Batman to Erica's Catwoman

147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Master of sass and sarcasm. Puppysitter.

[thewildchilde]

#teenwolf #supanova #supanova2014 #crystalreed

[askirlstiles]

So while I haven't been active here this picture is proof I'm alive and a promise that I shall return in July!

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So a certain girl with strawberry blonde hair who will remain nameless for now may or may not have convinced me to buy something that I'd probably never buy otherwise.

Apparently Sunday's the day to show the internet though.

Hope no one from school has found my blog yet...

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Guess who’s at Melbourne Oz Comic Con today! Me! Stiles. Tamer of wolves. Master of sass. You should come say hi to me at Oh Deer, Time for Tea!

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Seriously guys. Ask me junk. Keeps me outta trouble.

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Super bored. That box is empty and there hasn't been any major magical bullshit for almost a week now. Starting to think I slipped into a parallel universe where my life is normal and not fucked up...

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Craptain Amurrca!

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Seriously guys. Ask me junk. Keeps me outta trouble.

[teenage--peasant-deactivated201]

1. Picture of you 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? 3. What are you listening to right now? 4. Whats your favorite number? 5. What was the last thing you ate? 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? 7. How is the weather right now? 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 10. Do you have a significant other? 11. Favorite TV show? 12. Siblings? 13. Height? 14. Hair color? 15. Eye Color? 16. Do you wear contacts? 17. Favorite Holiday? 18. Month? 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? 20. What was the last movie you watched? 21. Favorite Day of the Year? 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? 24. Hugs or Kisses? 25. Chocolate or Vanilla? 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this? 27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you? 28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you? 29. What books are you reading? 30. Piercings? 31. Favorite movies? 32. Favorite football Team? 33. What are you doing right now? 34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? 37. Dogs or cats? 38. Favorite flower? 39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do? 40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? 41. Have you ever loved someone? 42. Who would you like to see right now? 43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten? 44. Have you ever fired a gun? 45. Do you like to travel by plane? 46. Right-handed or Left-handed? 47. How many pillows do you sleep with? 48. Are you missing someone? 49. Do you have a tattoo? 50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

[betpisbroken-deactivated2014041]

now before you go off and write a sonnet

“Derek my love” a poem by Stiles

O Derek my love you are a gigantic bag of dicks Like how fucking hard is it to split your Twix I’m your fucking boyfriend you unbelievable ass Good luck getting laid by anyone else with that sass For real you’re lucky for that unrivaled beauty I wouldn’t take your shit if you weren’t such a cutie I bet you’re blushing you’re such a nerd Next time you see me you’ll flip me the bird Keep it up sweetcheeks I’ve got your number You dream only of me whenever you slumber And even though you’re a douchebag you’re still kind of a prize Which is why my love for you, baby, never fuckin dies

I better get a blowjob for this later xo

[halffizzbin]

“Derek’s Lament,” a rebuttal by Derek Hale 

To love an asshole is a trying thing (Ugh, please refrain from making dirty quips) The point is, you’re the motherfucking king Of douchebags—worse than Jacob in Eclipse.

(See, good example—we watched that together Because you like to stare at Lautner’s chest;  You think my tough-guy ‘tude and all the leather Means shit like that doesn’t make me depressed?!)

DAMN RIGHT my ass is unbelievable And you could stand to keep that fact in mind The next time date night’s not achievable Because Lydia Martin’s in a “bind”

(But I’m sorry I yelled; that was uncool; And yeah, I’ll suck you off right after school.)

xoxo, Derek

p.s. Stop sleeping through English class, sonnets should be in iambic pentameter

[betpisbroken-deactivated2014041]

remember when this happened if you’re not in love with julie you’re doing it wrong

[askirlstiles]

please don't tell my dad.

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Found this while out getting groceries. Don't tell Jackson, I'll never live it down

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Foods cooking, steams over. Thanks Kelly and Avi for being the only people to show :(

-Stiles

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IT'S TIME FOR LIVECOOK!

OOC

It's probably been over a year sinceI last did a livecook, but what they hey!

I've got my Stiles cosplay on and I'm ready to cook dinner. You should come join me C:

http://www.livestream.com/clickwork

http://www.livestream.com/clickwork

http://www.livestream.com/clickwork

Cooking chicken, leek and mushroom pie for my dad and I. It might be fun to come watch me cut my fingers open and light my shirt on fire. That's what happened last time I cooked something big.

[askirlstiles]

Oh it's on wolfy.

Check these guns.

Like what you-

ohmygod!

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mfw gifs won’t upload properly and junk. Gotta make them on lunapic and then save them and then upload to photobucket AND THEN post them via url.

gfdi.

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Wow, thank! Man, I'm gonna get a big head.

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At least I got some of it crossed off.

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Can I fit all this in my car?