Ask Dr. Watson

Good afternoon. The name is Dr. John H. Watson. I am a veteran of the war in Afghanistan. I currently live in 221B Baker Street with Sherlock Holmes. I blog about our exploits and now we're famous... Feel free to ask any questions and I will answer them to the best of my abilities. ( Feel free to ask any questions and I will do my best to answer them. c: I'm a poor college student so I can't make the best gifs but I am saving up for photoshop. Seeing as I need it for class anyways. Feel free to read through the head canons and such. )

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Do you like anything American?

Not really, nope. I haven't ever really been to America anyways.

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So John besides jam, what is your favorite food?

...There are other foods besides jam?

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professionallythewoman started following you

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/failing miserably

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I'm coming for you John... - SM

It's not like I should even be surprised.

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Sherlock, stop stealing my guns.

What in bloody hell am I supposed to do with a wooden gun?

Stop touching my things!

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It's my birthday today! Want some of my cake? It's strawberry flavored! And has a picture of Lestrade on it 8D

It's your birthday? Happy birthday!

Cake? I love cake!

Strawberry?! I love strawberry!!

Oh... Lestrade? Why not a picture of a jar of jam?

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Well well well... how are you today, Doctor?

Like you even care.

I'm trying to power through it. It's been hard since Sherlock...

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Ask box is opened!

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John: Since it's Thursday, what is your favorite scene in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?

Hmm... That's a good question.

I like the part with the things that hit Arthur and everyone in the face.

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Any questions for me today?

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Back from the store. They were out of raspberry jam!

I have no jam! 

I guess I'll just roll around in my comfortable blanket.

/trying to distract self from lack of jam

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Would you look at what I found.

My military jacket.

But oddly enough, my shoulder is starting to hurt again.

Maybe I should answer some questions.

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My present for 100 fantastic posts. Lets see how this works.

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Please? And it would be fun~

No. No thank you.

I um... have a girlfriend... in Ireland...

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Like now.

I know you're technically a woman right now, but I still think of you as a man. But...

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Jawwwwwwwwn. We should have sex.

Um, excuse me?

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Oh come now, John. You're a doctor, I should hope you can handle something as natural as menstruation. How about some Midol as well next time, hm?

Of course I know how to handle menstruation. It's not all that bad. It's when Sherlock, my flatmate, is suddenly a woman and bleeding out of... that. It's not something they prepare you for in medical school.