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[redvsoverwatch]

[cartoonimal]

Okay so that video going around of the Titanic theme on the Ocarina got me thinking 

The Ocarina in LoZ games is set in the key of D

What else is set in D…?

[deactivated-blog]

Yep.

[thefirstfallenkid]

((Break is over!!))

[did-you-know]

You can fix your vision while you sleep. Orthokeratology lenses reshape your corneas overnight so you don’t need corrective lenses when you’re awake. When you remove them in the morning, you can see just as clearly as you would with prescription lenses.

photo: eyelements

The lenses can by worn whether you’re nearsighted, farsighted, or have small amounts of astigmatism. They also help slow the progression of nearsightedness in children. 

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[askiceheartpony]

Finally. Eyeballs can have built-in stands.

[kamadaeva]

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[askiceheartpony]

Me, a person that sleeps in only the coldest of places: if it's more than 60 degrees, I will radiate heat until people let the cold in.

[samsfatcakes]

[dragontatoes]

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

[argumate]

Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they’re going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory.

[fierceawakening]

okay this one is legit hilarious

[rwby-texting]

Anonymous said: Ozpin and Oobleck forming the Society of Coffee Lovers.

tbh Oobleck only joined for the free t-shirt.

[jadeitor-art]

An old draw I started some time ago. My version of Eris before that hardcore erasmus to Crotaland.

[ask-eris-morn]

oH WOW! I hadn’t seen this before. Awesome!

[hellyeahthomassanders]

Me as a Disney Prince ✨ by Thomas Sanders

[princi777-deactivated20180728]

This isnt even a BL anime what the fuck

[sinaminace-deactivated20200713]

Unmute this immediately

[vinesubtitles]

narrator: “now what we got in this scene is, uh, the delinquent is rowing them around and expects payment in the form of the wimpy kid’s popsicle, which already has enough subtext, but then the wimpy kid is like ‘god no homo i’ll just give you the tip’ and this motherfucker, dang, he like deep throats it in one shot like omg, and that’s when the fucking wimpy kid is like ‘this slutty catholic boy just gave me a case of the gay’”

[polyglotplatypus]

It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

[vulture-jack]

From my personal experience being an American on tumblr is like being the person in the BACK of the car praying that the person driving will STOP ramming into the wall. A lot of us know this shit is stupid and we’re looking out the window like “LOOK THOSE OTHER CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD LETS BE LIKE THEM” But the driver is like “FUCK YOU! BUILT FORD TOUGH! USA USA USA DONT LIKE IT, GET OUT!” but the doors are locked and the car is now smoking and threatening to catch fire.

[the-gneech]

Reblogging for the followup comment! ‘cos that’s exactly what it’s like.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed

[rasstegai]

remember that 2nd ep of cowboy bebop

[morroderthefreakyguy]

love it

[paxamericana]

[paxamericana]

“To Bernie Sanders with thanks for your commitment to real healthcare access for all Americans and best wishes -

Hillary Rodham Clinton 1993″

[vastderp]

that’s up there with Disney’s lion king/kimba controversy. “osamu tezuka? nah never heard of ‘im” after he and Walt had hung out and shot a promo together