Frisk Me Baby

What's up? Names Hancock you want to know something about Goodneighbor's Mayor or anything in general?Then you've come to the right place.

[rpixi]

Send my Muse a name, and they’ll tell you if they Smash or Pass!

[minutemens-incorrect-files]

SoleSu: Hey Deacon, you know anything about these "atom cats"?

Deacon: Yeah. They're a gang of hyperintelligent radioactive cats.

SoleSu: I can't tell if you're lying..

Deacon: Guess we'll never know.

[askhancock]

"Deacon's telling the truth on this one. I've seen those glowing cats myself."

[isodoped-ghoulflucker]

Dorks. I love them.

[megafreeman]

"hey smoothskin, got any jet?"

[amazinglyegg]

Blind Betrayal 2288 (colorized)

[askthepaladin]

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS FOOTAGE, SOLDIER

[askhancock]

Yeah!! Dance, Danse, Dance! Show em how the brotherhood gets down!

[jarnes]

RIP danse

[askhancock]

Lily Brooke on TikTok

It's the way he's so casual😅 #lockdown2 #lockdown #covid19 #coronavirus #lol #foryou #fyp #foryoupage #casual #mask #news #blooper

Walking into Diamond City be like

[asknotdeacon]

Well what if I am cooler than you, but you don't know it cause you don't know who I am?

No one is cooler than me, sorry.

[askthepaladin]

That’s nice for you but no one is HOTTER than me.

(KC Cade says my normal body temperature is a full degree warmer than most people. He can’t explain it. People often ask to hug or cuddle me.)

[asknotdeacon]

Well that’s fantastic but I don’t remember asking your opinion, tin can.

[askthepaladin]

I was only saying because I feel that with some proper time spent in a heated power armor suit, you msy be able to bring your body temperature up, and if you are at risk for hypothermia I would be willing to offer my assistance.

We may have our differences, spy, but I still don’t want to see you freeze.

[askhancock]

What if I’m the one about to freeze to death?

[askthepaladin]

Just lay on a glowing radscorpion. You’ll be fine.

[askhancock]

Ya know suddenly I dont feel bad for putting all of that glue in your power armor

[askthepaladin]

There’s no glue in my power armor…

*pushes release*

*pushes release again*

*frantically pushes release several times*

GET OVER HERE YOU SHRIVELED LITTLE PIECE OF USED MUTFRUIT!

[askhancock]

@asknotdeacon @askmaccready @askthepaladin

[askhancock]

Might I offer you some grade A premium WAP. Free of charge and tighter than a gorilla fist. -1st time ghoul fucker

(Hancock is sitting at his terminal reading this, his eyes grow wide before a big smile appears on his face, he ends back and starts belly laughing before falling back in his chair, hitting the floor, his legs flop upward but he's still laughing)

"Ok I'll be honest I wasn't expecting that."

[keyismykitty]

i can’t decide if this is “here’s my hidden camera i set up to film the prank i’m about to pull on this guy” or “maccready help i’m stuck my butt needs assistance”

anyway i’ve had @whatshappeningcowboy‘s chiv for approximately 2 seconds and already i’m screwing around

[askhancock]

Ok but this looks likes you and Bass, Macready.

@askmaccready

[askthepaladin]

How often do you polish your weapon? Are you ever inspired by the Elder to do so?

Of course! I use my Fire Arm Protection oil every day and I always have impressing him in mind when I rub my weapon.

If he would like some tips, I would love for him to watch me FAP one day!

[askhancock]

“I think I want some tips, c'mon some me how to fap Danse.”

[askthepaladin]

Despite our differences, I would hate to see you injured due to a malfunctioning weapon. If you like, I can give you instructions on how to FAP well enough to please anyone, even an officer in the Brotherhood of Steel.

[askhancock]

In case anyone was wondering here's the FAP thing I was talking about earlier

[askmaccready]

uwu you’re a dilf

I still don't know what this means, and I don't like the sound of it so screw you, too, pal.

[askhancock]

Heh this is like Danse and the FAP all over again

[askmaccready]

[MacCready disliked that.]

I bet 10 caps that @askthepaladin doesn't know this one, either, so I'm still ahead.

What IS IT, though?

[askhancock]

Oh oh, let's tell him what WAP is!

[askmaccready]

uwu you’re a dilf

I still don't know what this means, and I don't like the sound of it so screw you, too, pal.

[askhancock]

Heh this is like Danse and the FAP all over again

[missgamerin]

[askthepaladin]

My inbox, not unlike my jumpsuit, is open.

[askhancock]

Wow…..you sure you dont wanna go ghoul? Trust me you won’t regret it. ;)

[askthepaladin]

Ew, no.

I prefer steel, not leather.

[askhancock]

And who says I dont have steel?

[askthepaladin]

[askhancock]

(Lifts pants leg to reveal boot) Steel toed boots baby!

[missgamerin]

[askthepaladin]

My inbox, not unlike my jumpsuit, is open.

[askhancock]

Wow…..you sure you dont wanna go ghoul? Trust me you won’t regret it. ;)

[askthepaladin]

Ew, no.

I prefer steel, not leather.

[askhancock]

And who says I dont have steel?

[missgamerin]

[askthepaladin]

My inbox, not unlike my jumpsuit, is open.

[askhancock]

Wow.....you sure you dont wanna go ghoul? Trust me you won't regret it. ;)

[askthepaladin]

*puts a box of kittens in front of your door before disappearing*

I better find these little ones homes before Milton eats them.

@askmaccready @askelderarthurmaxson @askhancock @askprestongarvey @asknotdeacon

Do any of you want a kitten?

[askhancock]

I'll take all of them