Well Shit, I'm Dead

I am Jul M'dama, leader of the Covenant Remnant!

[the-great-mighty-dick-deactivat]

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[halowaypoint]

Halo: Warfleet – An Illustrated Guide to the Spacecraft of Halo is a reference book on the Halo universe that is set to be released on September 5, 2017.

[spartanlocke]

what halo 5 should’ve given us

Locke: “Have you seen Chief?” Thel: “You know what?” Chief: [runs and jumps through the window, in plain sight of everyone] Thel: “…He just left.”

[josie-cd]

I’m pretty sure this Unggoy will have a very important role to play once the Flood eventually comes back.

[josie-cd]

@haruspis

[haruspis-deactivated20220412]

this unggoy will face against the gravemind and win

[spartanlocke]

I’d completely forgotten this video exists but more importantly I cannot BELIEVE I didn’t realize that grunt just summarized the Flood’s origin story.

[jame7t]

What happened to spartanlocke?

stop telling everyone she’s dead

[spartanlocke]

i’m dead i’m in this grave and you can catch these hands fucker

[spartanlocke]

hey guys remember that time i was dead

coming back is easily near top on the list of mistakes i’ve made 

[officeofnavalintelligence]

what’re the other nine. 

[spartanlocke]

well, associating myself with you is definitely up there, too.

[officeofnavalintelligence]

hey siri, google how to heal plasma burns. 

[emergencypunter]

“Good luck, Reyes. It’s been an honor, sir.”

[haruspis-deactivated20220412]

infinite warfare | characters

[corttana]

I don’t really feel like I’m ready to go into battle. I don’t think I could kill another human being. Ever.

[askjulmdama-blog1]

It has been quite some time, but do not threat! For I have returned to continue my campaign against Thel!

[officeofnavalintelligence]

man we can’t believe halo 5 was completely non-canon and the actual halo 5 was seasons 11, 12, and 13 of red vs blue. what a weird twist. 

[askjulmdama-blog1]

If only. I'd still be alive.

[askjulmdama-blog1]

Which is bigger, a big pupper, or a small doggo?

What is a pupper and what is a doggo?

[sailorsanghelios]

I’m going to hell for saying this, but Atriox is a DAMN GOOD LOOKING JIRALHANAE. 

[askjulmdama-blog1]

Well that makes me a great looking Sanghelli.

[askjulmdama-blog1]

Wait. Who’s looking after my children?

[dancing-coyote]

…Catherine Halsey.

[askjulmdama-blog1]

Advice from Jul: don't trust amputee doctors, or doctors with glasses. Or doctors. Don't trust doctors.

[askjulmdama-blog1]

Wait. Who's looking after my children?

[sailorsanghelios]

So riddle me this. If Jul M'Dama is a firefight boss, and warzone is a combat simulation for the preparation of possible scenarios, then it could make sense they believe he's still alive?

Or possibly it was the simulation to train Osiris for the first mission, which I think is more likely, or just 343 doing something cool without thinking about their framing device

[askjulmdama-blog1]

Remember: Gods don’t die.

[sailorsanghelios]

They why did your goddess of a wife die, Jul.

[askjulmdama-blog1]

NO SHUSH! WE DONT TALK ABOUT HER!

[askjulmdama-blog1]

Me. I heard Bob, the creature of sponge is popular amongst you humans.

[sailorsanghelios]

So riddle me this. If Jul M'Dama is a firefight boss, and warzone is a combat simulation for the preparation of possible scenarios, then it could make sense they believe he's still alive?

Or possibly it was the simulation to train Osiris for the first mission, which I think is more likely, or just 343 doing something cool without thinking about their framing device

[askjulmdama-blog1]

Remember: Gods don't die.