Ask me stuff, dude!

[askkylebroflovski]

Hey tumblr, I'm Kyle Broflovski! Come talk to me!

Cartman dni!!! 🤬🤜🫷

My GF 🩷 @katelynheart

(My main blog is @awesomewithoutme and my regular South Park blog is @k-broflovski. I also run @katelynheart, my oc ask blog!)

(I'm not really a shipper outside of canon ships, so probably no shipping please)

[bigboned69]

Dude, leave my girlfriend alone.

@askkylebroflovski

Shut up Kahl, fucking jew boy.

[askkylebroflovski]

Fuck you too, ass face.

[askkylebroflovski]

dude, your little brother is playing DTI

Oh my god. He can't help himself, it's like he's addicted to roblox games!

[katelynheart]

Hi! My name is Katelyn! I'm very excited to have a blog of my own now! I'm kinda new to using the internet...

I attend South Park Elementary now after being homeschooled for years. I'm on the South Park Cows cheer team, and I'm also taking ballet lessons. But my biggest passion of all is music! I love all kinds of music, but I especially love piano! I want to be a professional pianist someday!

I'm a little bit shy sometimes, but I'm working on it! I'd love to talk to people on here and maybe make some online friends. 🩷🩷🩷

My BF 💚 @askkylebroflovski

(Hi! My main blog is @awesomewithoutme and my regular South Park blog is @k-broflovski. I also run @askkylebroflovski. I'm an adult. I'm not very active on tumblr much, but I'll try to not forget about this lol.)

[askkylebroflovski]

Girlfriend reveal! Be nice to her, I'm watching you.....

[askkylebroflovski]

Happy day of your birth! ... I think. Uhm. I asked the others what would be considered an 'acceptable gift' and they said something handmade, so... Would you enjoy some... er, 'macaroons'? - @evangelines-astronomy

Cool! Thanks dude!

[askkylebroflovski]

hi Kyle!! I’m really happy to see you! I was wondering that why ARE YOU SO CUTE like literally! And yes, you’re secretly my favorite character! 💚🧡

(I hope your friends care about you!)

Hi! Thanks so much! That's really nice. I don't get called cute very often, ha ha.

[askkylebroflovski]

It's my birthday today! I'm ten.

[askkylebroflovski]

um… kyle… someone said you look like a carrot. i don’t know why. i don’t think you do...

- @evangelines-astronomy

A carrot!?!? Fuck no! That's why I hide my hair under my hat.

[askkylebroflovski]

What happened to the Blockbuster in town?

-@weirdoorphankid

Last I heard it burned down after Stan's dad bought it.

[askkylebroflovski]

what would you do if the asian girls started drawing pictures of you and stan together?

The best response to that? Ignoring it. If I don't react they'll stop, right?

[askkylebroflovski]

how do you feel knowing that stan recently got his house back and is happier again? :D

I'm so happy for him! I like seeing him happy, and now I can hang out with him whenever we want!

[askkylebroflovski]

Kyle are you dating or single?

Uh, that's private business.

[askkylebroflovski]

How life feels knowing I have fangirls/fanboys

[askkylebroflovski]

Tally-ho, Kyle! How are you today!

-@pip-offical

I'm fine I guess. I thought you were dead, French boy.

[pip-offical]

I'm not French, Kyle. You know that very well.

[askkylebroflovski]

*sighs.* Okay, my bad, British boy.

[askkylebroflovski]

Tally-ho, Kyle! How are you today!

-@pip-offical

I'm fine I guess. I thought you were dead, French boy.

[askkylebroflovski]

How I look scrolling the dash

[askkylebroflovski]

Kyle Broflovski of South Park I love you, kisses kisses

I love you too, kisses kisses