Howdy y'all!

Heh heh! This here is Howdy. I got so many gosh darned jokes, mah fellow ham-hams all suggested I git a blog to put 'em all in! It's gonna be the funniest most hee-larious blog on this here part of the Internet! Can't promise it'll be clean and safe fer yer innocent hamster eyes neither, so wander in with caution! Odely.

[hamtaroscreenshots]

Dexter: It’s a figure of speech, Howdy.

Howdy: My figure? Small and round!

-Episode 007: A Summer Festival Adventure

[tender-punk-deactivated20151103]

Have I mentioned how hard I ship it?

[neopetting]

[hamham-moments]

oh god

[askhowdy]

Y'ALL LISTENIN'?

[skeletonsmoochingprincessmika-d]

ニヤリ

[skeletonsmoochingprincessmika-d]

めがねくん

[askhowdy]

HOWDY WELCOME BAAAACK, HOW YA BEEN?

Thank y’all fer yer kindness. Been jus’ fine over here.

You’ve really wanted to be on a computer again haven’t you? You already looked up aprons online.

HEY NOW! I haven’t looked up anyone’s apron before - that’s jus’ downright impolite.

Howdy no. It was in your browser history.

YOU’RE HISTORY. ARE YOU LOOKIN’ UP MY APRON RIGHT NOW BIRTHDAY BOY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

Please stop. Just tell everyone how you’ve been.

Did already.

Great.

[skeletonsmoochingprincessmika-d]

めがねくん＋α

[askhowdy]

Happy Birthday for October 11th, Dexter!

'Ey Dorkster ya got'a message here.

Oh, my, well thank you dear Anon. I appreciate the sentiment.

'Scuze me? I don't see 'em givin' yall a scent-i-mint, but if anyone could used a scented mint it'd be you! Heh hah!

…Be nice, Howdy.

Yeah yeeeeah, ah, happy birthday, uh, buddy.

Now was that so hard?

[askhowdy]

[dr--teeth]

If your otp isn’t Pashmina and Dexter from Hamtaro get away from me.

[askhowdy]

Ole Howdy here'll hap'ly step yonders away from ya.

Pashminer and Daxtur?

WHAT A JOKE THAT IS. Hardy har har!

[askhowdy]

Ah came

Ah joked

Ah got lots'o laughs...

[gymleadercheren]

no omg my favorite thing is that dexter’s freaking winning

[askhowdy]

He's a dirty cheat, that's what!

[askhowdy]

Howdy little critter! You sure are a cutie! Do ya like apples?

Heh heh, howdy there lil' pony! Ah'd be APPAUL-ed if ah didn't!

Ah'm a fan'a apples to the CORE.

If there's one fruit I'd like to buck...

[askhowdy]

Hey Howdy! How are you doing?

Ah'm feelin' excited! At least lookin' at yer costume it looks like you're gonna be performin' something as a blueberry. Or should ah say, a BlueBO-rry!

Odely.

[askhowdy]

Howdy you were my favorite hamster X'D <3

By were ah'm hopin' y'all meant are!

Howdy are your favorite hamster. Yessir!

[ask-a-gentleham-blog]

im laughing i havent been here in ages whats up yall

[askhowdy]

Y'all'd think keepin' a nerd by'a computer'd be an easy thang!

Didn't even notice you were gone... or nothin'! Heh heh.

[archeopz]

Howdy.

[askhowdy]

Hilarity.

[hat-collector-cappy]

Oh! H-Hi. I have to be quiet… I’m playing hide-and-seek and this saucepan is the perfect spot…!

Uh, I’m Cappy. I guess I can, um, answer questions and stuff…?

[askhowdy]

Howdy Cappuccino, we would be able to ask questions if ye allowed 'em. Heh hah!