*What the..?
*Who are you? What are you doing?? Why are you yelling???
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@askkinglancer
*What the..?
*Who are you? What are you doing?? Why are you yelling???
*What do you...?
*Are you asking if I came from an egg??
*That’s a... really weird question to ask for kingdom suggestion time...
*But honestly I have no idea.
(Ask by @dianatheredguardian)
*Hehe, thanks, I guess!
(Ask by @dianatheredguardian)
*Are you calling me cute?
*I’ve barely spoken to her, but if she likes cute boys then she’ll definitely like me!
*I’d.. Really rather not talk about it...
*...
*What kind of a question is that, anyway?? Why are you asking me that??
(Ask by @dianatheredguardian)
*What do YOU eat???
*But, recently, a lot of candy! Because now I made it illegal to not eat candy! Unless you don’t want to!
*Other than that, normal stuff. Club sandwiches, spadesrice, weird hamburgers, the sauce lesser not-dad makes, and a lot of other things.
(Ask by @unkown-studios)
*Nice to meet you too...
*My dad is doing...
*Things in jail. Yup.
*I would also really really not recommend going to see or stay with him.
(Ask by @dianatheredguardian)
*She’s the best! And the coolest!!!
*I hope she comes back soon.
*I’m nine!
*And we did do that already! Just a little while after Susie and the blue person left.
* That’s where I got my crown, after all.
* It’s..
* The best!!!
* I get to do whatever I want and no one can legally stop me! I even stayed up until midnight once watching a freaky movie that I’m still scared of and I picked like three candies off of the trees!
* But...
* It’s also... weirdly a lot of work?
* People are constantly asking me for stuff, and people keep getting mad at me for doing things, and other people get mad at me for un-doing things and the other kings don’t help at all because I’m suppose to be the most official and dadly king and...
* It’s really annoying.
(Ask by @unknown-studios)
Who? From what?
I’ve never been to a place called Donkey Kong Country.”
I don't think he is...? Not... entirely sure, actually. But what’s that have to do with keeping him in prison, anyway?
But we have freed the kings! Like, a day after Susie and the blue person left.
They’ve been allowed to rule a bit over their own people but I’m still the most official and dadly king. They’re really bad at doing a lot of useful things, anyway.
And what’s wrong with the king of clubs? Sure, he’s bad at doing anything but arguing with himself, but I don’t think that’s a reason to lock him up?
*....
Uh...
...Um......
...No...? At least... hopefully not..?
Really?!? I’ll go over there right now!!!
Oh, is it the “??????” button? I always wondered was that was for.
* . . .
There’s nothing here...?
It’s still a cool secret room, though!! It can be my official secret lair! I’ll go tell lesser not-dad!
(Ask by @fam-account)
AH HA HAHAHAHA!!!
(Comment by @mooseghost)
I have absolutely no idea!