Lord Fawful's Blog of Askimentry!

It is I! Lord Fawlful of the Bean Bean kingdom! Are you having the questions? I am having the answers! [Art by Chimeracorp]

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((And yes, I’m working on Nintendate sprites.))

@nintendatingsim

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((This blog isn’t dead, but real life drama causes posting to be slow. But I’m still watching. Allllllways watching. SEND ASKS.))

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It is being great to be having you back, Shorty.

“WE SHALL SO WHO IS THE SHORT ONE IN THIS--”

Day since outburst: 92 0

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Lord Fawful! Where have you been, sir? We have been without your guidance for too long! What kind of mustard shall we be spreading upon the kingdom's hoagie of dismay? ((AHH! So happy to see you back!))

“It is a long story. Apparently Fawful was having too much “roading rage” Upon his Hover-Bean. Lord Fawful was sentenced to community service and angery managementation for his outburstitude. Lord Fawful has been without an outburst for 3 months now!”

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“So, with little apparentness, my manager of anger-explosions and other assorted outburstities has made an advisement for the great Lord Fawful to be more sociable with his itty-bitty minions. Also to stop having refers to them as “itty-bitty minions” and as what they have callings as... “people”. So with complete disregard to his second piece of advice, Lord Fawful has been dustings off his ASKERMENTRY 2000 device to receive praise and adoration once more. DO NOT FAILINGS TO ME!”

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 ((gonna save the rest for tomorrow folks.))

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((this one took fucking forever))

Foley

Foof x Bailey

The brains and the brawn all matched up into one mentally unstable package of pure power and devotion.

Stability: Strong

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(( ∞ with any of the ghosts?))

Fawfooatrice

Fawful x Booatrice

Its quite literally just a crotchety old ghost librarian at this point...with a wicked laugh,

Stability: Weak.

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“I am having ever-lasting flames, underling!”

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Let’s Mix It Up! Send a ∞ and I’ll fuse our muses!

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askungrateful492:

Send a  ↻ and I’ll fuse two of my muses!

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Fuvck it, I’m caving, where is the fusion meme so I can do it))

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BB/Fawful fusion has no nose

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Send me a @ and I’ll sketch your muse.

(I hope you like it m’lord! :D )

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(Nearly brought me to tears of joy, I needed this today.)

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a 100% accurate description of how Fawful dances.

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asklordfawful replied to your post:“Cujo.” Mush smiled “I think Lyra will be arriving…

WaIT WAIT WAit! That chubby greenstalk has you working for him??! PPPHHBTT bweeeeheheheheheh, you sure do talk a lot of trashery for someone who is in a glass house, as the saying has going.

I shall hath thou wot, dram bean-man, I am a chef f'r him. I am a FANTASTIC chef. Hmm, I still hath little of understanding when thou speaks, sir Fawful

 -rubs temples-

Whyfore art thou in mine living space anyways? I hadst the thoughts that I wast living within stone r’ bbrick, not a building of glass…hath I missed something?

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BWEEEHEHEHEHHEEEE h-hold on...HEHE.... Hold on... I have needings for a moment here to catch my breathitude! I have too many chortles! So... Hehe -snort-... So let me have the straight-edge. A Fawful has needings for a cookman? A Fawful that is not the mastery of all things cook and bake? That is but a sandwich with no meats or cheeses! It is just a pile of bread!! BWEEEHEHEHEHE!! Not only are you the worst chomp to ever chomp a chimp, but he also is having the grand title for the have beings of the worst Fawful to call himself the grand lord bean! BWEEEHEHEHE! And for a moment of much briefness, I almost considered that pudgy pea pod a potential threat! But in the end he has more sharings with the porcine qualities of my once great, now deflate to relate, Midbus! All ego and cellulite! And no true talentries! Thank you my Chimpy-whimpy Chomp friend for these tasty morsels of information you have accidentally given to my Lordly ears or Lording and hearing!

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I would be participating in munday...

but as a fan of both Steven Universe and Gravity Falls, I have a lot of mental preparation I need to do.

With the help of these muffins.   

They are delicious,

In-character asks will still be 100% open and I will get to them in the meantime.

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have a rough sketch of the fam.