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@askmaccready
I have very tired today. Kids, amirite? 🙃 How many caps for your babysitting services so I can take a six hour nap? (Milk & cookies will be provided.)
6 hours, yeesh. 300 caps, a box of ammo, and some headache medicine oughta do it.
I'm not responsible for any bb gun injuries.
That butt holds my menu on the fridge! :D
lol Nice butt, Mungo. 😝
maccready, everybody is so mean and always talks about your teeth and hygiene, but you are just a softie wasteland boi who didn't have people to help you with it. i love you regardless and that's why we should go have a drink at the third rail sometime:)
I'm not soft. Nobody is gonna hire a soft merc, quit telling people that.
I'll take you up on that drink, though.
Your inbox is either “hnnnnng synth” or “dilf” there’s no fuckin in between ansbnsjdjdnd
Yeah. Just a bunch of broken synths not making any sense around here, I guess.
Well what if I am cooler than you, but you don't know it cause you don't know who I am?
No one is cooler than me, sorry.
That’s nice for you but no one is HOTTER than me.
(KC Cade says my normal body temperature is a full degree warmer than most people. He can’t explain it. People often ask to hug or cuddle me.)
Well that’s fantastic but I don’t remember asking your opinion, tin can.
I was only saying because I feel that with some proper time spent in a heated power armor suit, you msy be able to bring your body temperature up, and if you are at risk for hypothermia I would be willing to offer my assistance.
We may have our differences, spy, but I still don’t want to see you freeze.
What if I’m the one about to freeze to death?
Just lay on a glowing radscorpion. You’ll be fine.
Ya know suddenly I dont feel bad for putting all of that glue in your power armor
There’s no glue in my power armor…
*pushes release*
*pushes release again*
*frantically pushes release several times*
GET OVER HERE YOU SHRIVELED LITTLE PIECE OF USED MUTFRUIT!
Did someone say mutfruit?
maccready your opinions on aliens
After what I saw in the skies above the Capital Wasteland when I was a kid, and what a friend of mine said they went through... aliens are definitely not something I want to mess with.
uwu you’re a dilf
I still don't know what this means, and I don't like the sound of it so screw you, too, pal.
Heh this is like Danse and the FAP all over again
[MacCready disliked that.]
I bet 10 caps that @askthepaladin doesn't know this one, either, so I'm still ahead.
What IS IT, though?
Danse Is Looking Fantastic obviously
No, that can't be it.
What about...
Dude I Like Funding!
Why is your nose so hard to draw???
Who NOSE? *chuckles*
Does it keep running?
You should probably picket...
... if it snot staying in the scenter of my face.
Hey, Mac! I know of a good place to work... crimson caravan company.... they might have job openings for a caravan guard or something... also, if you do decide to go... I recommend staying at the tops casino, if you have any issues, tell the chairman, that Amilie cassava, knight of the Mojave brotherhood of Steel sent you... I’m sure they’ll accommodate you and Duncan, if not the ultra lux is unbelievable! The rooms are beautiful!
Jeez, the Brotherhood is way out there, too? Is there anywhere those guys don't go?
Like I said, I may get out there someday but not anytime soon. That's a lot of slow walking when the person you're traveling with has tiny kid legs or you're carrying them. I'll hang on to this information, though, in case it comes in handy.
What if you're a synth?!
Yeah, no. I'm not.
maccreeeeeeady say trans rights
Fu-...eh... Heck yeah,
Trans Rights!
Mac, you should stop by the clinic, and I'll tell you what a dilf is. I'd come visit, but it's been oddly busy by me lately.
This feels like a trick...
Is it like a snipe? I already fell for that one.
uwu you’re a dilf
I still don't know what this means, and I don't like the sound of it so screw you, too, pal.
*sobbing hysterically* please... please love m e....-lalabelle
H-hey... stop... don't cry. *awkwardly pats your back*
Uhhh... *coughs* I don't want to call anyone a synth here, but someone might be malfunctioning...
Hey Mac, have you ever thought about traveling out West to New Vegas? They’ve got some pretty sweet casinos that are pretty similar to their pre-war state and they’ve got some interesting creatures and Cazadors and Nightstalkers (a coyote/rattlesnake hybrid).
Yeah, I've had a few people mention that to me before. Maybe someday, when Duncan is older and if I can find some work out there I can count on. Don't wanna start from scratch again, you know? And that's a long way to go for a visit.
