TheNeekyTree

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[theneekytree]

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My (Many) Random Fandoms:

((Key:

(new) = I'm new to this fandom

bold lettering = I post/reblog this/my main fandoms

》 = the movies

| = the book

~ = the series

☆ = the musical

▪ = the video game

I've also included my favourite ships in links ;D ))

》X-Men

》Marvel/Loki

~Daredevil (new)

》DC (but mainly the villains)

|》The Hunger Games

▪|》Harry Potter

~》Sherlock

~Doctor Who (yet to watch Classic Who though)

~Good Omens

~The Vampire Diaries

~Buffy the Vampire Slayer (new)

~Once Upon A Time

~Glee

~Fate: The Winx Saga

~Stranger Things

~The Umbrella Academy

|~A Series Of Unfortunate Events

~The Good Place

~Dirk Gently: Holistic Detective Agency

~》Star Wars

》Back To The Future

》The Hobbit and Lord of The Rings

~》How to Train Your Dragon

~The Tales of Arcadia

~Voltron: Legendary Defender

~》LEGO Ninjago

~Hazbin Hotel

~Helluva Boss

~》My Hero Academia

~Glitter Force

~Banana Fish

~Sk8 the Infinity

》 My Neighbour Totoro

》 Howl's Moving Castle

》 When Marnie Was There

~》My Little Pony/Equestria Girls (No, I'm not 11 years old )

~Miraculous Ladybug

~She Ra: Princess of Power

》Disney

☆Hamilton

☆Les Miserablès

☆Chicago

☆》Beetlejuice

☆Phantom of the Opera/Love Never Dies

☆Moulin Rouge!

☆》Legally Blonde (I was actually in this off-West End)

☆Dear Evan Hansen

☆Be More Chill

▪~Cuphead (including Casino Cups ♢♤)

▪Undertale

▪Minecraft

▪Animal Crossing

▪Assassin's Creed

▪Detroit Become Human

▪The Arcana: A Mystic Romance (namely Julian's route)

▪Genshin Impact (new)

▪~》Pokèmon

Books I Like (Off-Screen):

|To Kill A Kingdom

|The Song of Achilles

|The Blackwell Pages Trilogy

|The Rosewood Chronicles

((And probably lots more to come))

Music Artists I Like:

°AJR

°BTS

°Imagine Dragons

°Panic! At the Disco

°Fall Out Boy

°Coldplay

°Twenty One Pilots

°Ava Max (new)

°Dua Lipa (new)

°Jess Glynne (I saw her at concert and it was AWESOME)

°Clean Bandit

°Keane

°MIKA

°Queen

Other:

|》 Shakespeare (I haven't read all of his works yet, but I'm working on it)

|Norse Mythology

This will be updated regularly!

[boingoalive1988]

fellas is it gay to turn 17?

[asmallnerd-archive]

Day 2 and Clemika for the October prompts? I'd love to see them carving pumpkins (and I wouldn't mind of some of other ocs joined in too!)

If you don't want to do it, you don't have to! ^-^

Day 2: Pumpkin

Ask and you shall receive :D

I love them so much

Ft. Nick and Remus shenanigans

@lumiberry-tea @mysockmonkey

[theneekytree]

AAAaaaAaaA it's PERFECT

Thank you!!

[orayart]

If you want I've made the Jötunn version for Loki, and you can also use it as a wallpaper !

🖤

[mischievous-thunder]

[alicerovai]

I just had to

[yourfaveisacolourpickedmalewife]

Mobius M. Mobius from Loki is a malewife!!

requested by @pointlessnachos

[mysockmonkey-deactivated2022052]

@theneekytree HES MADE THE LIST

[theneekytree]

I KNEW IT-

[mlmanakin]

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (2008 - 2020)

“If you want some time alone with your girlfriend, just say so.”

[spdermen]

LUPITA NYONG’O MET Gala 2021 - September 13th

[theneekytree]

Happy birthing day @spixi!!!

I hope you have an amazing day my child ❤

[princessofopus]

Agamemnon: Guess what I'm about to get.

Achilles: On my nerves.

[rslashrats]

if anyone makes fun of you for saying okie dokie, you will kill them. good luck

thanks for the order boss i will try my best!

[owlet]

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[stedesdimple-deactivated2025020]

you have unlocked something in my brain a sudden all consuming longing for long haired lestrade has overcome me please feed me

[frankencain]

I think I've just discovered something new about myself

[helloliriels]

Same.

*picks jaw up from the floor*

[theneekytree]

This is a live action Lt. Hank Anderson and no one can tell me otherwise

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[chasing-asterion]

[seperis]

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

[taraljc]

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

[marithlizard]

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium. 

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

OH MY GOD I HAD BARELY SCROLLED DOWN THIS POST AND WAS GONNA SAY “JUST TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM ME THAT I LEARNT FROM AN OLD TUMBLR POST ABOUT WALKING LIKE THE WINTER SOLDIER FROM YEARS AGO” BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE THIS POST

I first discovered this a few years ago when I was an insecure 14-year-old, and since then I indeed do the “murder strut” and staunch everywhere I go, literally works wonders

[cade-the-god]

murder strut works wonders in the airport and school.

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Back in HS, other kids would kinda stream behind me like the tail of a comet because I was several inches taller than most of the student population and the Murder Strut was just…how I walked. Amazingly effective.

[mathcat345]

In case you have forgotten. The Murder Strut works!

[antique-scarecrow]

Patriarchy Chicken Game

[lgbt]

The more you know. 🌈

[detroitbecomefandom]

Gavin, to Tina: No one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone

Nines: Hello, Detective.

Gavin:

Gavin: Oh no

[bbcsherlock]

long hair lestrade is the final straw for me

[stedesdimple-deactivated2025020]

[onthecrosslook]

HOLY FU C KIN G WHA T JESUS CHR I ST ON A B IKE HEADING TO CANAD A-