just a fish out of water :o

This is a Mermaid!John Egbert blog. In this blog, John is a mermaid who was discovered by the Strider brothers, and claims to be from a kingdom far far away. This is a very self indulgent blog, so to warn you there will be shippy stuff.

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Can you please update? I miss this blog :0(

i don't get any asks! and the internet reception is terrible underwater. ):

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((Wait, so are you closing the blog down?))

Noooooooooo but the storyline is null now))

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YOU KNO WHAT SCREW PLOT))

BACK TO THE OCEAN WITH YOU JOHNATHAN))

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If you’re up to it, go ahead and ask me something.

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roses are red

my tail is blue

have a great day

because fuck being sad that sucks.

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so john can you turn other people into mermaids if you can can you try to turn me into one as a demonstration

besides, a lot of things can go wrong. and im not getting in trouble.

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this is just a generalization, though. there are plenty of other "mermaids" under the sea that arent like the people i used to live with. :/ adults are basically teens but really old, haha!

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TG: hes a bro john dont block him now EB: but what *is* he? TG: shhhh

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be a lil' more specific about what you want to know and i'll tell you almost anything. almost.

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((LOUD SQUEALING YOUR ART IS SO CUTE!!!!))

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TG: dude stop messing around with my camera its gonna fall into your oversized kiddie pool EB: whatever dave! i gotta look cool somehow! EB: ask me some questions, okay?

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((Refs))