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@askjackryan
"I still maintain I'm going to fight the Jersey Devil one day."
crowleyisms:
“I still maintain I’m going to fight the Jersey Devil one day.”
“Leave that poor boy alone, Crowley. He’s just a simple creature who wants to enjoy things in his own way.” Jack paused, “not...that I’ve met it.....”
okay, thought i’d turned that ‘new posts style’ thing off on all my blogs but turns out i missed this one
that’s fixed now
"What if one day I just decided I wanted to be a Cryptid? Or maybe an SCP. I wanna be an SCP. I wanna fuck around with the staff there a little bit and see what happens."
crowleyisms:
“What if one day I just decided I wanted to be a Cryptid? Or maybe an SCP. I wanna be an SCP. I wanna fuck around with the staff there a little bit and see what happens.”
“Why do you want to be a Cryptid? People calling me a cryptid just has people trying to break into my house as though I don’t have a fence up for a reason.”
"Mostly because I'm bored and have far too much time on my hands and I think it would be funny to mess around with it for a bit. I don't have much impulse control if someone isn't there to control me."
“Mostly because I’m bored and have far too much time on my hands and I think it would be funny to mess around with it for a bit. I don’t have much impulse control if someone isn’t there to control me.”
Jack sighed, “Do I need to come keep an eye on you, kiddo? Make sure you don’t do anything you’ll regret?”
"What if one day I just decided I wanted to be a Cryptid? Or maybe an SCP. I wanna be an SCP. I wanna fuck around with the staff there a little bit and see what happens."
crowleyisms:
“What if one day I just decided I wanted to be a Cryptid? Or maybe an SCP. I wanna be an SCP. I wanna fuck around with the staff there a little bit and see what happens.”
“Why do you want to be a Cryptid? People calling me a cryptid just has people trying to break into my house as though I don’t have a fence up for a reason.”
plot bunny: Carl teaches Jack how to paint and he follows all the instructions
and he ends up with really good backgrounds and insects and animals
and stick figures for people. everything is super detailed except the people who are just literally stick figures.
he’s proud of it.
Quick reminder about guest muse on this blog: Gregory Lutece!
-the son of Robert and Rosalind Lutece (or one version of them, at least), the combination of which made him a non-canonical entity of the universe as a whole
-currently bound to the universe he’s in, but still capable of opening tears and portals into any universe he wants. he can get Jack into any other universe or series, but he can’t enter them himself. he’s grumpy about this.
-he’s a Lutece. his form of dialogue is ordinarily confusing, his tense can be mixed up, and he doesn’t always have a firm grasp of the order of events. that said, he can be your instant escape path anywhere, from anywhere, to anywhere, provided you’re nice to him
-Gregory is actually kind of lazy. he’s denied access to the multiverse, so if he can’t go to the rest of the multiverse, he won’t go anywhere. he virtually never leaves the lab he’s taken over in Rapture, and will be curt and rude on the radio. if you’re POLITE he may respond properly and even help.
- he knows too much about everything. if there are spoilers about your muse Jack can’t know off the bat, Gregory will know them. being non-canon does that sometimes. don’t worry, tho, he won’t tell Jack-he’s lazy and grumpy
-he perpetually appears as though he is somewhere between 15-19 and has no set age otherwise. is he 100? 1000? 1? Who even really knows? He mentions having a childhood, but doesn’t give any details that could clear up a timeline of his age. he’s a mystery, and he’s content to stay that way.
When things are hard, this mun likes to come back to Jack and remember how hard he fights to remain positive despite everything he’s been through. Because here are a few facts about Jack Ryan:
- has ptsd like WOAH -has many trauma-induced phobias, ranging from roses to hospitals -pacifist by nature but will fight if he has to -negotiates friendship at gunpoint -loves his family and will adopt you into his family if you just ask -had 30 years of fake memories shoved in his head and STILL has to sort through his memories SIXTY years later -’saved’ Rapture and all the Little Sisters when he was only four. his daughters were all older than him. -though he has all plasmids available, he only uses Incinerate, Electroshock, Telekinesis, and Ice Blast on a regular basis. (and usually for, cooking, and the like) -though he technically owns all the weapons introduced in the game, he ordinarily only carries with him his revolver, shotgun, and wrench on a regular basis. And the wrench will always come out first. -he still owns the radio from the game. The radio is named Atlas. -thought of Brigit Tenenbaum as his mother. bc his biological mother sucked, and his memory mother wasn’t real. -hey remember that ptsd? he was forced to kill his dad, and still has trouble trusting people he’s never met and has only heard -Jack has ONE friend in Rapture still, and Gregory Lutece has some....unique circumstances.
Crowley was a little fidgety as he came up to Jack. He didn't really know what to get him today of all days but still he supposed what he had was better than nothing. And, so, Crowley came and wrapped arms around him tightly, feeling a bit embarrassed for a 6000 year old demon. "Happy birthday, Dad. I lllllllooove you."
To be fair, Jack still wasn’t entirely certain how he had ended up with a demon for a son, but he adored the man all the same. No less than any other son he had ever adopted, certainly. The thought came out awkwardly with more than a touch of embarrassment and yet Jack was touched.
“Aw, kiddo...” Jack wrapped his arms around the demon warmly, “thank you, kiddo. Love you, too. This is the best start to a birthday I’ve had in years. Thank you so much, Crowley.”
crowleyisms:
askjackryan:
crowleyisms replied to your post “The first time Jack sees Crowley, he thinks nothing of the man. The…”
Catch Crowley crying in a corner somewhere over his dad being nice.
Jack brings his son cookies and cocoa. And an invitation to bake a pie with him probably. Teach his demon son how to bake. Maybe how to properly cook.
Crowley appreciates it but doesn’t know how to express himself properly about it. But he takes up Jack on showing him how to bake and cook. Extra incentive is that if he knows how to actually cook and bake that means he can treat his dear angel to something homemade.
Jack teaching Crowley how to make designs on pie crusts. Hearts and words and braiding and everything with careful details. Making angel rolls, croissants, and even cooking like stews and loafs and roasts and all sorts of 50s recipes
he’s happy to share it with his newest son
crowleyisms replied to your post “The first time Jack sees Crowley, he thinks nothing of the man. The...”
Catch Crowley crying in a corner somewhere over his dad being nice.
Jack brings his son cookies and cocoa. And an invitation to bake a pie with him probably. Teach his demon son how to bake. Maybe how to properly cook.
The first time Jack sees Crowley, he thinks nothing of the man. The first time he sees the snake eyes, he thinks nothing of it. This is a man like any other, right? Probably. Crowley is almost completely normal compared to what Jack is accustomed to.
He has no complaints or issues about behaving with the demon like he would with any other person clearly needing a sympathetic ear or a shoulder to cry on. Demons, angels, he doesn’t really care. This man is just a man. And a potential son. That’s all he really cares about.
A family can be yourself who is a 6000 year old demon, a kid you adopted some 200 years ago as a nanny and is now your son, and your dad who has been through a lot of stuff with weird powers but loves you a lot and that's just great.
crowleyisms:
A family can be yourself who is a 6000 year old demon, a kid you adopted some 200 years ago as a nanny and is now your son, and your dad who has been through a lot of stuff with weird powers but loves you a lot and that’s just great.
Jack just pats his new demon son on the head bc he is proud of all his children
Headcanon: The first time bby Jack hears a thick New York accent outside of Rapture, he’s probably terrified. He may even hit the person reflexively. He’d apologize profusely and beg forgiveness, and when they try to tell him ‘it’s okay seriously’ he refuses to believe it or accept their forgiveness he asked for he’s just panicking and he’s SO UPSET. And then he runs off without explaining himself.
These days he’s better about it, but those thick Bronx accents still set him on edge, and all his muscles tense up. He has to force himself to remember: This isn’t Fontaine. This is a random innocent person. He’s not in Rapture, and he needs to move past it.
Here’s a concept: Jack Ryan being a dad to EVERY version of the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Because his dad senses are strong and he just wants to protect the children instead of fighting them. He wants to move past fighting, but he will fight to protect every child he can.
And he’s a dad who, though he has no precise fighting style, has more solid combat experience than they have altogether in being alive. No, he can’t exactly teach them stances or anything, but he can be the immovable wall between them and everything that wants to hurt them.
Mun is back on her nonsense
and would like to petition for Jack Ryan to adopt all the ninja turtles. ALL OF THEM. Yes, they already have a dad in Splinter, but they could always have ANOTHER dad. A sweater dad.
They could have a Jack dad.
hyperioncompanyman:
@askjackryan from a starter call that I’ve been a damn fool at getting to.
Rhys had slowly come up to the other man and wrapped arms around him and practically hung off him at this point. A tiny whine came from Rhys as he let himself basically dangle. “Can I get a hug?” he said in a muffled manner against him. He really felt like he needed a hug right now.
Jack chuckled and gathered the lanky man into his arms, “Hey, kiddo. Have a bad day? Wanna talk about it? I can get us some cocoa going.” He wasn’t unaccustomed to his kids demanding affection, but it had been a while. Maybe he could use the really good cocoa this time, the European stuff he’d been sent.
Hey. So. Maybe like for a starter when im done with work? We’re gonna wing it baby.
Jack taps the heart with his wrench all confused.
