John Adams

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ok fine ill use proper grammar

did you know your fellow congressmen like DICK as in theCOCK as in PENISES as in PHALLUMS

No, I did not know this, because it is not true. Who are you to make such outlandish claims about the men who make decisions of your nation? Your behaviour is a nauseate and it is repulsing. You stand out of line. Do not make such claims if you cannot back them up. These are the actions of a cowardly man.

Your obedient servant,

J. A

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i think jefferson is into you mr adams

Dear Anonymous,

I don't see any justification as to why you would think that. If you are really so infallible of these unsightly claims you are making, you’d do well to make yourself known. I don't see Mr. Jefferson being into anyone but his wife.

Your Obedient Servant,

J. Adams

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ADAMS ARE YOU A FAGGOTY ES ORNO

Dear Anonymous,

I will cite this time and time again, no, I am not. Is that the only metier you oversee me for?

J. Adams

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have you ever kissed mr rutkedge

Dear Anonymous,

No, I have never kissed Mr Rutledge, nor do I want to or will I in the future. The only one I shall be kissing is my wife, Abigail, who you would do well to remember I am happily married to.

J. Adams

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didnyou know your fellow congressmen like DICO

Dear Anonymous,

I didn't know that my fellow congressmen particularly liked 'DICO' so much. I suppose it would make sense, seen as though some congressmen have studied, and I, myself, are proficient in Latin.

Your Obedient servant,

J. Adams

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johny hve u ever watched gay people kiss

Are these truly the most trivial, important, and mind-boggling questions the public needs to ask? No, I have never watched homosexual people kiss. I'm glad I can clear that up for you, given that you're desperate to know.

Have.

Your obedient servant,

J.A

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mr adams are you gay😳

Dear Anonymous,

I consider myself quite gay, at least at this present moment. Though, that may be subject to change, I suspect, right as I step into the chambers of our continental Congress.

Your obedient servant,

J.Adams

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bend it ocer and smack it from the BACK adamssssz

Dear Anonymous,

You are either very bold or dim-witted, though I think the latter. You cannot spell 'over', so I'd suggest you come back when you've learned how to do that. As for the smacking, if you weren't anonymous, that's what you'd discover would happen around your head.

Your obedient servant,

J. Adams(z)