#ask king lancer

[askkinglancer]

AH HA HAHAHAHA!!!

(Comment by @mooseghost)

[askkinglancer]

I do miss them... But being a king is weirdly a lot of work and I haven’t had a lot of time to think about it. Susie said they’d be back sometime, but it’s been a while... I hope she’s okay.

But I’ve not really met anyone new either... I think me being a king intimidates people. I’ve only been a king for a little while, though, and I think a lot of people think I’m going to act like my dad.

I mean it’s cool to be scary but not like THAT kind of scary.

*Ask by @mooseghost

[askkinglancer]

Him? Oh! He’s not my lesser dad anymore because prison is for dads. This is my lesser not-dad!

And we get along great! He gives me snacks all the time and unlike my other dad he lets me listen to songs with tier-two swear words sometimes!

He’s also my official kingly helper, so is Susie’s green friend, though that guy says he wants to be called the “royal councilor.” Lesser not-dad says “kingly helper” sounds a lot better though.

[askkinglancer]

*....

Uh... 

...Um......

...No...? At least... hopefully not..?

[askkinglancer]

I have absolutely no idea!

[askkinglancer]

...

Yes... sometimes.

It’s... Not very nice. People kind of avoid there.

At least it’s far away from everything else.

(Ask from @pun-ishment888 )

[askkinglancer]

Ho ho ho! Welcome to my very important meeting place!

You probably know this but I'm Lancer, and since I'm the king now, I thought it would be good for you guys to get to know me! And suggest stuff for the kingdom now!

Ask away everyone!

[askkinglancer]

What do you mean? The Card Kingdom is underground, basically.

But I do love to dig! My dad used to get mad at me for getting dirt everywhere but now that I’m king, no one can stop me from making a big mess! Ho ho ho!