‘sup, dude?

Huxley, he/him (Redacted ASMR rp blog)

[askhuxley]

(ooc)

Yes, I know, another rp blog. I would say I’m sorry, but that would very much be a lie.

A few things:

This is just for fun! No negativity here, please. Let’s keep thing chill.

No explicit nsfw either, please. I like spice as much as the next person, but that’s not what this blog’s for lol.

This is my first time running one of these things. Please bear with me ;-;

I’m not gonna post things under the redacted asmr tag aside from this intro/pinned post. I’ll use hux answers for any asks and hux rambles for anything else.

[askhuxley]

As a former fire elemental I can answer that, possibly I don't believe that anyone has ever tried

-Dez

you know what, that’s fair.

[askhuxley]

this morning i woke up like hella early and i asked dames if he could stick his hand in lava because, you know, fire. and he told me “go back to bed, hux”

[askhuxley]

hiiiii huxley!!

-freelancer

hey, freelancer!! how’s it goin, dude?

[deviantfreelancer]

Things are fine on my end. But y’know, classes here and there, and feeling tired every now and then. Other than that, fine! How about you? Anything interesting?

[askhuxley]

i hope your classes are going well! and that you’re remembering to take care of yourself, ‘specially if you’re tired. i’m glad you’re doing well, dude. i’m pretty good, been working on the garden a lot whenever i have some downtime. if you want tomatoes i have, like, a ton of them

[deviantfreelancer]

Ooh! At some point, maybe. What else you got in there? Or is it just tomatoes at the moment?

Either way, would love to come by and check out the garden in general. Hope you don’t mind if I lend a helping hand every now and then?

[askhuxley]

there’s lots of zucchini and cucumbers, if you like those! you totally should come pick some up. there’s so many i legit don’t know what to do with them lmao. i’m totally down to chill with you, ‘specially in the garden! stop by anytime, dude

[askhuxley]

realistically, do you think you’d be able to bench press damien?

i mean, yeah. like, i’ve done it before, so…

[askhuxley]

hiiiii huxley!!

-freelancer

hey, freelancer!! how’s it goin, dude?

[deviantfreelancer]

Things are fine on my end. But y’know, classes here and there, and feeling tired every now and then. Other than that, fine! How about you? Anything interesting?

[askhuxley]

i hope your classes are going well! and that you’re remembering to take care of yourself, ‘specially if you’re tired. i’m glad you’re doing well, dude. i’m pretty good, been working on the garden a lot whenever i have some downtime. if you want tomatoes i have, like, a ton of them

[askhuxley]

hiiiii huxley!!

-freelancer

hey, freelancer!! how’s it goin, dude?

[askhuxley]

keep slaying Huxley

hey thanks, dude! you too :)

[askhuxley]

damien’s lecturing me bc apparently you aren’t supposed to tie the little tea bag strings around the mug handle when it steeps? like it makes it bitter or something i guess. but i dunno how long it’s supposed to sit in the water so i just leave it there til i finish it lmao

[askhuxley]

do you like my raccoon?

hell yeah dude, i love all raccoons! i like their tiny human-y hands and their faces. and they’re cute as hell

[askhuxley]

fuck zebra mussels. all my homies hate zebra mussels

[askhuxley]

don’t forget sunscreen if you’re going out guys, especially if you’re like going to the river or the beach or the pool or like. any place with water

[askhuxley]

HUXLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HIIIII

-Dez

hey!!!! how’s it goin’ dude??

[askhuxley]

it’s like hella hot this summer in dahlia so damien and i went on a hike in the mountains cause it’s cooler there. I’m trying to teach him the the point of a hike is like. the hiking. and appreciating the view and stuff, y’know? not just getting there and back or whatever. also, I found a cool stick that looks like a wizard staff. i think lasko will like it

[askhuxley]

Hi um I think if you hugged me it would cure my mental illness

You think so? Well I love hugs. Like a lot. And I don’t want you to be hurting, so I mean it doesn’t hurt to try, right? *holds out arms*