what if i punched you lol

hi im mark kruger im from america home of the greasy burger and good tv shows like america's court and dog the bounty hunter feel free to ask me things. ill make sure to read all questions in a southern accent. by the way i skip around on answering if i find some to be easier than others. thats how you do well on tests

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sorry pals for bein late but it’s not actually late because every day is the 4th of july in ur heart as a good american.....................

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happy 4th of july

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happy 4th of july

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learn your american history pal. dig deep. find ur roots. some things dont get mentioned in the textbooks.

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well ive already got plans but ur welcome to join us!

just remember to follow the neopets rules (the ones that apply to IRL (In Real Life)) and to follow the all american dress code....

-old navy flag shirts (bring ur oldest! show your good ole american prestige)

-converse chucks (team unicorn is all wearing red, its ok if u dont as long as theyre chucks)

-no salad

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youre lame,ulgy and i musn't forget that youre stupid

mean, cruel, rude

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what did you say

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is it even legal to have a pet eagle

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i hear ben frankalank is the man and a monster at makeout sessions

i also hear thats why we dont have flying cars but dang i wouldnt invent flying cars if i could be known as the makeout father of america

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since its the holy americ a day of the 4th oif july i will make an effort to answer some q's

since most of the ones in my inbox are between 6 months and a year old and well a lot of them aint so relevant so u know..............

sorry im a free spirit and u cant tie me down!! but maybe today u can ;)'

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Forever young

Belieber it

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