jake puckerman

Jake, just Jake. 18 years old and dying to get out of this hell hole.

[askcoachevans]

I’m not whipped but dude, I’m happy.

[askjakepuckermxn]

Well I assumed you would be, whether you were whipped or not. But I’m happy for you too, you deserve for this to work out.

[askcoachevans]

Life’s good. The sun is shining. Kitty Wilde is super hot. I’m a happy dude. 

How are y’all today?

[askjakepuckermxn]

Dude, are you whipped already?

[gleerpconfessions]

Askjakepuckermxn is my fave Jake. I haven’t enjoyed a Jake/Sam/Ryder bromance as I do this one and I know it’s because I’m playing opposite fantastic people. Jake is perfect; the mixture of all of his qualities is just right, and I love seeing Jake on the dash.

[askcoachevans]

Private || Puckervans

[askcoachevans]

Maybe but I’m the patient one out of us dude, we gotta be real. Good, let me know when you have done.

[askjakepuckermxn]

That’s also very true, and why you’re the one in a teaching position and not me. Okay, will do!

[askthatguyryder]

So did I but apparently not, apparently it means evil glares and snide comments; it’s actually kind of scary sometimes. After hearing you sing love songs back in sophmore year it’s really hard to see you as a badass anymore. Sorry, dude.

[askjakepuckermxn]

Is it not just like having Kitty mad at you? It sounds pretty similar to be honest. Damn, I knew Glee Club would ruin my rep... I’m still a badass though, just so you know.

[askcoachevans]

Private || Puckervans

[askcoachevans]

I know and I get that. He apologised for snapping at me so I know he’ll bring that time to you too. Totally, man. You do that part, I’ll spring the Country out.

[askjakepuckermxn]

You’ve probably been more patient with than I have but I guess we’ll see. Teamwork, I like it. I’ll bring it up next time I talk to him then.

[askcoachevans]

Private || Puckervans

[askcoachevans]

He’ll be okay; he’s just having a rough time. You ask him out, I’ll bring the hats and spring it on him.

[askjakepuckermxn]

I know and I’m trying to be patient with him because of it but being snapped at isn’t top of my priorities. Okay so I’m just getting him to agree to guys night and we’re then surprising him with the country? Is that what you’re saying?

[askcoachevans]

Private || Puckervans

[askcoachevans]

I vote you.

[askjakepuckermxn]

I don’t think he’s too happy with me at the moment so either you can do it or we can wait until the Dalton thing blows over.

[askcoachevans]

Private || Puckervans

[askcoachevans]

Just this once, yes.

[askjakepuckermxn]

Fine. But only because it’s you and I know how much you dig the whole country vibe. I guess one of us should probably also tell Ryder.

[askcoachevans]

Private || Puckervans

[askcoachevans]

YES! Wait, I have enough for us ALL to wear the hats! True, totally true. We gotta have anight where we just drink, man. You two can crash at mine.

[askjakepuckermxn]

Do I have to wear a hat? I’m pretty sure I’d look ridiculous in one of those. The drinking part sounds like an awesome idea though, I’m so in.

[askcoachevans]

Private || Puckervans

[askcoachevans]

Always gotta be prepared. Always. Hell yes man, that would be an awesome night. He might do if it starts off slow?

[askjakepuckermxn]

If you say so... Okay we should totally do it, you can even take one of those cowboy hats out for a spin. That’s very true, I guess it depends how many drinks we are into the evening too.

[talktotanalopez]

Re-Watching Greys

[talktotanalopez]

Scrubs is okay, I just prefer something a little serious and even my lady loving parts get a kick from McDreamy an’ McSteamy. Pretty sure I’m not smart enough for it either so I guess it’s a good thing I’m not actually looking to follow it. 

[askjakepuckermxn]

I dig the funny more than the serious so Greys was always too boring for me to watch. Plus Sarah Chalke is kinda hot, which always helps. What are you looking to follow then?

[talktotanalopez]

Right…a scooter. I’ve always found it super weird when guys give girl names to their cars but a scooter takes it to a whole new level. So now you get to roll ‘round school again?

[askjakepuckermxn]

What’s the difference between naming a car and a scooter then? I can think of way weirder things that guys can name, just saying. Yeah I do, rollin’ around like the badass that I clearly am.

[askthatguyryder]

Dude, even if you just stepped foot in Dalton you’d never want to go anywhere else. Nothing compares to that place. Plus having Madison glare at me practically 24/7 isn’t exactly fun either. And yeah I know, I brought it on myself or whatever but it still sucks. I never really understood the whole scooter thing or the whole leather jacket badass look you had going on but glad you don’t have to suffer through walking anymore, I guess.

[askjakepuckermxn]

If you say so, Dalton never really seemed like it’d be my speed though. Not that any school I’ve been to has really suited me perfectly. The Madison thing will blow over I’m sure. She can’t stay mad for that long, right? I thought the whole point of no strings dating was that it wasn’t a commitment and that you could bail at any time. You don’t think I still have that look? 

[askcoachevans]

Private || Puckervans

[askcoachevans]

Uhhh, 4. I used to own more but had to sell one or two. Oh, what about a buckin’ bronco There’s a club down town and they have one of those in there. Get him drunk and then get him on that. I bet you he’s off in 3 seconds or less.

[askjakepuckermxn]

That’s quite a few cowboy hats considering you live in Ohio. It’s not exactly the most... country of states. That sounds like a plan, you wanna join me with this? We could have a guys night out and country it up for the night? You really think he’d make it to 3 though?

[asktherealjaneh-blog]

I’m totally impressed that you got my reference. I’ve actually never watched Scrubs!

[askjakepuckermxn]

Thanks, my mom is a massive Beyonce fan so it’s pretty hard to escape her in my house. Plus she’s awesome and I’d think most people would get your reference since she’s so popular these days. You’re missing out, it’s a funny show so I’d definitely recommend it.

[talktotanalopez]

Re-Watching Greys

Kinda makes me want to take on med school - except I literally couldn’t think of anything more boring to force myself through and I hardly think I could handle that long in college. Plus, I’m way too hot to waste it all wearing some smurf scrubs…anyways, maybe I’ll just work my way to appearing in season 20 of Greys as we all know it’s not going anywhere. 

[askjakepuckermxn]

I never got into watching Greys, Scrubs was more my style. But I could never do that either, plus I’m so not smart enough to even get into med school in the first place.