[lamignonette]

[sanguinewolves]

bitches love me for my autistic hand posture and the way i always look vaguely out of place like someones lost toddler

[cornerihaunt]

when characters say the word bisexual out loud i get like 10 year life span increase or however you say that in english. i feel like i could run a marathon i love bisexuality

[horaitos]

being a fan of a character is sometimes “look at how complex he is. he’s so intricate and his story is so tragic and he’s so much more complicated than people give him credit for” and sometimes it’s like “haha look at this failure of a person. I wanna throw him off a cliff and see what happens”

[plumstreet]

what's a king to a god? what's a god to a girl with snacks in her purse?

[young-and-stupid-oliver]

Things You Can Eat in Stardew Valley:

-Poisonous mushrooms

-Random flowers that don't actually do anything when you eat them

-An entire bottle of pure truffle oil

-An entire raw egg

-Tree sap

Things You Cannot Eat in Stardew Valley:

-Mayonnaise

[toastbutteregg]

[kinoselynn]

coming out of the sewers like another ordinary day

[lumorie]

Stardew Valley Girls  🌱 (Boys Version)

[lumorie]

Stardew Valley Boys 🌱 (Girls Version)

[mkunart]

You have a date with him… :v

sebby <3

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[lastvalyrian]

I love when a character is clearly physically inferior to everyone around them, and would definitely immediately lose in a fight, but they cannot stop being annoying and insulting and taunting people anyways

[princesskuragina]

less romanticizing high school more media about how being 17 is the worst human experience imaginable

[naturallybirbs]

[cheetahgirlmuscles]

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

[kristina100000]

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times