Ask Jack White

Ask Jack White and the rest of the Third Man crew. (Not affiliated with Third Man Records or Jack White in any capacity--this is a fun parody blog.)

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i know your icon is supposed to be jack's kitten teeth but it looks like john waters' mouth without the mustache too

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We haven’t talked much since... she left us.

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I’ve nothing but admiration for her and her music, and I’m glad to have her as a part of the Third Man team.

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... we’re back

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It seems we're all Jack.

Except Dean.

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I told them a ukulele and a marimba are not usually fitting for a punk rock band.

They said they'd try again over at Infinity Cat.

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Delicious.

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Take photoshop away from me.

[allihearisradiogaga]

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Ruby Amanfu and Olivia Jean

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I don't think I like that kind of tangible

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I tried that once, but once was enough.

As Alison once said, the sun gives you cancer.

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Note from the Artist:

Due to overwhelming business of my schedule nowadays, I have not been able to reply to many asks, and I deeply regret this, and send my apolgies.

In the meantime, though, another artist has joined the Ask Jack team and will be taking questions!  We're glad to have him!

Please feel free to leave messages for us to respond to, and remember, your turntable's not dead!

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jack white is excited about vinyl

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What a convincing likeness...

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I had a nice birthday, but Cupcake did seem a little worked up about something...

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Noticed by @thirdmanrecords

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Third Man Records (or for that matter, whoever facilitates their twitter account, @thirdmanrecords) has seen this blog. I hope you enjoy this blog, Third Man.

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Once in a while he can get rather irritating...