Ask-the-green-phone

[askgreenphoney]

uh- h-hello? Hello, h-hello?

Welcome to my blog! Here, you can interact with the green phone guy from dsaf 3!

my main is @disconnectedkid

RULES

Nothing explicitly sexual or gory

flirting, suggestive, and threats are fine!

please don’t spam asks!

you CAN ship this blog w/ other rp blogs, provided the other mod is ok with it!

Ocs, crossovers, and rp are all highly encouraged!!

more can/will be added to the rules!

I WILL add my headcanons. We get VERY little info on this guy in game

INFO

Green phoney uses he/it pronouns!

It doesn’t have any of his memories (yet)

it’s voicebox is glitched

he is pan and poly! It is unaware of that at this time!

he has a tail cuz it fun

ASKS ARE OPEN!!

That’s all for now! More will be added as the blog goes on!

[askgreenphoney]

what’s up with you???? WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN CUTE, YOURE SUCH A SCRUNKLY I LOVE YOU😍😍😍😍😍😍

I- thank yo-you-? What does “sk-skrunkly” mean..?

[askgreenphoney]

hm? not problem, hun. figured ya’d maybe enjoy jus’ a nice place t’ sit down. it was either here or the library.

ze gestured to a couch in the living room, there were a few blankets and pillows laying around for walt to use if he so pleased.

you can sit there n’ i can go fix us up some drinks, ‘kay? d’ ya want coffee, hot cocoa, tea? we have cold drinks too, though those are more for m’ brother.

- ☄️ (LATE ASS REPLY IM SOSOSRYBEBDBX)

Oh- uh-

T-tea would be nice… if th-thats ok?

*it sat down nervously, gently rubbing the soft pillows as he fidgeted anxiously*

[askgreenphoney]

right! we’re ‘ere!

ze sets it down, pulling out zir keys. zir house was pretty standard, nothing too special. either way, in we go! ze opens the door and tugs walt in after zirself!

- ☄️

Oh- uh, you ha-have a very nice ho-house!

Thank you for invit-vit-ing me..

[askgreenphoney]

alright, sug. we’re jus’ a few blocks away, hold on tight.

ze said that because ze is now running. IN HEELS AND A DRESS.

- ☄️

oh-! Al-alright!

*he gripped onto them TIGHTLY,*

I- uh- wow you’re fa-fast..

[askgreenphoney]

m’ house it ya’re alright with that? sorry for not askin’ ya if i could pick ya up too, i act on impulse. want me t’ put ya down?

- ☄️

n-no! Sorry, it just supri-pri-sed me is all…

and I’m fi-fine going to your ho-house, I really d-don’t mind!

[askgreenphoney]

‘course i don’t mind. right, up we go!

hi walt! you’ve been picked up. ze’s walking off in some direction.

- ☄️ (zes taking it home❤️)

oh- I we-well-

This is fi-fine…

…where ar-are we going..?

*it’s nervous :(*

[askgreenphoney]

oh, honey, ya really don’t need t’ apologize for that. s’ probably for the best ya did anyways. do ya still wanna go out for coffee or would ya prefer if we went somewhere more.. quiet? jus’ seems like somethin’ you’d appreciate.

- ☄️

I me-mean, if you don’t mi-mind? It’s really no b-big deal, I dont want to bo-bother you…

[askgreenphoney]

awe, doll..

zir voice grew soft, zir hands took to rubbing his back.

everyone deserves a bit o’ kindness, sweetheart. especially those o’ us that don’t think we do. i just figured ya needed a bit o’ affection. if that’s okay for me t’ say.

- ☄️ (SAD WALT <:()

it’s- it’s really ki-kind of you to say, tru-truly!

so-sorry for crying on you, that’s not very pro-professional of me, ha.

…th-thank you, I know I’ve al-already thanked you, but st-still.

[askgreenphoney]

o’ course! i don’t mind, darlin’. n’ ya ain’t makin’ anythin’ awkward, you’re doin’ great.

- ☄️

*it immediately hugged zir. It doesn’t get praise/compliments often, so this really means a lot to him*

Why are you being so nice to me…?

[askgreenphoney]

oh, sugar, c’mere..

ze’s hugging him now. zir tail wraps around it, almost protectively.

s’ gonna be alright. ya absolutely mean somethin’. you are wonderful. i may not know ya personally, but m’ jus’ sure o’ it.

- ☄️ (AWAW...... theyre being sweet:c)

I- thank you, ag-g-ain

…can I h-hug you? It’s ok if not! I j-just… sorry, I’m ma-making this awkward.

[askgreenphoney]

zir look grew a bit more stern and ze grabbed onto its head, angling him to look at zir.

now, you quit talkin’ ‘bout yourself like that, ya hear? i may not know anythin’ about what its like t’ have a phone put where m’ head used t’ be, but i know damned well it shouldn’t mean you’re any less human. whether people like ya or not, who cares? anyone who doesn’t can go fuck themselves. you are human. ya ain’t just some robot with no real feelin’s.

- ☄️ (comet is used to having to give pep talks. this is not new to zir)

Oh- I-

*can phones cry? Fuck it this is my blog I do what I want Walt’s crying now*

Th-thank you. I- no on-ones ever to-told me I me-meant anything before…

[askgreenphoney]

oh, right. i remember m’ brother tellin’ me about that. somethin’ ‘bout you phone folk bein’ reanimated. still, ya don’t deserve t’ have codin’. ya are still a person for fucksake!

- ☄️

i me-mean, am I?

lega-ga-lly I’m dead, the compa-pa-ny couldn’t care less about me, custo-to-mers just think I’m another anima-ma-tronic, and Harry… I don’t think he real-al-ly likes me all th-that much..

the only pe-person, other than y-you, to see me as a person was ano-no-ther phone guy, he had an oran-ran-ge head. But I have-ve-n’t see him in a long time…

so-sorry for dum-um-ping all this on y-you

[askgreenphoney]

ya poor thing! they really put censors n’ code in that there head o’ yours? isn’t that in violation o’ somethin’?

ze suddenly sounded very exasperated, grabbing walt’s hands in zir own. ze does seem genuinely concerned.

- ☄️

I mean, pro-probably..? I think there’s a lo-loophole considering I’m lega-ga-lly dead…

‘S no big deal th-though, at least I st-still have most of my mem-em-ories

[askgreenphoney]

any particular reason ya can’t, doll? somethin’ stoppin’ ya?

ze tilted zir head, sounding genuinely curious.

- ☄️

we-well, it sorta comes with the terit-it-ory of becoming a ph-phone, doesn’t it?

coding, cen-censors, can’t really say what I wa-wanna, y’know?

*it sounds.. almost embarrassed about his coding*

[askgreenphoney]

hm? oh, well, xe’s kinda like the opposite o’ me almost! no real accent, though m’ guessin’ xe’ll get one from me eventually, more soft-spoken, always tip-toein’ around what xe actually wants t’ say. as ya can tell, i sorta don’t filter myself that much. i jus’ say what comes t’ mind.

ze smiles over at it, tail wagging again.

- ☄️

o-oh, well, xe sounds interest-est-ing..!

I think I us-used to say what came to mi-mind, but I can’t re-really do that any-ny-more

[askgreenphoney]

wonderful! n’ if ya find out ya can’t drink i can just bring it home with me. m’ sure my brother’d appreciate some coffee after where xe has t’ work, no offense, sug.

ze grabbed onto walt’s wrist, tail held high behind zir. off they go!

- ☄️

Oh- wh- ok-?

*he lets zir lead him, following behind zir*

Y-you have a br-brother? What’s xe li-like?