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let it be known it may take me a while to respond to your ask depending on what it is, i brainstorm a lot to see what fits dave best

be cool like just be normal: dont ask anything nsfw bigoted or anything in relation to stridercest; keep in mind when asking things that dave is 13. serious topics may be discussed but this is not an opening for you to say or ask insensitive things

addendum: i do not want pr/shippers and in general people who enjoy inc/st or anything gross of the sort to interact with this account

contextually this au is set in 2009, and i will do my best to portray things accordingly. things that are popular now may have been less known at the time so keep that in mind

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i have some kind of mental stunlock when it comes to making beats where i record shit in one go and then think as little about it as possible for the next week or two until something unlocks itself in my head and i can get back to it like a boxing day but for music

#happy boxing day

You are my little chud

ok check this out

when’s the next sbahj comic coming

cant rush perfection

#homestuck #dave strider

what’s your favorite peice of dead shit you got

fetus in a jar

#inajar #yep

do people really not eat anything for 30 days

opinion on emo kids? do u resonate with them or think theyre cringe

look man you gotta respect the game

obviously not my thing i have my own shit going on which is dope as hell of course but you have to be some level of committed to dedicate your whole personal aesthetics to a single genre of music

plus i think itd make me the biggest fraud to have ever walked the earth if i were to cringe at emos like call me cursed and hand me keira knightley on a silver fucking platter cause the pirates of the coolibbean are done with me since i violated the hypocritical oath of art. game has to recognize game thats just the way of life i cant be getting ass kickings from orlando bloom (crazy name by the way has anyone ever thought about this just the fakest name ever) and goddamn johnny

maybe ill give sweet bro some hella emo bangs

watch this space yall

#homestuck #dave strider #sbahj

could you tell us one animal you love and one you hate? (or just like and dislike if those words are too strong.)

if i had to pick i definitely dont like the avian fucks that drop by my apartment window from time to time, i have to keep it open cause my room feels like a furnace so sometimes they peer through and there have been many brave enough to venture inside my damn room

love arthropods though i keep a bunch in jars in my room they look sick as fuck and also just really freaky hahaha ive been meaning to read up on them more cause im intrigued

boof

#homestuck #dave strider

have you guys seen this

neighhhhhhhhhh

neigh

#homestuck #dave strider

what is your favorite little debbie snack cake……..

fucking zebra cakes obviously

was cleaning my ears and the qtip came out bloody

he knows what he did to me tonight

who’s is Mario. 😮

a piece of shit that lives in a gamebro issue with a pitiful rating

i mean fucking seriously

WHAT is this MORONS ISSUE

just nothing new to offer to the table with every new game nah give him a new dorky ability that comes with a dumb outfit, he HAS to know what he looks like right does he know people are watching him is this how he expects to charm that princess just by looking like a cretin i mean this guy is such a stooge hes basically the inventor of all tools, i met mario and he said he lives in a toolbox with his gay plumber outfit (which does he even need that i mean sure he dives into pipes but its not like hes really doing whatever they actually hired him to do, hes just off prancing like a douchebag stepping on anyone that comes his way) and hes got pics of his chick taped to his wall

total piece of shit