ask john :B

i am the egbooty

[askjohnegbooty]

what the signs do on tuesday nights

aries: wait nothing lol parks and rec ended

taurus: wait nothing lol parks and rec ended

gemini: wait nothing lol parks and rec ended

cancer: wait nothing lol parks and rec ended

leo: wait nothing lol parks and rec ended

virgo: wait nothing lol parks and rec ended

libra: wait nothing lol parks and rec ended

scorpio: wait nothing lol parks and rec ended

sagittarius: wait nothing lol parks and rec ended

capricorn: wait nothing lol parks and rec ended

aquarius: wait nothing lol parks and rec ended

pisces: wait nothing lol parks and rec ended

[marryingdanhowell]

Dans “dancing” is beautiful

[askjohnegbooty]

this is beauyiful

[memeguy-com]

CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[creepydear]

Advisors vow to bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobbo

[give-me-a-moon-tear]

I have too much time on my hands..

[askjohnegbooty]

omg

[rawritscarol]

When you study hard for a test and then you get the test and forget everything:

[askjohnegbooty]

this site is my life

[youngwhiteboi]

[feedmesashimi]

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.

[olliephaunt-blog]

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

[princess-protein-deactivated201]

wow, this is really helpful

[killsmewithdesire]

My best friend has given me this exact advice numerous times, he’s spot on accurate.

[hope-inspired-fairytales]

dil-howlters-uncle-chris

[rjsalmond]

yes im a boy

yes i knit things

[gokuma]

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

[nightmareloki]

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

[ljostupid-deactivated20221118]

oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

[fernacular]

I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!

He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

[thewinterotter]

This whole post is so amazing that I might actually cry.

[misha-saipli-deactivated2016022]

Are we going to ignore how hot he is?  I’m not.

[askjohnegbooty]

WHY DOENST THUS EXSUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[askjohnegbooty]

what ur sign is attracted to

Aries: money in bank acc.

Taurus: feet

Gemini: shoulder blades

Cancer: money in wallet

Leo: eyelash length

Virgo: fire

Libra: hair smell

Scorpio: skin softness

Sagittarius: jawlines

Capricorn: butt length

Aquarius: cooking skills

Pisces: knee and elbow pointiness

[askjohnegbooty]

Dan: Phil can you film me with my jumper over my head walking down the stairs

Phil: ...

Phil: ...

Phil: typical day in the dan and phil house

[sunbeamdaydreams-deactivated202]

[emaciatinq-deactivated20160927]

do we panic now

[mllesouthernbelle]

Yes

[heterophobicdonkey]

"I hate gays"

"but lesbians can stay as long as i can watch"

[curlflop-deactivated20190708]

"Lesbians are disgusting"

"but I like gay guys because they can help me with shopping"

[ashlecat]

I love this gif oh my god

[askjohnegbooty]

yes this can show all the ignorant fucks

[duckbird]

I hate profiles

[askjohnegbooty]

this IS THE DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

[dirkstri-blog]

Well if you’re not busy or anything.

[askjohnegbooty]

answer meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeDIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[bone-marreaux]

When someone mentions your fandom in public

[askjohnegbooty]

always reblog

[thesweetfandomlife]

Fangirls be like

[askjohnegbooty]

RULE ONE reblog this tumbler post of a amazing amazingness