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no tumblr dont trap me here

taurotragus

hey remember the time that equius and dave rapped together and equius ended up like

One Size Fits All

(A man comes to the counter and places two dresses on the counter: one sized XS and one sized XXL.)

Me: “Are these dresses both for the same woman?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “Oh, okay. These are both very different sizes, so they are not likely to fit the same person. What size does she usually take?”

Customer: “Um… I’m not sure.”

Manager: “Well, does she look more like me or more like her?”

(Note: my manager is quite small, and I am quite big.)

Customer: “Um… uh… I’m sure these will be fine.”

Me: “Sir, because the price is marked down on these dresses they will be Final Sale, so you will not be able to return them if they are not the right size. Are you sure we can’t help you?”

(The customer looks around furtively, then leans in close so that only my manager and I can hear what he is saying.)

Customer: “These dresses are for me, actually.”

(My manager looks at me, and I at her, and then she turns to the customer and speaks a very matter of fact voice.)

Manager: “Why don’t you go try them on, then?”

Customer: “Really? Would that be okay with you?”

Manager: “Of course! Let me get you started with a fitting room.”

(I spend the next hour bringing this man dresses to try on and he had a lovely time! He introduced himself to me and thanked us profusely for being so understanding and helpful. He left with four dresses, all of which fit him to a tee, and he came back regularly after that.)

thericepickr

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Can’t not reblog Rufio.

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I think it is an unwritten rule that Rufio must be reblogged.

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can. we just makeout? RUFIOOO

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always

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ALWAYS

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number 1 rule always reblog Rufio

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RUFIIOOOOOOOOOOO

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okdannycragg

so how about a pokemon game where you play as a kid going into team rocket because his parents are high ranking rocketeers or whatever and you have to steal your starter and you slowly start to realize that team rocket is not cool so then you destroy them from the inside

that’d be a damn good game

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and at the end of the game you have to decide whether or not to return your beloved starter to the person you stole it from

THIS BLOG IS ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY

Sorry, guys, it was really awesome, but i'm cutting Hipster Heartstrings off for now. In the future, I'll probably reboot it when I'm more comfortable with where i am in life, but for now you won't be seeing any of me for quite a while.

My personal blog, hipsterheartstringsmod, is going to be moving to holynegative0, which will be an all purpose blog for doing all kinds of cool stuff.

I really love this blog, and it has introduced me to a lot of really cool people and I hope I don't lose too many followers on here because I love all of you guys and I have every intention of bringing this back. I just can't handle it right now, and I haven't been able to for a while.

If you still want to keep in contact with me, feel free to skype me at hipster.heartstrings or to follow my new personal blog, linked above. I love each and every one of you guys, and I hope you all lead wonderful, fulfilled lives as tumblr enthusiasts. Stay awesome, you guys.

Goodnight, travel well

~HH out

#Ask Hipster Heartstrings

I have reached 500 followers

I actually reached it a while ago i just wanted to give you guys some extra time. Anyway, if you reblogged that post I will be messaging you to ask for a reference of your pony/character soon! Thank you all for following me despite my lack of consistent updates and annoying attitude!

HH out

#Ask Hipster Heartstrings

I've Got Something Special For You!

So I've reached almost 500 followers, and with the rate you guys are finding me, i'll probably hit it sometime soon.

I am going to attempt to do something totally crazy that will probably land me somewhere in hell. I am going to draw my lovely followers all together!

I have already picked out a few choice followers that will definitely be in the picture (mostly some up and coming blogs that i like, but also some of my friends and blogs that i just really, really love.)

BUT

I've decided that I will add to the picture anybody who reblogs this before I reach 500. I will make a post that will mark the cutoff (who knows, I may give you guys a grace-period or something. X3)

If you want to be in the picture, all you've gotta do is reblog this post. If you're an ask or rp blog, i'll just draw you, but if there isn't an obvious character connected to your blog, or if you want me to draw somepony else, please let me know, otherwise I won't be able to put you in the picture! :c

Anyway, I love all you guys and if you feel scared to reblog this, don't be! I will draw EVERY SINGLE BLOG WHO REBLOGS THIS, to the best of my ability.

Have fun! I love you guys!

~Hipster Heartstrings out

#Ask Hipster Heartstrings #hipster #mlp #fim #ponies #pony #mlp: fim #reblog #fun #fanart

2, 5, 9, 11, 14, 20, 22, 24, 32, 38, 39, and 47. :3

2.When did your last hug take place?

Couple of minutes ago.

5.Do you chew on your straws?

Sometimes.

9.What should you be doing right now?

I'd rather not say.

11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?

I doubt it. I'm not very interesting. XD

14.What makes you laugh no matter what?

Situations that are just too perfect XD

20.Do you secretly like someone?

Kind of, actually. little bit, yeah.

22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Nobody, really. I take different issues to different people.

24.What ARE you looking forward to?

Having some free time.

32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?

Oh, i can't say that would just be Candy

38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?

Uh... I dunno. I don't get "extremely disappointed" much. I guess when i do really bad stuff, then i get pretty down.

39.Three names you go by..

Hipsterheartstrings

Holynegative0

Robert

47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

A better question would be "Have you ever found it easy to tell someone you don't like them," and the answer would be no.

blue

1. we hardly ever eat at the old dining room table that my mom refuses to get rid of.

2. i have one sister, one father, one mother, one me, two cats, two dogs, two turtles, uncountable feeder fish, and one mouse.

3. we like to watch most of the same shows.

4. we go to anime conventions together sometimes.

5. we love each other very much.

6. my sister is a pain, but i love her anyway.

7. my sister feels exactly the same way about me.

8. my sister is basically female me except slightly more antagonistic (i'm way more laid back than i should be).

9. we're all mormon and still liberal as hell.

I may just do that, but it also may take an equal amount of courage just to add you. But I will eventually tell you. :3

COOL. :D

I'm not going to lie, I seriously thought you were going to and I started to panic. Oh well, in due time I'll work up enough courage to actually come off anon. (・。・)

alright, whenever you want. until then, feel free to skype me or something. it's on my page. :3

fillyqueenchrysalis

“In the Hive, we have a tradition. When a child dies, we all gather and make lights. We then let these lights loose into the sky so that the spirit can find their way in the darkness to the afterlife. These lights are also for us, the ones left behind so we can have a little light to hold onto. Even after the lights fade, we have to remember to stay together, so we can lift each other up and love one another. Death is never easy, but we have to believe in the face of tragedy that our loved ones will live on, and that one day we will meet them again. So long as we keep them in our hearts and our memories, they will never really leave us.”

(My prayers and heart goes out to those affected by the tragedies in Newton, Connecticut and China. A child should never be victim to such violence, and I am deeply saddened how one of these occurrences happened close to home.

The Mandalorian Mercs, a Star Wars costume club, have started a donation pool for the victims of the Newton school shooting. If you can, give them a visit here.)

askhipsterheartstrings-blog

This is beautiful.

Oi, going that far as to track me down eh? This merry chase is quite fun, so therefore I shall never tell who I am. I think you'll eventually figure it out, but for now it shall be like this. >:3

yeah, i don't actually know a guy who knows a guy whose brother could track your IP. i was just trying to scare you.

Maybe I don't want to tell you who I am and leave you questioning who has a crush on you and why! ;3 (This is in regards to the question I sent you two days ago. c:)

'tis the crushing anon once more!

so you intend to keep my suspense, do you? well i happen to have befriend a man who doth know of another personage whose blood relative knows how to trace IP addresses! what doth say thou to that! (why am i suddenly talking shakespeare)

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“Wow, your art is really good!”

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There's an update coming soon.

60, Have you ever been to the city that never sleeps

Alas, I never have. I have been stuck in Texas for almost my entire life.

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