Morton Koopa Jr.

"The gold truth of the matter is, this turtle is only afraid of one thing, and it's one thing you haven't got, buddy!"

[saltycatfish]

[askmortonkoopajr]

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4779591

[askmortonkoopajr]

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4695479

[dani-k-k]

Morton Koopa Jr.

[askmortonkoopajr]

Wendy pushes a cow up to Morton's door, "Hey bro! I got you something, you can milk it or eat it, or both. Er-- happy Morton Day!"

“Hey thanks!  I can have tender juicy steaks, then gallop around the castle, and finish the day off with a cold, tall glass of milk.  You and me are going to be best buds forever, Bessie!”

[lanmower]

Silly Morton, You’re not a ninja.

[royabilly]

I can still see you, Morts…

[askmortonkoopajr]

That's because I forgot to close my eyes.

[askmortonkoopajr]

"And just why can’t gay people have children?  Are you being prejudiced?"

[douchebagvonkoopa]

No.

I was just not aware that genetic traits are commonly passed through adoption.

[askmortonkoopajr]

"I didn't say anything about adoption.  But answer me this, why are you so certain that I am gay?  Did you ever even ask me?  I could just as easily be bi or even, dare I say it, straight.  Anyway, in my book that is known as being prejudicial."

[pokeysmashingkoopa]

"What’s the fuss about another me around here?"

[talkativekoopa]

Mervin looked up to his Dad and said, “Hi Dad! What’s going on? Anything new in general?”

[askmortonkoopajr]

"Wait, just how many mes of me are there?  ...  Oh... Dad?  Am I a dad now?  Or is he?  It's too early for this........."

[douchebagvonkoopa]

talkativekoopa reblogged your post and added:

"Oh trust me, it gets crrrrrrrrazy in family…

Okay. No. Wait. Wait. Wait a damn second.

Did they invent some kind of weird medical advancements in the future? Because I was 100% certain, this entire time, that Morton was gay. Explain your witchcraft.

[askmortonkoopajr]

"And just why can't gay people have children?  Are you being prejudiced?"

[fuckyeahwendykoopa]

the other 4 little koopalings by Nintendrawer

[tatsucom]

TAAAAAY-TAAAAAY!

(A quick doodle of my precious baby from MK8! Don’t know if he really says “Tay” instead of “Yay” when he wins)

[edderzz]

One more Koopaling for tonight. Morton!

[fuckyeahwendykoopa]

新年あけましておめでとうございます！（その２） by ロイ＠活動凍結中

[askwendyokoopa]

"I don’t mean to tell you how to run your blog, brother dear… but I think you were supposed to wait for someone else to post.  Unless you’re proud of spending nights by yourself?"

[askmortonkoopajr]

Whatever happened to pokeysmashingkoopa?  It's like he was here one day and just quit the next...

[askmortonkoopajr]

((It’s only a side blog, people would have to talk to me or something if they wanted me to post…))

[askgoodandevil-blog]

(Aaaaah, I see. WELL WE NEED A MORTON JR AROUND THESE HERE MECHON PARTS, plus if ya want people to talk to Morton Jr, then I’ll gladly get Bowser over there tomorrow and then there’s the promo. I WILL PROMO THIS BLOG UNTIL IT IS DROWNED IN COOKIES!)

[askmortonkoopajr]

"Mmmmmmmm... coookiess..."

[scalyprinceling]

((Junior and Morton are literally the Super Junior Bros.))

[askgoodandevil-blog]

(Actually there is.

askmortonkoopajr

though I don’t see them on much.)

[askmortonkoopajr]

((It's only a side blog, people would have to talk to me or something if they wanted me to post...))