try not to beat yourself up. 

-Something is always happening, you don’t want to miss out on what’s going to happen next. 

-You are not a bother.

-Your existence is more than your appearance. 

-You are smart. 

-You are loved. 

-You are wanted. 

-You are needed. 

-Better days are coming. 

-Just because your past is dark, doesn’t mean your future isn’t bright. 

-You have more potential than you think. 

- Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.

Please remember to look after yourself and know that you are more than worth it and you deserve to be happy. Keep smiling butterflies x

[askgerson-blog]

Notice

[tratserenoyreve]

The thought started here.

The thought continues here.

The past thoughts are here.

[pyrogoeth]

PSA for the undertale fandom since a lot of ya’ll dont seem to know (or care).

toby doesn’t want us selling unofficial undertale merch. art commissions are fine, but things like buttons, t-shirts, posters, etc are not.

please respect toby’s wishes. please don’t sell unofficial undertale merchandise. please don’t be that person.

source: toby’s twitter has multiple tweets about it as seen above

[the-smallest-star]

(Just here when you want to) "Eh? What is a young kiddo like you doing here of all places?" He smiles wide, showing his few teeth that he had left and places his hands onto his counter. "Anyway, how can I help you kiddo? Want some crab apples?"

There was a turtle monster! Hannah reached into her pocket, fumbling about with what few coins she had from those who had shown her mercy. Most times she’d run away.

“I would please mister! And I’m on my way to the capital to speak to the king!”

[the-smallest-star]

“Havin’ each other must be really nice Mister.” Hannah sighed, almost envious of them in that respect. Perking up a little the girl smiled and got to her feet.

“When I see the King I’ll definitely make sure you can all leave and see the world again! Then you’ll have all that and each other!” she claimed determinedly.

[askgerson-blog]

“Now aren’t ya just a brave one kiddo. But it is indeed nice to have someone.”

The old turtle says with a sigh and strokes his beard once more. She was clearly filled with determination. Wanting to help the monsters and to get them out of this hole of beauty but also misery

“But don’t get your hopes up, it’s not as easy as you think it is. We are stuck because of a barrier. ”

[spindle-the-spider-musician-blog]

Those Damn Kids!

*Spindle was not feeling too well, he really wanted to speak with Rhett about how he was feeling today, but once again, the spider had misplaced his cell phone. He actually decided to brave the path towards Hotland, Temmie’s be damned, to speak with the moth.

Ugh….I hope they’re not out selling Temmie flakes today, they just don’t understand when to leave you alone…

*Spindle took his mind off the stress of his trip by playing an upbeat tune on his acoustic guitar, passing by a certain shop without really paying any attention.

@askgerson

[askgerson-blog]

Even if he was old as a stone, his ears did not miss a beat to such music. It was rare for him to hear music that he liked, also just music in general. The last time he heard one was Undyne playing on her piano.

The old man was thankfully by the door because otherwise he might have missed him passing by. The old man shouted from his shop.

“Aye! Who’s that playing?”

[itsapmseymour]

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I know I said I was gonna do Asriel but…LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT THIS OLD ADORABLE TURTLE. I had to. I’m sorry.

[dynxii-blog]

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ALRIGHT;; i’ve had this blog for about a month now  ( & )  i’m so pleased to say that i feel so, so welcomed to this fandom. all of the roleplayers are amazing and supportive !! and it makes me feel terrible about the fact that i hardly get the chance to interact with you all. and to be honest, i wish i could give you all something better than just my graphics and love, because you deserve so much more, oh my gosh. but, here we go.

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[the-smallest-star]

(Just here when you want to) "Eh? What is a young kiddo like you doing here of all places?" He smiles wide, showing his few teeth that he had left and places his hands onto his counter. "Anyway, how can I help you kiddo? Want some crab apples?"

There was a turtle monster! Hannah reached into her pocket, fumbling about with what few coins she had from those who had shown her mercy. Most times she’d run away.

“I would please mister! And I’m on my way to the capital to speak to the king!”

[the-smallest-star]

Hannah took a seat, curious to hear the story as she waited patiently. She was a very good listener when it came to tales such as this, sometimes they have very valuable lessons.

“Some people have never seen the sun?”

[askgerson-blog]

“That’s right kiddo. Some have never felt the cold wind in their face, some have never seen the skies or the stars. But I have seen it all and the image of the mountain range is stuck in my mind!”

He explained, moving his hands across his chins to explain the wind and then points up to the ceiling when he talked about the stars and skies. Before finally standing up and puts his hand over his eyes and looked around, before sitting back down.

“But that’s the way of life. But there is one thing that we’ve always had... Each other. Wah ha ha!”

[king-asgore]

“Can I take a nap?" (Either in the past or the now, you choice)

( omg gerson ahaha, we’ll go foorrr past )

* Well I don’t see why not…

[ He was already sprawled out on the ground from their surprise training session..Gerson could still lay him out just like his dad always did..]

* Though it was your idea to train out in the cold morning in the first place hahah..

* Just.. give me a moment to sit up, your backswing got me good.

[king-asgore]

* …Well I suppose that is quite a valid reason to be nervous about ceilings then..I would be wary of buildings myself..

[ At the last remark he chuckled softly to himself.]

* I feel as if that is something I should be saying Gerson..After all you’re one of the best fighters my Father has apart from himself.. I’m glad you agreed to train me.

* …How long do you wish to nap out here? If we’re not careful we might be mistaken for “slacking” heheh.

[askgerson-blog]

“Who cares about that. He wanted me to train you, so my rules! Wah ha ha!”

He says as he places his hands behind his head and moves a bit to get even more comfortable.

“Besides, I doubt they could argue with this turtle! But glad you’re happy with my assistance your majesty. I am honored to train you, so how could I say no? Because I never expected to get this far in the first place!”