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| She/They | 29 | UK | #mine is my OP tag |

[cold-knees]

Other places you can find me online under here ⬇️

Bluesky: coldknees Pinterest: cold_knees Mastodon: coldknees Pillowfort: coldknees

Most of these are inactive atm, but if tumblr dies I'm sure I'll end up on one of them.

[holofrankenstein]

Me, trying to explain Red Dwarf to my best friend: So, imagine doomed yaoi, but like 3 million years later in deep space

[fairycosmos]

😭

[tekabecca114]

I always forget online gaming communities are Like That sometimes.

[bunnywoman]

deep down you know june is actually going to feel like this. put down the poem excerpts

[apolladay]

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended onJun 3

[heliophile-oxon]

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

[sufficientlylargen]

Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.

If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[syrenki]

there is something within me that i would like removed

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[septiktank]

I wish there was a way to add a note to an account when you block it so if you stumble upon a blocked blog later into the future you have a short reminder whether they were a nazi or were just posting too many memes in a tag that I found unfunny

[vile-things]

[fairycosmos]

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

[zorbakpants]

Hey! Hey you!

Do you live in the UK? Are you not the worst person you know?

Then consider writing to your MP about the current anti-trans guidelines they want to enforce!

That too much effort? No it's not. Here's a link to literally do it for you:

EDM 240 / prayer motion is live. Your MP needs to sign it. Two taps via the coalition tool.

[openthefobwatch]

What you need to understand about the Rimster dom/sub dynamic is that for Rimmer having sex is just a pretext for being authoritative and for Lister being submissive is just a pretext for having sex

[genderqueerpositivity]

(Image description: 10 pride flags with text that says "Queer kids deserve safety, support, and acceptance." in white and black text. The flags are the original Baker rainbow, intersex, aromantic, asexual, bisexual, pansexual, sapphic, lesbian, gay man, and abrosexual flags.)