Morton Koopa Jr.

"Hey there punks! Glad you can stop by at my room, it's quite my style if you know what I mean..oh, and my name is Morton koopa, I'm the brawn around this castle, I can smash one of your heads open if I wanted to!" // Indie Roleplay blog for Morton Koopa Jr. from the Mario franchise, Morton does not want any M!A because he's scared of losing he's muscle and looks.. Also Roleplays Big Mouth koopa from the series..

[weheartnintendo]

[musicalhog]

[pokeysmashingkoopa]

"What’s the fuss about another me around here?"

[talkativekoopa]

Mervin looked up to his Dad and said, “Hi Dad! What’s going on? Anything new in general?”

[pokeysmashingkoopa]

"Wait, I have a son?! Already!? How is this even possible?!"

[pokeysmashingkoopa]

"That's probably because you take after, and are named after me. I'm Morton Koopa, senior that is."

"Man, talk about so many Koopas around the Kingdom.."

[nicocw-deactivated20210706]

Here, I gave the Mario Kart 8 stages more appropriate names.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Invisible Bicycles

[bestnatesmithever]

Last one made me spit.

[busiest]

im laughing really hard omfg

[mrcreepypasta]

[pokeysmashingkoopa]

"Poyo?"

"Huh..? What the heck is a Poyo?"

[pokeysmashingkoopa]

"How's my namesake been handling himself?"

"You look awfully familiar, you just look like me almost. But yea, I've been well lately.."

[thefantasticfungus-blog-blog]

"Well well, if it isn't my favourite squeak toy for the Chain Chomps, they are hungry for you fungus, maybe a mushroom stu would be quite a treat to them, maybe I could turn you into a chicken and see what flavour you are." Big Mouth blabbed out with words coming from his mouth, every word made the mushroom stressed out with him, he still droned on and on about stuff that hardly made any sense.

[ ► ]  —

The fear he once felt disappeared as the loudmouthed Koopa prattled on.  Toad impatiently tapped his foot, awaiting the end of this one-sided conversation.

How could he think of so many things to say?  His brain must be a dictionary or thesaurus or whatever.  Too bad that trap of his doesn’t have an off switch.

Finally he had enough and needed to put a stop to it.  ”Alright, I get it!  Ya want to get rid of me.  I’m not goin’ to let that happen though!”

[pokeysmashingkoopa]

"Sooner or later King Dad is gonna get what he wants from you guys, and from the looks of this situation, the Mario Brothers don't seem to be around to protect you, what's a guy like you gonna do against my magic wand? I'll turn you into a dog, just like what dad did with Prince Hugo!" The Koopa then pulled out his wand and aimed it at his target, but he didn't wanna pull this off just yet, he wanted to see what the mushroom would do to defend himself.

[desertofiore-deactivated2018122]

Hey Daisy did you know Luigi's crossdressed as Peach before?

"Yeah."

"Is this the part where I’m supposed to be shocked or….?"

[light-and-dark-prognosticus-dea]

"D-don’t get the wrong idea! I-it was to save Mario and the Princess!"

[thefantasticfungus-blog-blog]

[ ► ]  —

"Save ‘em…by  dressin’ up as a princess?  That makes no sense, plumber dude.”

[pokeysmashingkoopa]

"...."

[antifeature-blog]

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

[hiccupsapprentice]

OOFFF COOOOURRSSSEEE IIITTTSSS AAANNNN OOORRAAANNGGEEE III JUUUSSSTTT TOOOOLLLDDD YOOOUUUU IIIITTTSSS AAANNNN OOORRRAAAANNGGGEEEEE

[pokeysmashingkoopa]

Mario: Big Mouth and Morton. It's-a been a while, especially you Big Mouth.

“Why me? Wasn’t this brute busy dealing with you no for good plumbers, eating spaghetti and fixing pipes, always bothers me with the plungers and the smell, gets me into a rage seeing you guys ju——”

"SHUT UP YOU BRAT, Talking is just gonna get me more anger anger just by the minute, and the looks of it the clock has just started ticking. And please tell me I’m not that annoying as a kid.."

[pokeysmashingkoopa]

"I know what you punks are saying right now "Where was the big Morton Koopa guy at"? Well let's just say there were some things I had to do in life, don't worry, I'm back for more!"

[pokeysmashingkoopa]

"It is I, the one and only, the great and powerful, Big Mouth Koopa! Back for more and here to destroy the red, fat and smelly plumber with all my might and strength, it is my duty for King Dad to be proud and great flu for to---"

"OH, WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP?!"

"Your a much bigger mouth talker than me.."

[pokeysmashingkoopa]

"Hey there Morton, I see your still you after a long time..."

"Hey look, it's King "Boob", I haven't seen your kind in like, forever.."

[pokeysmashingkoopa]

What are your thoughts on Toad?

"You mean the little guy with the weird mushroom hat? He wouldn't go well on my pizza any day.."