Ask Storage

Literally just a place to store ask memes that I want to reblog later or for creating my own memes and not getting my main bogged down by notifications. So yeah-- here you go.

[askmemehoard-blog]

Guardians of the Galaxy Sentence Starters

"I have no words for an honorless thief."

"What's with giving tree here?"

"That's mine!"

"Ain't no one like me 'cept me."

"It's cool to have a code name, it's not that weird."

"Like I said, she/he's got a rep."

"Whatever nightmares the future holds are dreams compared to what's behind me."

"You wanna get to him/her, you go through us. Or, more accurately, we go through you."

"I'm with them."

"Take her down to the showers. It'll be easier to clean up the blood."

"Her/His life is not yours to take."

"Your words mean nothing to me!"

"Why would I put my finger on his throat?"

"What I'm saying is, you want to keep her/him alive."

"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."

"Asleep for the danger. Awake for the money as for frickin' usual."

"Your demeanor is that of a pouty child."

"This is one fight you won't win."

"I've heard these small bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of deal."

"You must be joking."

"No, I've really heard they find you attractive."

"You need my what?"

"Spare me your foul gaze, woman!"

"Why is this one here?"

"Cease your yammering and release us from this irksome confinement."

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

"I told you I have a plan."

"That was a pretty good plan."

"They crumpled my pants up into a ball, that's rude! They folded yours!"

"Screw this then, I'm not waiting around for someone with a death wish."

"This one shows spirit, he/she shall make a keen ally in the battle."

"You're an imbecile."

"What is that?"

"That's

"No one's blowing up moons."

"You just wanna suck the fun out of everything."

"If we're gonna work together, you might wanna try trusting me a little bit."

"I am not a princess!"

"Your ship is filthy."

"You got issues."

"I can't tell if you're joking or not."

"There are no regulations whatsoever here."

"It's dangerous and illegal work. Suitable only for outlaws."

"This is not respectable establishment."

"That's the first thing you've said that wasn't batshit crazy!"

"It's just a negotiation tactic."

"He is not my father."

"Why would you risk your life for this?"

"I am a warrior, and an assassin. I do not dance."

"Who put the sticks up their butts?"

"The melody is pleasant."

"I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!"

"He/She has no respect!"

"You just wanna laugh at me!"

"No one's laughin' at you."

"He thinks I'm some stupid thing, he does!"

"I didn't ask to get made!"

"Suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich."

"Fine, but after all this I can't promise I won't kill every last one of you."

"See that's exactly why none of you have any friends!"

"You shall send a message for me."

"We're all very fascinated, but we'd like to get paid."

"I will no longer be your slave!"

"What the f-?"

"What do you still have it for?!"

"I can't believe you had that in your purse!"

"It's not a purse, it's a knapsack!"

"Or we could give it to someone really nice who's not going to arrest us and will give us a ton of money."

"I think it's a good balance between both worlds."

"Wait here, I'll be back."

"I hated you least."

"You'll die in seconds!"

"I saw you out there. Something came over me, and I couldn't let you die."

"Something incredibly heroic."

"They're all idiots!"

"None of this would have happened if you didn't try to singlehandedly take on a frickin' army!"

"All this rage... Is just to cover my loss."

"Everybody's got dead people. It's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way."

"There's only two of us!"

"You're. Makin'. Me. Beat. Up. Grass!"

"I'm coming for you."

"You dare to oppose me?"

"Normal people don't even think about eatin' other people!"

"Is that what she's been filling your head with? Sentiments?"

"You kill me now, you are saying goodbye to the biggest deal you have ever seen."

"How about trying to

"This is what we get for trying to act altruistically."

"I have a plan."

"You're copying me from when I said I have a plan."

"I have part of a plan."

"That's a fake laugh."

"Life's giving us a chance to give a shit."

"I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."

"I will fight beside you."

"Now I'm standing. You happy? We're all standing. Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle."

"This is a terrible plan."

"He says that he's an a-hole, but he's not 100% a dick."

"I don't believe anyone is 100% a dick."

"For the record, I advised against trusting you."

"They got my dick message!"

"No one talks to my friends like that."

"Finger to the throat means death."

"You can't. You'll die. Why are you doing this?! Why?!"

"Dance off bro, me and you!"

"I'm distracting you, you big turd-blossom!"

"I might be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one."

"I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future."

"What should we do next? Something good, something bad, bit of both?"

[otwilightprincess-archive-blog]

dragon age starters

feel most free to change pronouns ,  etc .

❝ it doesn’t matter that they won’t remember me. what matters is i helped. ❞ ❝ bad things should happen to bad people. ❞ ❝ i’m here to set things right. also ? to look dashing. that part’s less difficult. ❞ ❝ planning has never been my strong suit . now, killing…killing & love-making. those i am better at. ❞ ❝ oh ! we could get matching outfits ! ❞ ❝ i’m not saying i should be your first pick for a dance partner at the ball , but in the deep roads , i’m your man / woman. ❞ ❝ draw your weapon & say that again ! ❞ ❝ we’re here to kill them all, yes ? for sport ? ❞ ❝ you tend to get up to interesting things. you meet interesting people & then you kill them. ❞ ❝ i never worry, darling. a leash can be pulled from either end. ❞ ❝ it’s like you need permission to be alive. ❞ ❝ has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear ? ❞ ❝ have you ever licked a lamp post in winter ? ❞ ❝ i’ll try not to hit anyone. ❞ ❝ there you are. everyone’s been looking for you. ❞ ❝ the last man standing gets final say on who is right or wrong. ❞ ❝ i like my hair the way it is, thank you. ❞ ❝ do you think about how to kill everyone you meet ? ❞ ❝ are you… sassing me, ____? ❞ ❝ yes, but she/you seems more… “ooh, pretty colors !” than “muahaha ! i am princess stabbity ! stab, kill, kill ! ❞ ❝ congratulations ! you have found a wastebin . ❞ ❝ what are you going to do with that sword ? ❞ ❝ not listening ! la la-la la la ! ❞ ❝ i saw you looking at the girl/boy in town earlier . ❞ ❝ anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try. ❞ ❝ …did you cut your own hair ? ❞ ❝ ”one by one they follow, drowning in the sea”. the rest of the poem is sad.. ❞ ❝ you aren’t all stone, ____. there is a person inside of you. ❞ ❝ we crush the heads of rude women when we feel like it. just so you know. ❞ ❝ protect what matters with everything you have, or you’ll have nothing, and deserve it. ❞ ❝ i want you to know that what we had was real. ❞ ❝ in the end you are always alone with your actions. ❞ ❝ somebody’s been drinking. ❞ ❝ let’s show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.. ❞ ❝ do you feel that ? my magic-sensing nose is tingling. ❞ ❝ well, shit. ❞ ❝ you worry me, you know that ? ❞ ❝ i’m cold. & it’s indoors. this is so wrong. ❞ ❝ i saw what you were doing back there. ❞ ❝ we will never speak of this again. ❞ ❝ you’re a big softie ! ❞  ❝ i’ve got just the thing to cure that pout. ❞ ❝ eight, nine, now you die. ❞ ❝ daughters never grow up. they remain six years old with pigtails & skinned knees forever. ❞ ❝ i don’t need my pants, anyway. ❞ ❝ smiles. we must be careful how we present ourselves. ❞ ❝ be careful what you wish for. power is treacherous. i have seen many people–great leaders–consumed by it. ❞ ❝ don’t touch me ! stay away ! ❞ ❝ i think of him/you/her as much as he/you/she thinks at all. ❞ ❝ i knew nothing of friendship before we met. ❞ ❝ you can approve or not approve as you wish, but this is one thing you cannot influence and mold to your liking. ❞ ❝ there you go, breaking my heart. ❞  ❝ does anyone else feel the verge to vomit? ❞ ❝ i…love you. just… wanted to tell you that. ❞ ❝ let those who would destroy us step into the light. ❞ ❝ it’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right. ❞ ❝ if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. maybe even throw in a heroic death. ❞ ❝ i do quite like watching you leave. ❞ ❝ send him a fruit basket. everyone loves those. ❞ ❝ did i stutter ? ❞ ❝ are you kidding ? i’m surprised you didn’t kill anyone just coming over here. ❞ ❝ the world may want my time, but you have my heart ❞ ❝ have you ever heard the saying ‘let sleeping abominations lie’?  now would be the time to consider it. ❞ ❝ that sounded much better in my head . ❞ ❝ i have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. & good hair.  ❞ ❝ the air hurts. i have to stop. ❞ ❝ challenge someone to arm-wrestle me. ❞ ❝ so, you’re not like a lot of other girls/boys. ❞ ❝ not long ago this was impossible to imagine. you, the man i love, victory close at hand. ❞ ❝ how do you do that ? make everything better with a smile ? ❞ ❝ it gets no easier. your struggles have only just begun. ❞ ❝ there comes a time when you must stop running, when you turn & face the tiger.  ❞ ❝ it’s family, you protect. doesn’t matter who it is, blood or not. ❞ ❝ perhaps we should carve our names into the giant tree ? ❞ ❝ hey ! that’s mine ! ❞ ❝ our mistakes make us who we are. ❞ ❝ fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could. ❞ ❝ don’t let anyone tell you when to move on. take their hand & say, “my choice". ❞ ❝ words are easy, like the wind; faithful friends are hard to find. ❞ ❝ shitballs. fuck. shit. crap. ❞ ❝ living a lie … it festers inside you, like poison. ❞

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

Out of Context D&D Quote Starters p.2:

first one here Source

“Your space capitalism is worthless here!”

“Oh, those demons and their nougat cream!”

“Do you want to wait so I can set you on fire?”

“The only flaw in your plan is that reptiles do not produce milk.”

“Homebrew? I thought you said GNOMEbrew.”

“Are you kidding? I would mount that in a heartbeat!”

“You are now the sole resident of Puke-town.”

“Which drawer is the spider drawer?”

“I’d like to come out of the crate now.”

“Are the spiders homosexuals?”

“Quick! No time to explain, get in the meat grinder!”

“Exactly how many mice are in your pocket at this instant?”

“I am not an athlete, but I am a liar.”

“I have no gender. Only rage.”

“No, we’re going to bomb the shit out of it, go in, kill everyone, and leave.”

“I’ve already achieved disco ball form.”

“Fuck it, I’m eating my hand.”

“Look, seriously, I don’t think I’ve properly articulated just how many spears you were hit with just now.”

“All I know is somewhere there’s a lot of naked people.”

“It’s a car shop where they sell goddamn zombies!”

“To make a long story short, the scorpions have adopted me as one of their own.”

“Who isn’t afraid of bullets and wants to answer the door?”

“Please stop sexualizing my lobster.”

“Whatever their half-baked plans are, we need to make sure they don’t interfere with our own half-baked plans – otherwise we’ll all end up with quarter-baked plans, and that’s practically raw.”

“Can I put my lion steak in your icebox?”

“Did somebody explode in here?”

“Well, that’s just great, we lost our ass again.”

“No, I do not want to be doused in acid!”

“My colon is full of sword-spiders, I hate this place.”

“I’m NOT seducing the bats, I’m seducing the cave!”

“I don’t want to die without putting out as much as I possibly can.”

[askmemehoard-blog]

texts from last night meme 2 (nsfw)

[text]: THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD

[text]: I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.

[text]: I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.

[text]: the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?

[text]: He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look

[text]: I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.

[text]: Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?

[text]: Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex

[text]: was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??

[text]: They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.

[text]: New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.

[text]: Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.

[text]: its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight

[text]: I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life

[text]: At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.

[text]: It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.

[text]: You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.

[text]: 'go have sex with her' does not count as wingman

[text]: someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless

[text]: You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

[text]: Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you

[text]: Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?

[text]: Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??

[text]: You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.

[text]: Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation

[wapiswazuwi-deactivated20150826]

My Starter List

SEND ME:

☎  For a phone call from my muse about a random subject.

♨  And my muse will be a waitress/waiter at a coffee shop

♔  And your character is a prince/princess/ruler and mine is their servant (send me two and the reverse is true)

♜  for our characters to argue about something.

☂  For our characters to share an umbrella in the rain.

☁  For your character to be busy with something, and my character to be busy trying to distract yours.

★ For our muses to be stargazing

♡  For my muse to write your muse a love letter.

↳  For a wrong text from my muse.

♫  And our muses will go to karaoke together.

☻ For a first meeting between our muses.

✖  For my muse to die in the arms of yours (send two and the reverse is true)

✿  For my muse to place a flower crown on your muse’s head.

❢  For my muse to come out about something to yours.

❄️  For my muse to throw a snowball at yours. Send two and my muse will react to having one thrown at them!

♀  For my muse’s reaction to having to wear a dress.

♂  For my muse’s reaction to having to wear a tux.

ღ  For my muse to drink a love potion and fall in love with yours… For two days.

✦  And our muses are in the Avatar: The Last Air Bender world.

❂  For our muses to be handcuffed together.

∞  And our muses are sitting under the mistletoe!

[rpthemmemes]

Call 1-800- How’s My RP

[askmemehoard-blog]

rpthemmemes:

Anonymously or not tell me how’s my rp? Be brutally honest.

[askmemehoard-blog]

Touch my muse! Touching is a quiet way of conveying your feelings, so tell me how you feel with your touch!

Top of head: Sibling affection/parental affection

Hair: Yearning

Ear: "I want you to hear me out."

Nose: "You're so cute."

Cheek: "I want to tell you I love you."/Deep affection/Devotion

Neck: Dislike/Hate/Disdain

Shoulder: Worry/Concern for other/Fear

Waist: Possessiveness/"You are mine."

Over the heart: "I love you."

Butt: Sexual attractiveness/lust

Hip: Interest

Back: Wanting to kill/will betray you one day

Stomach: Fun!/Silliness/"Wanna go cause some trouble?"

Forearm: Indifference/Don't particularly care for

Biceps: Aggravation/Irritation/"You are an idiot."

Fingers: Friendship/amicable

Wrist: Fear of losing you

Knee: "Don't worry, I'm here for you."

Chin: Beauty/attractiveness

Thigh: Sympathy/empathy

Calves: "I will cause you pain."

Feet: "I will serve you forever."/Deep devotion and and feelings of servitude/extreme fealty

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

Out of Context D&D Quote Starters:

Source

“EXCUSE YOU, I AM A HOT FAIRY.”

“I’ll kick a tree’s ass.”

“You should seduce the boat!”

“I killed a man today. In space. On a dragon. With a shovel.”

“Can I have flaming pistols?”

“No, you may not make a human centipede out of your army of 50 children.”

“Can I pay them money not to come near me?”

“I’m pretty sure fish don’t accept money.”

“I don’t know what we need to bleed on.”

“Let’s bleed on everything, just to be safe.”

“I’m going to go out on a limb and say we’re not going to solve this problem by bleeding on it.”

“Your ass is not a weapon you are proficient with.”

“That is the only dwarf ass I’m going to draw for you today.”

“Oh shit, I forgot the princess.”

“Did you just pull a gun out of your hair?”

“Who just carries spiders around in their pockets?!”

“He fought like he lived… Full of spears.”

“Ok, so there’s a lot of teeth in this water.”

“I’m not sure how to split a throne evenly. We all have a sitting schedule?”

“How many noses are going into this chicken?”

“We just turned a ritualistic orphan sacrifice chamber into a nightclub.”

“You started a cult!?”

“We need to give this guy a proper burial. After we loot his body. And take his teeth.”

“Yeah, he’s a ghost now. But I can punch ghosts, so it’s fine.”

“Have you ever seen a dragon choke on one hundred and thirty five orphans? Because you’re about to.”

“I can be responsible for my own severed leg, thank you.”

“Look, if I’m going to be a part of this Badger Cult, I expect career options!”

“I can’t believe you just pre-battle blazed it.”

“You lose the moral high ground after the second murder.”

 “I am literally dying for your sins right now! Do not fuck this up for me!”

“Summon the monkeys! They will be relevant!”

“What happens if you die in Hell?” “Double Hell.”

“Long term goal: we put your corpse on the airship.”

“Does it still count as ‘evil’ if I feel really bad about it?”

“Everyone is ambidextrous until proven otherwise.”

“You blew up the sun!”

“Hold my record player, I’m going in.”

“I have never tried to stab you in a combat situation!”

“Want to use my knife? It’s only been used for our own ritual blood-letting.”

“I’m not sure we can even beat a log right now. We must negotiate with it.”

[nightshade-the-demon-deactivate]

I want to _____ you.

[uncaging-the-chaos-deactivated2]

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

[eye4aye-blog]

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

[willemscream]

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

[dutchster]

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

[eerie-was-i-deactivated20250218]

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

*cautiously reblogs this*

[godmicheal]

Literally no one is gonna do this but wtf right?

[bunchofrpmemes]

The Janitor (Scrubs) Quotes starters

I’m gonna give you a nickname. How about Whiney Face?

I’m 100% not interested.

I don’t want to appear selfish, but stop what you’re doing and focus on me.

I do not owe you an explanation for that!

I feel like I ought to say no.

I’d like to be able to communicate with animals.

Gosh, there seems to be a lot of high-volume, overenthusiastic opinion-sharing going on today. I think I’ll join in.

You seem unhappy. I like that.

How depressing is it being you?

Who is this God everyone fears?

I’m not drunk.

You all look ridiculous.

I swear on my unborn fish-boy’s life, you will pay.

Don’t compare yourself to him. He’s better.

Look pal, if I wanted to sit and listen to someone yammer on about their lives, I’d be at my A.A. meeting right now.

Hey, you want to go clubbing tonight? And I don’t mean dancing.

I don’t believe in the moon. I think it’s just the back of the sun.

I’m a winner.

Don’t have kids.

Hey, come over here. I want to do stuff to you.

How’s therapy going?

You need to cry, let’s brainstorm. I could hit you over the head with the wrench, or I could stab you in the gut with the knife.

This is easy. It’s like drowning someone.

I once found a head in the storage room. Funny story, actually…

Good morning, loyal subjects!

Okay, let’s go look at dead people.

I’m kind of a favorite around here.

Taxidermy used to be kind a… hobby of mine. You know, ‘til the state took my license away.

I’m gonna give you a four-story atomic wedgie.

Well, “what doesn’t kill ya…”

Hey. Help me move this weekend.

Dammit, man, you cannot afford this.

Any other questions? Smart guy?

I heard from a reliable source that you want to live in dumpster. I can arrange that. Yep, I know just the right neighborhood.

I bet you don’t know how to play Jiggly Ball.

Okay, that doesn’t make any sense. And you are not funny.

I’m not prepared to operate on anyone!

I borrowed it from my brother. He’s a stripper.

Who’s ready for a pie break?

Once you got somebody’s driver’s license and a urine sample, you get just about anything.

Well, that’s not paint, that’s…pudding.

It’s no good to hide it from me, ‘cause I got keys to everything.

Let me put down my bag of rats and explain something to you…

I’m not happy with my uniform.

I like to pick one person and torment them relentlessly for no reason.

Heh, Photoshop, you can do anything.

I kissed a dude once. It was at furnace camp.

Listen, crash in my garage. I guarantee you there will not be another person in there.

Well, I hope you realize this means war.

Mopping time! Mopping time! It’s mopping time!

Hey, I’m wondering, what’s the story with steel wool? I mean, is it steel or is it wool? Make up your mind, steel wool. Are there iron sheep hopping around in Scotland?

I read their files. I read everybody’s files.

I would like to perform open-heart surgery.

I’ll be there. Just let me wash this, uh, glue off my hands.

Damn it. I’ve become predictable.

[askmemehoard-blog]

send me  ‘ hc ‘  + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.

[h0bbitberry]

send me ❛ fuckin’ nerd ❜ for this.

[askmemehoard-blog]

how my muse clicked with yours : immediately┆almost right away┆slowly┆after several interactions┆they haven’t  a thought my muse has about yours : a strange thought my muse has about yours : a thread/plot i’d like for our muses :  

[lilmisslydiamartin]

Recommend Me A Blog

[askmemehoard-blog]

Or two blogs. Or ten blogs.

Recommend to me who I should be RPing with - your favorite partner, a person who’s writing you think would compliment mine, a pairing you want to see happen.

Do it on anon, or do it off anon. Recommend yourself, or someone else.

Just let me know - who should I be RPing with?

[crimsondeath]

'captain america: the winter soldier' starter prompts

❝ On your left. ❞ ❝ Don’t say it. Don’t you say it. ❞ ❝ Need a medic? ❞ ❝ You should be ashamed of yourself. ❞ ❝ It’s your bed, right? ❞ ❝ You must miss the good old days, huh? ❞ ❝ I’ll put it on the list. ❞ ❝ I’m sure they have a good reason. ❞ ❝ Relax, it’s not that complicated. ❞ ❝ You doing anything fun Saturday night? ❞ ❝ You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she’d probably say yes. ❞ ❝ Too shy, or too scared? ❞ ❝ You seemed pretty helpless without me. ❞ ❝ You want to be a hero? Is that it? ❞ ❝ Well, this is awkward. ❞ ❝ I think that’s overstating things. ❞ ❝ You just can’t stop yourself from lying, can you? ❞ ❝ I’m not obliged to do anything. ❞ ❝ It’s called compartmentalisation. ❞ ❝ Nobody spills the secrets, because nobody knows them all. ❞ ❝ I do share. I’m nice like that. ❞ ❝ I thought the punishment usually came after the crime. ❞ ❝ We can’t afford to wait that long. ❞ ❝ This isn’t freedom, this is fear. ❞ ❝ For as long as I can remember, I just wanted to do what was right. ❞ ❝ You’re always so dramatic. ❞ ❝ The world has changed, and none of us can go back. ❞ ❝ Sometimes the best that we can do is to start over. ❞ ❝ I’m here to ask a favor. ❞ ❝ You lose someone? ❞ ❝ What makes you happy? ❞ ❝ If you want, you’re welcome to use my machine. Might be cheaper than the one in the basement. ❞ ❝ Well, I’ll keep my distance. ❞ ❝ I don’t remember giving you a key. ❞ ❝ My wife kicked me out. ❞ ❝ I didn’t know you were married. ❞ ❝ There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me. ❞ ❝ You’re a terrible liar. ❞ ❝ He told me not to trust anyone. ❞ ❝ Anyone gets in my way, they’re gonna regret it. ❞ ❝ It kind of feels personal. ❞ ❝ I only act like I know everything. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna ask you again. ❞ ❝ Bye-bye, bikinis. ❞ ❝ First rule of going on the run is don’t run, walk. ❞ ❝ My fiancé was just helping me with some honeymoon destinations. ❞ ❝ I have the exact same glasses. ❞ ❝ Shut up and put your arm around me. Laugh at something I said. ❞ ❝ Kiss me. ❞ ❝ Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable. ❞ ❝ I just wondered how much practice you’ve had. ❞ ❝ Nobody special, though? ❞ ❝ Believe it or not, it’s kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience. ❞ ❝ You just make something up. ❞ ❝ The truth is a matter of circumstance. ❞ ❝ That’s a tough way to live. ❞ ❝ You know, it’s kind of hard to trust someone, when you don’t know who that someone really is. ❞ ❝ Who do you want me to be? ❞ ❝ Who’s the girl? ❞ ❝ You need anything before I leave? ❞ ❝ Want some milk? ❞ ❝ I thought I knew whose lies I was telling, but I guess I can’t tell the difference anymore. ❞ ❝ There’s a chance you might be in the wrong business. ❞ ❝ If it was down to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it? ❞ ❝ I hear the crab cakes here are delicious. ❞ ❝ That is a terrible, terrible idea. ❞ ❝ I wasn’t sure who to trust. ❞ ❝ Your work has been a gift to mankind. ❞ ❝ You shaped the century. ❞ ❝ Society’s at a tipping point between order and chaos. ❞ ❝ If you don’t do your part, I can’t do mine. ❞ ❝ See, it’s stuff like this that gives me trust issues. ❞ ❝ I just kind of wanted to be alone. ❞ ❝ We can put the couch cushions on the floor like when we were kids. ❞ ❝ I’m with you to the end of the line, pal. ❞ ❝ I don’t know if I can do that. ❞ ❝ I think it’s time you know the truth. ❞ ❝ The price of freedom is high. ❞ ❝ Did you write that down first, or was it off the top of your head? ❞ ❝ You smug son of a bitch. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, did I step on your moment? ❞ ❝ Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you as you really are? ❞ ❝ Did you get my flowers? ❞ ❝ You’re the best and the most ruthless person I ever met. ❞ ❝ You know, you’re a lot heavier than you look. ❞ ❝ I had a big breakfast. ❞ ❝ Please don’t make me do this. ❞ ❝ Unless you want a two-inch hole in your sternum, I’d put that gun down. ❞ ❝ This is gonna hurt. ❞ ❝ Man, shut the hell up. ❞ ❝ You know, there was a time I would’ve taken a bullet for you. ❞ ❝ You’re out of your depth, kid. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna fight you. ❞ ❝ You’re my friend. ❞ ❝ You’re not going to put me in a prison. ❞ ❝ You’ll know where to find me. ❞ ❝ I’m headed to Europe tonight, Wanted to ask if you’d come. ❞ ❝ You might not want to pull on that thread. ❞ ❝ This is the age of miracles. ❞ ❝ There’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. ❞

[angstmemes]

Basic Angst Starters

because sometimes what’s left to the imagination is much more terrifying.

“Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.” “I just heard something… Something bad…” “Why didn’t you tell me about this?!” “What’s all this blood?!” “Will you tell me what the fuck is going on?” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “You should probably sit down for this.” “Please tell me you forgive me!” “I can’t live without you!” “Oh god, It was a mistake coming here… I’m sure of it.” “What the hell happened to you?!” “Where have you been?! I’ve been waiting for hours!” “You promised you wouldn’t do this anymore!” “I knew not to trust you!” “What’s that in your bag…? Is that–? Tell me it’s not!” “Is this what a dislocated shoulder feels like?!” “How could you do this to me?!” “Wake up! Wake up!!! You’re having a nightmare!” “I feel weird… what was in that drink…?” “I don’t want to leave you, but you’re not really giving me another option.” “Please… you’re scaring me…” “Ssh, I heard something again. How aren’t you hearing it? It was loud… and getting closer.” “Are you okay in there? You’ve been so quiet.” “I came as soon as I could! Did he/she get to you already?” “I don’t know whether I want to do this. I don’t know whether I CAN do this.” “Do you remember anything?” “You have to tell me who did this to you!” “No, no, I’m not alright. I’m definitely not alright.” “What’s your fucking problem?!” “Are you crying?” “You’re freaking me out! Please calm down!” “I’m leaving. And I’m not intending to come back.” “You… are dying?” “Did you drink the whole bottle while tripping? Seriously?” “Do you have a deathwish or something? Jesus!” “Ever been held at gunpoint? Want to know what it feels like?” “Stop screaming! Shh, calm down! You have to keep quiet!” “When’s the last time you slept?”.

[grumblygardensarchive]

Guess How Much I Love You! A Meme.

Send me a ♥ if your character has romantic feelings for mine. Send me a ღ if your character has unrequited feelings for mine. Send me a ♠ if your character couldn’t live without mine. Send me a ☮ if your character thinks of mine as a friend. Send me a ✰ if your character thinks of mine as their best friend. Send me a ☼ if your character wants to snuggle with mine. Send me a ⌛ if your character wants to kiss mine. Send me a ➳ if your character has thought dirty thoughts about mine. Send me a ✖ if your character has thought dirty thoughts about mine and thoroughly enjoyed them. Send me a ϟ if your character hates mine. Send me a ☠ if your characters wants to push mine off a cliff.

[askmemehoard-blog]

STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!

“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”

“I had good intentions, I did it for a reason.”

“We’re done. I’m done. This ends right now. You’re a monster.”

“I trusted you!”

“Is that supposed to scare me?”

“Put the knife down.”

“You were right. As per usual.”

“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”

“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”

“Why protect my reputation? I’m a dead man either way.”

“You think you know me, as others think they know you.”

“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”

“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”

“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”

“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”

“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”

“I was prepared for anything, except for what ensued.”

“The story lingers on, but the version that is drawn is twisted,.”

“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”

“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”

“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”

“There are two sides to every story.”

“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”

“What made me think that I could get away with such a plot?”

“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”

“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”

“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”

“I’ll never be a hero.”

“How much money do you have on you?”

“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”

“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”

“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”

“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”

“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”

“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”

“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”

“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”

“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”

“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”

“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”

“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”

“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”

“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”

“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”

“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”

“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”

“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”

“My dog licks better than you do.”

“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”

“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”

“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”

“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”

“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”

“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”

“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”

“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”

“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”

“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”

“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”

“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”

“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”

“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”

“What is that!?”

“Oh my god, were you shot!?”

“Give me the gun. Now.”

“Hello? Anyone in there?”

FOR TEXTERS;

[text] This is upsetting.

[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.

[text] She said that to you? Why?

[text] Please come back. I miss you.

[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?

[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.

[text] …did you just send me a nude?

[text] I don’t know why I said that.

[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.

[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.

[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?

[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.

[text] Please. I need this so badly.

[text] I trust you completely.

[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.

[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.

[text] She lost it. She completely lost it.

[text] Please? I love you.

[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.

[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.

[text] I never meant to hurt you.

[text] You’re cute.

[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.

[text] Fuck off.

[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.

[text] Why should I believe you?