Klaviers and Kristophs

Hello! This blog is runned by a 24/7 drunken weaboo. I practically post nothing, but rebloging anything that makes laugh and cry! …Have fun!

[the-art-of-destruction]

Reblog if you didn't skip the Ninth Doctor

[horrorchestra]

Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you're still a unicorn.

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Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.

^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!

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the comment of perfection

[mcrissa]

this game is gonna be great. 

[lesbianraze]

When I first joined Tumblr:

Now:

[whateversebastian]

teacher: what did you do this summer?

me: I went on a safari

i started jogging:

i started seeing somebody:

i started to garden:

i joined a band:

and i got a job! 

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The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

[cold-knees]

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

[jazzman8675309-deactivated20130]

Bam! Omg I’m dying

[jazzman8675309-deactivated20130]

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

[tinycartridge]

New Nintendo 3DS and XL ⊟

Just when you thought this week couldn’t get any wilder, Nintendo goes and reveals a new 3DS and XL model for Japan. Europe will also receive the new portables next year, according to CVG. If we get a U.S. release date, I expect it to be for 2015.

The new line also has a new stick-ish button on the right side that replaces the need for a Circle Pad Pro, a more powerful CPU, improved 3D viewing angles, Super Famicom-esque colored ABXY buttons, two additional shoulder buttons, NFC support (for Amiibos!), improved battery life (up to 7 hours) and a replaceable battery, and HTML5 support for the built-in browser. It also now uses Micro SDs instead of SD cards. Check out the removable back!

The standard system features a 3.88-inch top screen (compared to the 3.53-inch top screen in the original 3DS), while the new XL screen is the same as the old one at 4.88 inches. Both release in Japan on October 11, alongside a new set of charging docks. The standard edition 3DS comes in White or Black for ¥16000 ($154), while the XL in White or Blue will go for ¥18800 ($181).

Images via Inside Games and Volotaire!

BUY Nintendo 2DS & 3DS/XL, upcoming games

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Haruka Nanase Hair-Flip Appreciation Post.

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BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

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Name:  Gender: Height: Orientation: Age: Eye Color:  Hair Color: Smoking?:  Drinking?: Drugs?: Job: Favorite Color: Favorite Band: Siblings: Tattoos?: Favorite Book?: Perfect Date: Hobbies: Why should I pick you?: Why do you even want to date me?:

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

[starryeyed-cat]

Do it

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Famous Viners?

[eziocauthon89]

[acoustiphobia]

thomas sanders and lele pons are the only ones that matter

[ilikefancysocks-blog]

No, just Thomas

[all1sees]

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

[qurioq]

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

[averagedopeydope]

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

[my-little-mod-blog]

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

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when they say youre too old for disney

[vthebookworm-deactivated2015060]

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

[robertdowneyjjr]

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

[each-our-own-devil]

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

[guy]

i hope betty white lives forever

[spookygoo]

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

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Visit Original Link

[metalhearted]

today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

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