Who is this “she”?
“[...yeah...you get...something alright. Perry seems interested in the most...how do I put this...broken individuals with zero social skills to speak with. I guess he must have a soft spot for people he thinks can be fixed.]”
(Meanwhile, somewhere in Danville)
Ring-ring
Ring-ring
*Click*
“Hello?”
“Heinz! Hi! I’m calling you with a phone I stole!”
“Uh...yes. Yes you are...Alice, how did you get my numb-?”
“ANYWAYSSSSS, I just drank a WHOLE bathtub of IPA, hehehe...the floor’s all rickety~! Woo-woo-WOO-!”
“That’s...that’s nice...Alice, hehe...uh...I-I think you might be just a tad bit-?”
“DON’T TELL ME WHAT I AM OR AM-err...nn...n-NOT, YA EINZELLER-whoa!-(crash)”
“...hello...Alice...?”
“...I fell on the ground.”
[Mod: Yes, I AM shameless enough to add in my favoritest OC to this ask blog, thank you for saying so. 🥰]
