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archie • 24 • it/he // institute-apologist, king of the rad-raccoons, benny gecko's husband (married for seven years) // will be nsfw // follows from zeroiii

[cucksworth]

at work today a very cute woman wearing a golden freddy fnaf hoodie stopped me as she was walking out and went "the E on your jacket... looks almost like the Enclave logo from Fallout..." and i LIT UP. immediately responded with "IT IS!!!" and she got equally just as excited

she said she has never played a fallout game before until recently, and she started with fallout 4. both of her saves are in the 70s level-wise and she still hasnt beaten the main game. her first introduction to fallout was through the show and she loved it so much she wanted to play the games

also when i complimented her golden freddy hoodie she got super excited about that too. and then she left but it was such a good interaction for me when things have been kinda shitty recently

[djbodyhorror]

things to say during a firm handshake with another man:

your hands are so warm and tender

I love you

you remind me of my late wife

your eyes are beautiful yet filled with pain

its just been so long since someone touched me

[patheticguy43]

[cucksworth]

now dance fucker dance like u never had a chance

[cucksworth]

nobody look at me i opened up the front page of one of my artsites and got a glorious view of benny pissing

[cucksworth]

whos to say if the bullet did that to him or not

[cucksworth]

nobody look at me i opened up the front page of one of my artsites and got a glorious view of benny pissing

[lacefuneral]

courier six in a tshirt that says "don't shoot the messenger :("

[elonmuskisabitch]

reading extensive fallout 4 fan theories like

[cucksworth]

my boyfriends coworker gave him a fake poker chip and he just gave it to me im gonna paint this puppy to look like the plat. chip

[everythingfallout]

[frankiedotbiz]

new vegas fat edition

bring me the fatinum chip

[toddcoward69]

That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?

The Courier :

[ezekiel13]

Creating my own fallout ask meme because why not!!! (Doing it with letters because I have like 5000000 with numbers reblogged already lol)

A: What faction does your OC hate the most? Why?

B: Who is your OCs favourite companion? Do they travel together?

C: What perk would your OC give if they were a companion?

D: What game that your OC isn’t in would they fit in?

E: What’s your OCs favourite drink? E.g. Nuka Cola, Sunset Sasparilla, Vodka?

F: Does your OC do/deal chems? What are their thoughts on chem users/sellers?

G: What part of the Wasteland does your OC hate the most?

H: Which character from a different game would your OC get along with best?

I: Does your OC know anything about the prewar?

J: What would your OC do if they lived prewar? If they did live prewar, why did they do that?

K: What’s your OCs favourite food?

L: What Wasteland creature does your OC feel the worst about killing?

M: Does your OC have a pet? Would they like one? What?

N: What scars does your OC have? Where did they get them?

O: How does your OC feel about tech?

P: How have you incorporated game mechanics into your OC? E.g. do they use VATs, save, etc?

Q: What weaponry does your OC use?

R: Where does your OC live? Why?

S: Does your OC have any health problems? Mental or physical?

T: What in canon character is your OC most similar to? Was this intentional, or not?

U: Is your OC a self insert? Was this intentional?

V: Is your OC religious? Have they joined any Wasteland religions?

W: What job does your OC do in the Wastes?

X: What is your OC’s “classic” outfit?

Y: Does your OC fit with canon?

Z: Does your OC have any qualifications? Where did they get them?

[sillytransfemmething-deactivate]

[ghoulfuckersincorporated]

This whole "why are there Fallout OCs in the Fallout tag?" thing is, in my old-ass opinion, just another symptom of what I think is a pretty big issue with folks' online behavior these days: almost no one wants to put any work into cultivating their own space. They expect everyone else to do it for them instead of blocking certain tags/users like god intended.

You're posting on the public internet where others can see, interact, and contribute. If you can't handle the relatively minor amount of work it takes to make your online space what you want, maybe being online so much just isn't for you. And that's okay!

[angelicguy]

*todd howard trapped in a hall of mirrors, cowering from my powerful minotaur body as i slam each wall with my fist looking for him* TODD COWARD…. TODD COWARD

[ouroborosorder]

i can't stop thinking about disney being like. "we've invited you, our corporate shareholders and sponsors to look at our new animatronics tech" and then a fucking prototype metal gear with inexplicable glowing human eyes literally smashes down the wall and charges the crowd. why would you DO THAT

[ouroborosorder]

adding the eyes makes it so insane. the eyes are so bad. why did they add the EYES