Ask-Isabella-the-Simp

"Isabella Garcia-Shapiro of Fireside Girls Troop 46321, ready and willing to answer all of your questions! Feel free to...hey! "Isabella the SIMP"?! Which one of you wrote that?! Adyson!" (Asks are OPEN)

[askisabellathesimp]

“Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, here to answer all your questions! Fire away!”

Story (what you need to know):

This ask blog takes place after the events of “Last Day of Summer”; in an attempt to earn one of the newly added patches, The Interview Recipient Patch, Isabella has set up an ask blog (unaware that she has SOMEHOW broken the dimensional barrier in the process and has put herself at the mercy of a bunch of fanboys/girls). Follow her as she tackles the new school year (along with a slew of other misadventures) with her Fireside Girls troop, her crush and best friend Phineas Flynn, and many other favorites (as well as newcomers...) along the way! (Think of this as “Phineas and Ferb” season 5, but not really cuz none of it is canon)

Ships: Phinabella, Doof/OC, Canderemy, and other ships

Rules

1. Please keep questions to rated T maximum; nothing too weird, please (and NO fetishes!)

2. You will be able to ask other characters questions as well, but please ask when appropriate; the rest of the cast will be revealed overtime

3. This is NOT a request blog - please ONLY ask questions pertaining to the blog here (other questions that should be asked elsewhere WILL be denied)

4. This is a Tumblr exclusive blog (though I WILL be posting pictures on my dA [Galaxina-the-Magi] and Instagram [galaxinathemagi]) - if it's posted anywhere else, please tell me

5. Don't harrass anyone, or use this blog as an excuse to harrass anyone - violating this rule will result in an automatic block

6. HAVE FUN!

(Note: Rules may be added over time if needed)

[WARNING: This blog may contain some foul language in the future; also updates may vary due to life and stuff, but I’m gonna do my best to keep this blog active and stuff!]

Shoutout to @ask-p-not-an-owca-agent for the inspiration! Go check their blog out, it’s a really fun one!

[askisabellathesimp]

Just realized, Isabella, you look a lot like Wendy Testaburger from South Park. Have you ever cosplayed as her and had Phineas Cosplay as Stan?

“And why do I suddenly have the urge to rant about politics and social justice?”

[OP: So I read the question and drew a draft of this at work.

I actually kinda like the draft more, tbh - the head looks better. This is the first time I’ve drawn anything in the South Park style, given that I try to avoid that show for the most part. But I’ll admit, their art style is surprisingly tasteful for a show centered on gratuitous violence, profanity, and extremely dark surreal humor.]

[ask-phin-flynn]

So…how old ARE you, Phineas?

I’m 11! ..Is that too young for Tumblr? Baljeet is on here, I know that much. I think @askisabellathesimp is Isa.. I should ask her about her username..-I looked it up, but there’s a possibility I got the wrong definition. Like how bark could mean like a dog or tree bark.. -Mod PD

[askisabellathesimp]

“Huh. I thought it stood for ‘Squirrels in my-.’”

“ADYSON, JUST STOP, OH MY GOSH!”

“I was gonna say pantry. Goodness, Isabella, get your mind out of the gutters.”

“…you’re about to be the ‘Señorita in my Pool’ in the next thirty seconds, Fireside.”

[OP: Thought it would be fun to respond to this one - hope you don’t mind, @ask-phin-flynn! Thank you for the mention!

So Isabella is in different clothes here because this response takes place outside of the arc that the blog is currently undergoing - she did not just magically change out of her winter gear. This is not part of the line of asks so far.]

[askisabellathesimp]

What's in the DO NOT LOOK box? 👀

"On the FLOOR? Isabella, I am shocked - how would PHINEAS feel about you keeping his figurine on the floor like that?"

"Shut up, Adyson."

"Although, I've never heard of you having a secret box before, chief..."

"It's...private."

"More Phineas memorabilia~?"

"Well...no...you'd probably already know about it if it was, honestly."

"Oh...uh...then what is-?"

"It's PRIVATE is what it IS."

[askisabellathesimp]

I’m assuming you’re no longer grounded right?

[OP: Work is really kicking my butt so it’s been really hard to update anything. But I’m determined to do more for this blog! I won’t let this sucker die~! 😆]

[askisabellathesimp]

Sooo what day is it now for you Isabella?

“I am...SO sorry. There was this power outage immediately after the LAST ask - THEN I got preoccupied by trick or treating. THEN I got my phone confiscated. And that’s on top of all the other crazy stuff that’s been happening! But I’m back! With some friends! Gretchen and Adyson!”

“Salutations, new friends!”

“Sup, nerds.”

“Feel free to ask us any questions! Hehe...”

[You’ve unlocked: Adyson and Gretchen from the Fireside Girls! (Note: You may still ask unlocked characters questions even if they are not in the scene)]

(OP: I. Am. SO SORRY for the slow update on these. I’ve been just too busy and too tired lately, but I really wanna keep this blog alive. I have 77 followers already...wow...THATS a nice milestone. 🥰 thank you all so much for your patience! Hope I can bring you more soon!

The date here is set several months after the LAST post - but I’ll still be answering questions that pertained to that time period. So if you’re wondering what’s in the secret box...well...)

[askisabellathesimp]

Okay, many apologies for the lack of activity going on here - I’m gonna be starting up the blog again soon. Life has just been really busy and stuff, and I needed a break.

Asks are still open to anyone interested! I’ll try my best to answer them all! 😁

Also: I know this is a clumsy place to do it, but I’m time skipping from the last story point because it took too long for me to update it. I’ll try not to do that again, lol

So stay tuned for more Isabella (and others, but mostly Isabella).

[askisabellathesimp]

Not to be rude, Isabella, but do people often joke about your unusually flat head similar to Candace because she has an unusually long neck?

“I mean...I really started pounding her because of what she said about Ginger, but that’s beside the point.”

[Mod: I apologize for taking so long with updating this. 😓 having a hard time figuring out a proper time to time skip, lol]

[askisabellathesimp]

Oh, hey! Your book dropped a page, you should--

“...gosh, dang it.”

[Mod: Happy Halloween, everybody!

We’re heading to a time skip soon, but I plan on skipping to Monday, so we won’t be seeing Isabella’s Halloween. Many apologies for that.

Also - to answer @shadybelievercat’s question:

The day this takes place in is on a Friday, specifically the day before Halloween. Though this takes place the same year as the show did, which is 2007, therefore Halloween for them takes place on a Wednesday and NOT a Saturday, I’m gonna treat the timelines as if they were this year. For now. It’ll jump around of course.

Speaking of which though - I won’t be answering any questions on a certain pandemic. There’s no reason to, since this blog takes place way before all that anyway.]

[askisabellathesimp]

Hey Isabella, I know that you choose a bad moment to pull it out, but how did your romantic attempt to Phineas in Paris didn't work? I mean a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love, I thought romance was a foregone conclusion.

“What happens in the City of Love stays in the City of Love. Forever.”

[askisabellathesimp]

Isabella, many of us have seen the future, and apparently you one day just give up on Phineas to the point where you almost never see him anymore, except this finally makes Phineas notice you romantically and you then get together? Look, is this some depressing fantasy of yours that looks real, or do I have to send you this so you don't make the mistakes of your future self? Trust me, don't ever do what the apparent future you does/

“The story’s about a girl named Alyson, who’s been going through years of heartbreak after her love interest, Phillip, continues to ignore her advances, but in a shocking twist, HE falls in love with HER the moment she gives up on him! It was originally gonna be more of a romantic comedy, but my troop suggested I try something more dramatic. I think it’s really good, personally!”

[Mod: I’m not saying that “Act Your Age” was actually a poorly written fan fic of Isabella’s...but I’m also not not saying it.]

[askisabellathesimp]

Who is this “she”?

“[...yeah...you get...something alright. Perry seems interested in the most...how do I put this...broken individuals with zero social skills to speak with. I guess he must have a soft spot for people he thinks can be fixed.]”

(Meanwhile, somewhere in Danville)

Ring-ring

Ring-ring

*Click*

“Hello?”

“Heinz! Hi! I’m calling you with a phone I stole!”

“Uh...yes. Yes you are...Alice, how did you get my numb-?”

“ANYWAYSSSSS, I just drank a WHOLE bathtub of IPA, hehehe...the floor’s all rickety~! Woo-woo-WOO-!”

“That’s...that’s nice...Alice, hehe...uh...I-I think you might be just a tad bit-?”

“DON’T TELL ME WHAT I AM OR AM-err...nn...n-NOT, YA EINZELLER-whoa!-(crash)”

“...hello...Alice...?”

“...I fell on the ground.”

[Mod: Yes, I AM shameless enough to add in my favoritest OC to this ask blog, thank you for saying so. 🥰]

[askisabellathesimp]

How long are you going to be grounded for?

“I WOULD be missing out on Halloween if my mom wasn’t such an awesome negotiator. She’s a life saver, lemme tell ya.”

[askisabellathesimp]

Isabella, what costume would you wear for this Halloween?

“I decided to go the naughty-nice route with my costume this year~. I WAS gonna be a fairy princess, but I decided against it.”

[Mod: Alternate realities are fun. The fairy princess costume is from “That’s the Spirit”.]

[askisabellathesimp]

Isabella, what happened during the first time when you and your fellow Fireside Girls failed to earned the Beekeeping Patches? Did something horrible happened?

“...you know how there’s seven members in my troop? There used to be ten. Never...never bumble with a bee, my listeners. Never bumble with a bee...”

[askisabellathesimp]

Hey, Isabella. Of all the Fireside Girl patches, which one was the most challenging to get?

“And maybe the Legal Proceedings Patch, that one was a doozy...”

[askisabellathesimp]

Pinky..what do you mean by new nemesis?

“[Well, sidekick isn’t really the word, para ser honesto, but it’s basically what he is now. Perry’s bumbling sidekick, who seems to be better at getting in the way than actually helping with the missions. El tonto inútil...qué ve Perry en...ahem. Sorry, sorry...just thinking out loud, haha...or...hm...actually this IS technically in my thoughts sooooo...this is just awkward.]”