CartmanBrah

[bigboned69]

Gay ass intro

Whats up fags. You're not reading my username wrong. I am THE Eric Cartman you all know and love.

DNI: Jews

OOC: I also run @kyle-offical

[kennythecatgirl]

Scott Tenorman

[bigboned69]

BOOOOOOOOO

[katelynheart]

your boyfriend's mom is a bitch

That's so rude, Mrs Broflovski is really nice! Sure she's a bit....much sometimes, but she's not a bitch!

[bigboned69]

WEEEEEEEELL

[bigboned69]

Dude, leave my girlfriend alone.

@askkylebroflovski

Shut up Kahl, fucking jew boy.

[katelynheart]

Confession: Cartman scares me.

[bigboned69]

little bitch

[katelynheart]

Uh oh, he found me.....ummm, uh, I'll tell on you!

[bigboned69]

do it pussy. I bet you won't.

[katelynheart]

Fine! I'll tell Kyle that you're being an asshole again. See how you like that!

[bigboned69]

fuck kahl he's a pussy too

[katelynheart]

Confession: Cartman scares me.

[bigboned69]

little bitch

[katelynheart]

Uh oh, he found me.....ummm, uh, I'll tell on you!

[bigboned69]

do it pussy. I bet you won't.

[katelynheart]

Confession: Cartman scares me.

[bigboned69]

little bitch

[pierre-boucher-askblog]

British piece of shit

-@bigboned69

What the FUCK did you say about me, you closeted, micro-penis obese faggot???

You can't be talking when you're as big as the universe and as annoying as nails on a chalkboard. Keep in mind, there are A LOT of things to use against you. Like how you have no father. I'm gonna snipe you one day, Eric Theodore Cartman.

[bigboned69]

Yeah yeah, whatever Frenchie.

[theoriginaldugpoo]

Mini Chef!

Hello there, Children!

Back at it again with some of my South Park collectables and here’s my Fun-4-All “Mini” Chef Plush! I got him as a Christmas present last year and is in remarkably good condition. I really love him as Chef is one of my favorite characters.

[bigboned69]

Hey Chef

[bigboned69]

Don't you EVER call my mom a bitch!!!

@askkylebroflovski

WEEEEEEEEELL

[thememedaddy]

[bigboned69]

British people 🤮🤮🤮

[pip-in-proper]

Here.

{🍫🌹}

Dont question it.

- @the-real-ant1christ

!!!!

F–Flowers? And— and chocolates?? For me?? Oh heavens above, I... I don't know what to say! Damien, you've never given me anything before—well, not anything that wasn't a glare or a warning—so this is all rather... new. Thank you, dearest friend!

[the-real-ant1christ]

..dearest?

..pf.pffd. Yeah well. I didnt choose to.

maybe i'll get you some more, though.

[pip-in-proper]

Really, I appreciate it, even if it wasn't your choice to. I'll surely have to figure out a way to reciprocate!

[bigboned69]

Faggots

[universe-offical]

Cheese.

[universe-offical]

Fag

-@bigboned69

I am in fact gay, however did you know? :O

Wait. Pardon me, but Was this supposed to be offensive? lol.

Darling, the attempt is commendable, but I must implore you to try harder!! I know you have the ability to be creative in that beautiful mind of yours!~

Or is it perhaps too rotted to utilize it so you have to send such filthy, disgusting, rude words to strangers on the internet to make yourself feel better? :)

[bigboned69]

bitch

[universe-offical]

Aaah. A Cartman blog.

Nvm that explains everything and is perfectly in character, carry on and have fun. I genuinely laughed when I realized. XD

[bigboned69]

son im crine

[universe-offical]

Fag

-@bigboned69

I am in fact gay, however did you know? :O

Wait. Pardon me, but Was this supposed to be offensive? lol.

Darling, the attempt is commendable, but I must implore you to try harder!! I know you have the ability to be creative in that beautiful mind of yours!~

Or is it perhaps too rotted to utilize it so you have to send such filthy, disgusting, rude words to strangers on the internet to make yourself feel better? :)

[bigboned69]

bitch

[stan-offical]

Before doing anything, just remember to stop and think "What would Brian Boitano do?"