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Hi! feel free to ask me anything!

sorry if anything doesn’t fit canon.

Rules:

Don’t reference anything from after 1981 because his brain might explode.

Don’t tell him he is fictional.

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What's it like being undead, Mr. Goodman?

Sucks. Can’t do much.

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I think the last person was trying to flirt, you’ve got a handsome crooked smile.

Awww that’s sweet but I’m pretty sure that’s a crime because I’m dead.

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jack is your friend by any chance single

That’s complicated right now. I mean he likes Alex.

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How's David doing?

As good as he can.

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You got a weird looking smile. you know that, Mr. Goodman?

I mean my face is bound to look a little funny after being mauled by a werewolf.

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Oh no don’t get me wrong, there’s going to be accidents everywhere in theme parks.

Some are just a little worse than others…

Anyways have a good rest of your day Jack, hopefully David is less grumpy.

I just hope people stay safe…and thank you! David is finally starting to get less grumpy! We managed to get him some clothes since he died while naked.

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Oh I mean the Corkscrew train disengaged from the train, the alpine slide with the concussions, that one kid who died on the alpine slide cause his head got hit with a rock. Lotta bad stuff. I hope none of you boys got hurt there, seemed like it wasn’t run very well.

There wasn’t a corkscrew? Also that is a risk anywhere, right? Right? Oh god, me and David used to always go there. His siblings go there! I hope they don’t get hurt.

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Wait wait wait… Action park? Aren’t they called Class Action Park because of how many accidents have happened there?

How many accidents? It’s only been open for three years.

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Where did you and David get your coats, they looked like they kept you boys warm.

I don’t remember. Mrs. Kessler got them for me and David for our high school graduation gift. They did keep us warm but now…

all I feel is cold…

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Are there any theme parks near you? Well I guess where you’re at currently or where you used to live? I know Coney Island but are there any others?

There’s Great America, Action Park, and Coney Island. I can’t think of any more that were close by when I was alive.

[modnote: great america is the name of six flags great adventure before six flags bought it]

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Damn Jack, you’re living in the 21st century with that pasta hack like that.

Thank you! I felt very smart when I came up with it! David may never know what I did. I only came up with the idea because David would get mad at me for leaving dirty pots and pans in our dorm.

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Did you and David have any Pets?

I had a parakeet. I wonder what happened to the thing…I got it as a high school graduation gift. I named it Dr. Pepper. I really hope it’s doing alright.

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What are your thoughts on pasta? Weird question, I know, but I’m having lasagna so I’m curious.

It’s yummy. I made it a lot back in college. David would be sleeping and I would grab the electric kettle, fill it with water, and then put pasta in and then you boil the water. It was efficient and David never found out about my late night pasta because there were no pots or pans to clean.

[modnote: i do this a lot and it does work.]

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(OOC/To the Mod: Sorry I didn’t want to sound like a douche or anything but I just remembered Jack saying pentangle from the movie…)

totally fine! i think that was a mistake in the movie because it is actually called a pentacle!

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Wait so there’s a pentangle, a pentagram, and a pentacle? Oy vey there’s too many pentas…

There’s no such thing as pentangles.

[modnote: i was stupid and misspelled pentacle]

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Don’t even worry about it, it was years ago, this is about you. If you ever need to vent or anything, we’re here if you need it. I personally never mind lending an ear.

Awww. Thank you.

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