"Huh?"

"Um...hello. I'm Hank."

[askmaghank]

____INFORMATION____

This is an RP/Askblog for MAG Hank J Wimbleton from the Madness Combat series!

-RULES-

Absolutely no NSFW/suggestive stuff, blog runner is a minor.

Don't send any asks targeted towards the mod here, send them to @theloisthatlikes.

M!A's are allowed.

-MUSE/CHARACTER INFO-

Name: Hank J Wimbleton

Age: 31

Pronouns: He/They/It

Sexuality: Aromantic Asexual

Height: 8'6

Species: MAGnified Nevadan

In character text: "This."

-OTHER THINGS-

Current M!A's: None

Asks: Open

RP: Open

(Do note that this is still the mod's first time running an RP/Askblog, do tell suggestions for improving if you have any.)

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[eridan-ampora]

who up dinking they oiter

[tmos-time]

you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

[eridan-ampora]

[lesbi-nyan]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

[a-sentient-cup]

what about the other cat?

[whatcoloristhatcat]

fert

[izzyscursedcorner]

The visions… they come to me in hunger based delirium.

[xensmells]

rip vittu ultrakill

[animentality]

[askmaghank]

Arem runs up, albeit slowly due to his size, and hugs onto Hank's leg.

A small purr emits from the equally small creature.

[@ask-tuba. this is it this is the ask. Hug Your Son]

"Mmmb?"

Hank looks down to see Arem hugging his leg. They smile happily, sitting down and patting his head.

"Hi Arem..!" He starts to rumble and purr too.

[clownkillsyou]

mag hank is more divorced than regular hank idk how they just look like it

[askmaghank]

"I've never married. That's how divorced I am."

[askmaghank]

???:...where am I..?

@lil-artist-kiddo

Hank sees a person, getting a little surprised and walking up to them.

"Uh, woah, why are you here? This place is dangerous.." They say with a worried tone.

[lil-artist-kiddo]

???: um...dimensional portal shenanigans...who are you?

[askmaghank]

"Oh, I'm Hank. Hank J Wimbleton, and you?"

His worry mostly went away, though there was still a little bit left.

[lil-artist-kiddo]

???: my name's Ashford, but just call me ash for short

[askmaghank]

"Okay, well, do you know where we are, Ash? Just making sure."

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: nope

[askmaghank]

"Okay then. Well, welcome to Nevada..."

The landscape is bleak and endless. It gives a slight sense of fear, and yet, this gray landscape with red and black skies was actually quite calm, for now at least.

"This is a really, really dangerous place sometimes, so I think you might have to stay close to me. I'm sort of a wanted guy around here, but, there's a good reason for that."

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: huh...i thought you had to use a plane to get to nevada...and 7 year olds aren't allowed on planes on their own, right?

[askmaghank]

Hank is shocked. Their eyes widen a bit.

"Y-you're seven years old??"

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: um...yeah

[askmaghank]

"Well, I can't count that high anymore, but that just means we'll stick closer together, okay?"

He gets down on his knees, closer to Ash's level.

"Well, I think we can move to an abandoned building somewhere, but we're gonna have to find that first. Want me to carry you or do you wanna walk with me?"

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: I'll walk, thanks

[askmaghank]

"Alright, then let's go and search. Stay close with me, okay?"

He slowly gets up and walks, looking around.

They find one after a bit of walking, pointing to it with their large reddish colored claw.

"Over there."

The building still looks quite okay, besides the many cracks in it, it didn't have much other damage dealt to it.

He looks back at Ash. "You wanna go there?"

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: sure

[askmaghank]

"Okay, let's go there."

They walk over to the abandoned building, which upon closer inspection, seemed like a safe place to live. They reach the door.

"Well, you ready to go inside?"

[askmaghank]

???:...where am I..?

@lil-artist-kiddo

Hank sees a person, getting a little surprised and walking up to them.

"Uh, woah, why are you here? This place is dangerous.." They say with a worried tone.

[lil-artist-kiddo]

???: um...dimensional portal shenanigans...who are you?

[askmaghank]

"Oh, I'm Hank. Hank J Wimbleton, and you?"

His worry mostly went away, though there was still a little bit left.

[lil-artist-kiddo]

???: my name's Ashford, but just call me ash for short

[askmaghank]

"Okay, well, do you know where we are, Ash? Just making sure."

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: nope

[askmaghank]

"Okay then. Well, welcome to Nevada..."

The landscape is bleak and endless. It gives a slight sense of fear, and yet, this gray landscape with red and black skies was actually quite calm, for now at least.

"This is a really, really dangerous place sometimes, so I think you might have to stay close to me. I'm sort of a wanted guy around here, but, there's a good reason for that."

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: huh...i thought you had to use a plane to get to nevada...and 7 year olds aren't allowed on planes on their own, right?

[askmaghank]

Hank is shocked. Their eyes widen a bit.

"Y-you're seven years old??"

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: um...yeah

[askmaghank]

"Well, I can't count that high anymore, but that just means we'll stick closer together, okay?"

He gets down on his knees, closer to Ash's level.

"Well, I think we can move to an abandoned building somewhere, but we're gonna have to find that first. Want me to carry you or do you wanna walk with me?"

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: I'll walk, thanks

[askmaghank]

"Alright, then let's go and search. Stay close with me, okay?"

He slowly gets up and walks, looking around.

They find one after a bit of walking, pointing to it with their large reddish colored claw.

"Over there."

The building still looks quite okay, besides the many cracks in it, it didn't have much other damage dealt to it.

He looks back at Ash. "You wanna go there?"

[askmaghank]

???:...where am I..?

@lil-artist-kiddo

Hank sees a person, getting a little surprised and walking up to them.

"Uh, woah, why are you here? This place is dangerous.." They say with a worried tone.

[lil-artist-kiddo]

???: um...dimensional portal shenanigans...who are you?

[askmaghank]

"Oh, I'm Hank. Hank J Wimbleton, and you?"

His worry mostly went away, though there was still a little bit left.

[lil-artist-kiddo]

???: my name's Ashford, but just call me ash for short

[askmaghank]

"Okay, well, do you know where we are, Ash? Just making sure."

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: nope

[askmaghank]

"Okay then. Well, welcome to Nevada..."

The landscape is bleak and endless. It gives a slight sense of fear, and yet, this gray landscape with red and black skies was actually quite calm, for now at least.

"This is a really, really dangerous place sometimes, so I think you might have to stay close to me. I'm sort of a wanted guy around here, but, there's a good reason for that."

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: huh...i thought you had to use a plane to get to nevada...and 7 year olds aren't allowed on planes on their own, right?

[askmaghank]

Hank is shocked. Their eyes widen a bit.

"Y-you're seven years old??"

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: um...yeah

[askmaghank]

"Well, I can't count that high anymore, but that just means we'll stick closer together, okay?"

He gets down on his knees, closer to Ash's level.

"Well, I think we can move to an abandoned building somewhere, but we're gonna have to find that first. Want me to carry you or do you wanna walk with me?"

[askmaghank]

???:...where am I..?

@lil-artist-kiddo

Hank sees a person, getting a little surprised and walking up to them.

"Uh, woah, why are you here? This place is dangerous.." They say with a worried tone.

[lil-artist-kiddo]

???: um...dimensional portal shenanigans...who are you?

[askmaghank]

"Oh, I'm Hank. Hank J Wimbleton, and you?"

His worry mostly went away, though there was still a little bit left.

[lil-artist-kiddo]

???: my name's Ashford, but just call me ash for short

[askmaghank]

"Okay, well, do you know where we are, Ash? Just making sure."

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: nope

[askmaghank]

"Okay then. Well, welcome to Nevada..."

The landscape is bleak and endless. It gives a slight sense of fear, and yet, this gray landscape with red and black skies was actually quite calm, for now at least.

"This is a really, really dangerous place sometimes, so I think you might have to stay close to me. I'm sort of a wanted guy around here, but, there's a good reason for that."

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: huh...i thought you had to use a plane to get to nevada...and 7 year olds aren't allowed on planes on their own, right?

[askmaghank]

Hank is shocked. Their eyes widen a bit.

"Y-you're seven years old??"

[askmaghank]

???:...where am I..?

@lil-artist-kiddo

Hank sees a person, getting a little surprised and walking up to them.

"Uh, woah, why are you here? This place is dangerous.." They say with a worried tone.

[lil-artist-kiddo]

???: um...dimensional portal shenanigans...who are you?

[askmaghank]

"Oh, I'm Hank. Hank J Wimbleton, and you?"

His worry mostly went away, though there was still a little bit left.

[lil-artist-kiddo]

???: my name's Ashford, but just call me ash for short

[askmaghank]

"Okay, well, do you know where we are, Ash? Just making sure."

[lil-artist-kiddo]

Ash: nope

[askmaghank]

"Okay then. Well, welcome to Nevada..."

The landscape is bleak and endless. It gives a slight sense of fear, and yet, this gray landscape with red and black skies was actually quite calm, for now at least.

"This is a really, really dangerous place sometimes, so I think you might have to stay close to me. I'm sort of a wanted guy around here, but, there's a good reason for that."

[askmaghank]

???:...where am I..?

@lil-artist-kiddo

Hank sees a person, getting a little surprised and walking up to them.

"Uh, woah, why are you here? This place is dangerous.." They say with a worried tone.

[lil-artist-kiddo]

???: um...dimensional portal shenanigans...who are you?

[askmaghank]

"Oh, I'm Hank. Hank J Wimbleton, and you?"

His worry mostly went away, though there was still a little bit left.

[lil-artist-kiddo]

???: my name's Ashford, but just call me ash for short

[askmaghank]

"Okay, well, do you know where we are, Ash? Just making sure."

[askmaghank]

???:...where am I..?

@lil-artist-kiddo

Hank sees a person, getting a little surprised and walking up to them.

"Uh, woah, why are you here? This place is dangerous.." They say with a worried tone.

[lil-artist-kiddo]

???: um...dimensional portal shenanigans...who are you?

[askmaghank]

"Oh, I'm Hank. Hank J Wimbleton, and you?"

His worry mostly went away, though there was still a little bit left.

[askmaghank]

???:...where am I..?

@lil-artist-kiddo

Hank sees a person, getting a little surprised and walking up to them.

"Uh, woah, why are you here? This place is dangerous.." They say with a worried tone.

[tricky-the-wereclown-deactivate]

Hank walked around aimlessly, not sure where to go next. All they knew is that they had fallen through some sort of portal, and that they were now wandering a similar, yet different version of Nevada.

In the distance, the unfinished MAG saw something...

@askmaghank

(hi it me, you can do whatever with this I don't mind)

[There was a man in his mid 40's wandering around, looking lost and confused. He rubbed his head, trying to make sense to what was happening. He could barely make out someone in the distance, but wasn't sure if he was just seeing things.] "H-huh...? Wh... Who is that...?"

[askmaghank]

Hank is surprised, blinking while looking at the man to confirm what he was seeing.

'Someone wandering around aimlessly? Maybe they need help..' They thought.

He steps a bit closer, raising up his only hand.

"Uh, hey." They say.

[askmaghank]

*it sort of just- appeared*

*sigh* ...where the hell did you bring us this time, clown?

DUNNO!!! DON'T CARE!!!

*doesn't seem like they notice you yet.*

( @the-aahw-is-clownin B) )

"What the-"

I look around, confused. There's a.. red and black thing in the distance..

"The hell is that?"

I approach it carefully, ready to strike in case.

"Is that.. Tricky?"

Oh no. This is going to end bad.

[the-aahw-is-clownin]

*its head...slowly turned to look at Hank*

.....GREAT...

OH- WE...we really-

YOU, REALLY FOUND HIM.

Right, right.

*they started slowly approaching them, speaking once more*

Hank J. Wimbleton. Where the HELL have you been hiding?? Decided to run off and laugh at us suffer while we were stuck like THIS, huh? What did you gain from it..?

*what is she on ab- TWO VOICES??*

[askmaghank]

"I- Is- What."

I stand there, awfully confused.

I look away for a bit, trying to make sense of what I just heard.

A bit later, look back at.. Tricky? And something else it seems..

"I- Okay. Okay, first things first, what? I don't know if my head is playing tricks or something, but there's more than one voice coming out your mouth. Talk as enemies later, what is going on with that?"

I, trying not to be rude, genuinely asked.

[the-aahw-is-clownin]

*he seemed confused for a moment*

Didn't you...know??

AH, WHAT IS CLOWN KIDDING. HHHAHA YOU GOT THE WRONG HANK AGAIN AUDIE!

*that answers one question..*

No no- there must-...be a mistake.

ARE YOU GONNA EXPLAIN THIS TO HIM OR NOT??

*She sighed*

Well...we're stuck together.

BECAUSE OF HIM LMAO.

....it..was the clown's fault.

ZUREEE BUD...

[askmaghank]

"Huh. So you're both stuck together, I see. Well, I'm not really sure if I could help you with that, not that I'd want to anyways.."

I look to the side, a bit awkwardly.

"Weird alternate universes, my favorite.." I say sarcastically, and quietly.

[the-aahw-is-clownin]

OF COURZE YOU WOULDN'T! YOU'RE A BITCCCHHH...

Tricky, for god's sake-

HHHAHAH...

....remind me who didn't want to seperate because they were too afraid of the possibility of dying...?

YOU WOULDN'T EITHER!

Sure, sure.

[askmaghank]

"Eh, not like I'd care much about it.."

I think for a few seconds.

"Say, you two should go back to your dimension or something now, right? Unless you want to do something here, which I doubt.."

[the-aahw-is-clownin]

WHY THO..? WE JUZT GOT HEREEE!!

IT'Z NOT LIKE WE HAVE ANYTHING IMPORTANT TO DO....

[theaxonthatsaltered]

"Ah. Uh, then uh.. what are you gonna do.."

I think for a bit, looking around.

"Well, I don't think there's much to do here, really.. hm."

I stand there awkwardly.