DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION

Mello and Near's askblog! (askbox closed) (main blog: porfoct)

[askmellonear]

Hey Everyone! It's me, Triz, the blog's author here :) I know it's been a while but I guess I just wanted to put a more formal goodbye here.

Ever since I got into college I've had little time to spend on things like Tumblr. I'm sorry for all the questions I've left unanswered! I'll admit I did have big plans for this blog and so I held on to the hope that I'd have time to develop a sort of story here, but that's not very realistic anymore. I hope you understand.

I may come back to this blog one day since it's always made me happy, but till then you may consider this blog officially inactive!

[askmellonear]

I've shipped near and mello just a little last week and now I thank this blog for making me fangirl in the middle of English class

(I’m glad this silly little blog has had a good impact on your day hahaha!!)

[askmellonear]

just saw this blog i love the drawing style and the sense of humor, this blog is a treasure, well done friend. have a good day!

(oh my gosh, THANK YOU!!!! You are so nice sjbds <3 <3 <3)

[porfoct]

anyone: Near is a pure and innocent child tiny cotton sheep and he doesnt even know what sex is uwuwu

Near: 

[l1ello]

Whenever Near and Mello kiss, Near always has to stand on his toes. This is a thing that Mello has noticed since the first time they kissed -while standing at least- but he never mentioned it because, well, there was no need. But one day they’re kissing and Mello can’t help but wonder how Near actually deals with having to do that. How does he deal with being short in general?

“Do you ever wish you were taller?” he blurts out, pulling away from the kiss. “Because honestly being short seems like such a pain in the ass”

Near stops standing on his toes and looks up at him.

“you literally have to stand on your toes the entire time we kiss” mello states. “doesn’t that ever get annoying?”

Near simply shrugs in response, a hand going up to twirl his hair. “I personally feel like there’s a lot of good things that come with being short”.

“really? what is there besides being good at limbo?” mello asks.

Near pauses for a second, then smirks. He stops twirling and, not needing to stand on his toes, he leans in and starts kissing mello’s neck. Mello is startled. He definitely wasn’t expecting that, but he expects the harsh bite to his neck even less. Mello gasps in shock (and also pleasure) and he starts blushing. A lot. Near is amused by this, flustered mello is cute. “well for one..” he pokes one of mello’s pink cheeks. “I can make you do that really easily” Mello only starts blushing more, getting embarrassed.

“Do what?”

“you’re blushing.” Near chuckles. “And you’re cute when you blush. So add that to the pros of being short: I get to see you being cute a lot because I have easy access to your neck. That, and being good at limbo.“

“oh fuck off.” mello mumbles, barely even audible “I’m not cute.“

But his mumbles are followed by another small sound of pleasure and more blushing as Near continues to kiss and bite his neck, which is very enjoyable for the both of them. Very enjoyable. Mello’s glad Near doesn’t wish he was tall.

[askmellonear]

I just realized something...Near grows later in canon...will this blog live to see the day he is an average height...

((in my heart near will always be a 5 foot shorty like me))

[askmellonear]

what side of Mello's face is his scar even on I've heard 17 different things about it help me

[askmellonear]

[askmellonear]

Hey mello how do you survive a sunburn

....bruh

[askmellonear]

How far can Mello throw Nate?

[askmellonear]

Which of you would win in a limbo contest?

short privilege

[solum-detective]

What is this “flip it turn ways” meme………I’m confused

[theannoyingquestionsblog]

@askmellonear ;^)

[askmellonear]

its been ONE YEAR

[askmellonear]

Mello have you ever been genuinely happy in your entire life? And now that you are with near, Has something changed? How do you feel? *gives him a chocolate bar*

[askmellonear]

Hey Nate, how's that unrequited crush?

[askmellonear]

you come into my house

[askmellonear]

Is this blog inactive? D:

[askmellonear]

Merry Christmas guys! *discreetly slips Near some mistletoe*

*throws u a shitpost* merry fuckin christmas