DEATH IS MY SHADOW.

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FINALLY got round to updating the About page. I think it’s about time I started the Golurk playlist. After that I’ll probably write more plot. I’m starting to feel kind of bleh about this plot, though. I think I’ll carry on with it, but I might drop the whole soul absorption thing. Hydreigon isn’t a fucking Dragonborn. He’s just a huge slab of meat. I’ll keep the appearance changes though. It’s common for people corrupted by darkness to go through horrendous physical changes. A human might age and get wizened and get red eyes, but a giant magical psychic demon dragon? Oh dear. he gon get spiky.

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The Sour Sugarados is anything but sweet. Captain of the cruellest seas, it doesn’t like anyone sharing its patch. How can you tame it before your precious pond become a grimy grotto for a sneering serpent?

As a Sour, it hogs the water in your garden and attacks any Pinatas that come too close!

>After taming, the Sugarados can water plants automatically.

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Grouch and gripe it might as Lickatoads snuggle up to it, the Sugarados’s troublemaking days are over. As part of its therapy, it sometimes takes to keeping your garden just that little bit prettier.

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The Sour Hydreigum doesn’t ask for much. In fact, it insists that it only wants to kill everyone. Find a way to tame this monster before it rampages through your entire garden!

As a sour Pinata, it starts fights with other Pinatas!

> If you tame it, the Hydreigum will break up fights (but only because they’re too loud)

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It may have been de-Soured, but it isn’t any less grumpy. Rarely going outdoors, the Hydreigum hates other Pinatas and noise, breaking up any fights by bellowing at the combatants.

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((I had a bit of inspiration after finding my old Viva Pinata Pocket Paradise game. I thought Hydreigon would be a good Sour, so I decided to draw him as one. I’d kinda like to see more ‘villainous’ types as Sours. Hydreigum here is probably a replacement Bonboon, but you can make something more original than me. And if your character is too lawful good to be Sour, then draw ‘em as a regular Pinata. And if we’re mutuals and you can’t draw, I’ll see if I can draw yours as a Sour and/or regular Pinata. I feel artistic!))

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The Sour Hydreigum doesn't ask for much. In fact, it insists that it only wants to kill everyone. Find a way to tame this monster before it rampages through your entire garden!

As a sour Pinata, it starts fights with other Pinatas!

> If you tame it, the Hydreigum will break up fights (but only because they're too loud)

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It may have been de-Soured, but it isn't any less grumpy. Rarely going outdoors, the Hydreigum hates other Pinatas and noise, breaking up any fights by bellowing at the combatants.

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So what do you want for your birthday?

HOW ABOUT MY ARM. CAN YOU CONJURE UP A NEW ARM FOR ME?

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'Deep breath' HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOU, EAT ALL THE CUPCAKES YOU LIIIIKE!

you guys really don’t understand how much i loathe tumblr

i just wanted to post a goddamn silly picture but they won’t work because tumblr is the world’s biggest piece of shit

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happy b-day from me :D

fuck you tumblr let me POST FUCKING IMAGES YOU SHIT WEBSITE

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HAPPY B-DAAAYYYYYYY!!! PARTAAAIIII!! HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT DAY!

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Habppy Birthday ^^

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

And me!

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I’m better now, but I still don’t really feel like RPing. Muse is kill. I’ll be back, though.

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Haven’t been posting because I’ve had severe tonsilitis, the bacterial kind. I’ve mostly been draped over a chair, taking antibiotics and watching Robot Wars. I haven’t been feeling up to RPing.

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Snowish the Gay: //tosses random.org in the trash// Darky: nope Darky: you have to do it now Snowish the Gay: gdi Darky: random.org said 7 Darky: so do 7 Darky: palpatine voice do it Snowish the Gay: nnnnnn

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((well it’s canon))

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The Rattatas gnawed down the arm to nothing. Able to digest just about anything, they had no qualms about the consumption of rotten flesh. They ate it all, even the bones. They licked up every drop of blood. There was nothing left.

But by then Hydreigon and Golurk had moved on, one still nursing his new stump. He could still feel the limb itching. He stole glances at Golurk every so often, teeth bared, but the golem paid no attention. It was how he was raised.

The itching continued.

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Some people say that Hydreigon is a badass, but I think he’s pretty ‘armless.

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“WHAT... IS WRONG... WITH MY ARM...”

Hydreigon waved his bandaged arm around in front of Golurk. It was in absolute agony, and it smelled rotten, necrotic. With shaking hands, the golem slowly unwound the bandage, eliciting a hum of concern. Hydreigon, on the other hand, cried out and stared at his arm in the low sunlight.

The arm looked wizened and half-decomposed. The flesh had gone black and green, and looked dry and wrinkled. The skin on his hand had been sloughing off, and shiny white bone surrounded by reddish-black chunks of flesh were visible. Both of the hand’s eyes seemed to have fallen out.

“WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT... WHAT IS THIS? GOLURK! WHY IS MY ARM DECOMPOSING?”

Golurk just shook his head. Gangrene.

Hydreigon had no idea what Golurk was thinking, but he could tell it was serious. “WHAT... WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO WE DO TO FIX IT?”

Golurk just looked up, before bringing his arm down on his other arm. It’s got to go.

Hydreigon snarled. “WHAT IF I KEEP IT?”

Golurk just let his arm drop. It’ll just fall off by itself. This way is easier. He reached into his burlap sack, retrieving a thick, heavy machete.

“NO...” Hydreigon drifted backwards, his one good arm raised warding off the slowly advancing Golurk. “STAY BACK. I COMMAND YOU. STAY AWAY FROM ME!” Golurk just kept coming, the blade raised in the air.

“DON’T! DON’T TAKE MY ARM!”

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Ye a h……………………………………. something tells me darky and i shouldn’t be left alone or else stuff like this happens

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i want this on my blog again