Lima Heights Bitch

The only straight I am is straight up bitch Okay, so I caved and joined the rest of you losers on this lame site. I don't really see what the big deal is but I can see some appealing blogs around - some. Anyway, I'm not here to fulfill your twisted little fuck fantasies, so any of you pervs can keep on scrolling 'afore I actually treat you to a little Lima Heights hospitality. Believe me, you don't want to see the snixx side of me - she's vicious, cruel and won't stop at anything to make you remember you don't ever want to mess with her again! Anyways, if you play nice and don't mess with me, I'll be nice to you - well as long as you don't completely suck and bore me. We'll see. I can't make promises. What you can do is send me some asks - try to keep them original and interesting or I may just get some computer geek to track you down so I can also give you a taste of Lima Heights. Or I may just ignore you - either way, you want an answer from you keep it interesting. Got it? Good. Now gots' to go get my mac' on with my super hot wife, Brittany S Lopez-Pierce. Columbia Freshman + Married + Flawless

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         SANTANA LOPEZ SEEKING RP PARTNER !!!

LET’S KEEP THIS SHORT AND SWEET, I’M AN EXPERIENCED SANTANA LOPEZ WRITER WHO IS CURRENTLY SEEKING AN RP PARTNER TO GET THIS MUSE ACTIVE AGAIN. I’M GMT BASED, OVER 21, OPEN TO PRETTY MUCH ANY SHIP AND I RATE MYSELF AROUND A 7/10 IN ACTIVITY. I AM ALSO OPEN TO APPLYING FOR ANY ACTIVE GLEE RP GROUPS. SO, IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BEING MY PARTNER OR WANT ME TO CHECK OUT YOUR RPG – SHOOT ME AN ASK AND I’LL RESPOND AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

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                  (mun talks;; SO I have not done anything Glee in a very long time but I have decided that I’m going to revamp my account and start looking for an RP partner. I pretty much ship Santana with anyone so if you’re interested in working something out, shoot me an ask or IM. I’m British, over 20 and looking for someone to partake in multiple plots. Thank you in advance for any interest  shown. )

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I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little bored and totally unimpressed by the lack of questions waiting for me. I think some of you stalkers need to change that or you might actually risk me leaving this site and we all know how dull your lives would be then. Change my mood and hit me up. 

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if you had fragrance what would you call it?

Possibly Snixx - you’ve been snixxed. I don’t have as many moments where the Snixx comes out to play so it would be cool to keep it up in some way. 

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have you listened to halsey's new album? Fan or nah?

Funny enough, I haven’t actually listened to it and I don’t know if I will but I’ll think about reporting my opinion when I do.

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@ Brittany

talktobrittspierce replied to your post:Does Brittany kick in her sleep?

If I kicked you out of the bed, you’d probably just tackle me awake. And don’t hate on Lord Tubbington! He loves you, and you know it. He just likes cuddles.

Don’t know ‘bout tackling you awake but I’d probably find a way to make sure I wasn’t the only one awake. Much like me with most people I meet, he hisses and shows his claws the moment we’re alone. There’s no love between us Britt but you know I will always keep it to myself as I know how much that cat means to you. 

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What's the best thing about living in New York, for you?

Not having to eat in the same places all the damn time. Don’t get me wrong, Breadstix will always have a special place for me but nothing compares to the unlimited choice you get in NYC. 

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Who do you consider to be your best friend?

Britt has always been my best friend but I guess Q also holds that spot and with Britt moving up to wife status, that leaves Q to hold on to the Best Friends title. Not that I actually give a hoot ‘bout the whole BFF bullcrap but I do care ‘bout what happens to the both of them a whole lot more than anyone else.

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It's not nice to call your pet a fatso. Even if it's true.

It’s not nice to hide your true identity online by hiding like a coward behind the nonner button…but here you are. 

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Does Brittany kick in her sleep?

Yeah, sometimes she can get a little fidgety in bed but I don’t really mind - it’s not like she actually kicks me out of bed. If that ever happens, we’ll have a problem. The one that really messes with my sleep is Lord Tubberguts, that fatso always manages to get between us and leave me with no covers at all. 

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How are you so confident? It's so hard for me, even though I keep trying and trying and trying. I just can't do it. :(

I’m gonna save you on the bullcrap talk that most of the others would give you and just hit you with the truth. Not everyone can have this raw level of confidence, it’s just kind of something I’ve had most of my life. You can fake it to get by but most people can see right through that. If you don’t really got it, you just don’t got it. Sorry nonner, maybe a little practice will make your fake confidence more believable. 

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Have you and Britt seen any Broadway shows recently? Would you ever be on Broadway? Aside from the whole Funny Girl situation.

Other than the shows we’re obligated to see because one of our loser friends are starring in it - no, we haven’t really hit the shows. I don’t know if I ever will make it back to that stage - there’s a whole lot of work that has to go into it and I’m not that invested with any of it. We’ll see though, perhaps a part will come along that I’ll desperately need to take on. 

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talktothequinnfabray replied to your post:Who is your favorite actress?

You mean Quinn Fabray?

I could have gone with that but then I would have had to deal with Berry throwing some crazy tantrum over me not saying her. Let’s just say I’ve taken the easy route...and the two mentioned totally top my celeb one night stand list, the kind that means I could hook up with them but it wouldn’t technically mean I’m cheating. 

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Who is your favorite actress?

Other than myself as we all know I’m gonna be on top of that list eventually. I guess I’d have to go with either Roselyn Sanchez or Jennifer Lawrence - yeah, I’m actually enjoying the Hunger Games but not in the lame fangirl way. 

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Who is your favorite male actor?

I don’t really have a fave male actor, nonner. I guess I don’t mind a few of them but I don’t really think ‘bout it - if I had to pick one, I’d go with Denzel Washington. Even my lady parts get a tingle from listening to his voice. 

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Would you and Brittany ever consider adopting a child?

Another question about bringing some devil spawn into the Brittana household...not loving these. I don’t know if we’ll ever adopt or go down the donor route but it’s not something we’re remotely talking about yet. 

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Do you ever help Brittany with her Fondue For Two videos?

Nah, I leave all of that to Britt - I may have helped set the camera up a few times but I usually head out when she’s in her zone. That way I get to watch it with her once it’s hit the net and get all kinds of gaspy with the stuff she comes out with.