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Osomatsu-san Ask Blog Birthday Gift Exchange
(( Since the Matsus’ birthdays are coming up on May 24th, I wanted to do something special, so I had an idea!
Since all of the brothers share the same birthday, what if they did another gift exchange on the 24th? And what if the Matsu ask blogs did that as well?!
PLEASE READ THESE RULES AND INSTRUCTIONS. I KNOW THAT THEY’RE LONG BUT THEY’RE VERY IMPORTANT!!!
So, here’s the idea: If you have an ask blog for a Matsuno brother, you may draw a picture of a birthday gift for your character’s exchange and reblog this post only once. Only reblog if you know that you are participating. RP blogs may also join in, as long as they make some sort of artwork for the gift. Submit in picture form only. No writing your gift in text of copying pictures online. The picture of the gift that you make does not have to be complicated. These gifts are from the Matsunos, so they can be as shitty as you want them to be, as long as you are following the rules and making them in some sort of image form yourself. You do not have to have the gift finished before you reblog this, but please have something in mind first, at least! (And please make sure that you will actually be able to give your gift on the due date!)
The last day to reblog will be on May 22, 12:00 AM PST. After that time, I will randomly assign each participant a blog to submit their gift to. On May 24th, you may send your assigned blog the gift through their submit box. Remember to draw your gift before you’ve been assigned a blog. You shouldn’t know who your gift is going to. Also, keep your submit box open. If your submit is not open by May 22, then you will not be included in the gift exchange. I will tell you who to send your gift to either via ask box or IM box.
Because the sextuplets don’t always have the best taste in gifts, some participants may be sensitive to the content given by other participants. To prevent this from happening, if you have any triggers or any content that you’re uncomfortable with, you should write them in the tags, starting with “I don’t want:”. (Ex: I don’t want:, Gore, drugs, nsfw, blmatsu, etc.). If you think your gift might have something triggering in it, label it with, “I have:” (Ex: I have: gore, nsfw, blmatsu, etc.). If you change what gift you are making, please update your tags on the one reblog you have made. I will make sure that no one is paired up with someone who wouldn’t want their gift, and I will also list any of the receiver’s triggers to the sender a day in advance in case their gift contains something that they didn’t think about.
One more thing: Keep in mind that this is an IN CHARACTER gift exchange between the Matsuno sextuplets. The Girlymatsus may also join since they are often considered female versions of the Matsunos. If your blog has multiple Matsunos, only choose ONE to give a gift. This will make things less complicated. I’m sorry if some other Osomatsu-san ask blogs feel left out. You can still send ask blogs birthday gifts on your own if you wish. Just don’t expect anything in return. Some blogs may receive a doppelgänger blog, which is all part of the fun, so don’t worry! Other than that, make sure your character is giving something that they would give rather than what you would give. If you have any other questions about this, please IM me on this blog.
(Mun apologizes for making the rules so lengthy. She did not realize she would have to explain so many rules in order to ensure that this goes well. She’s very excited to make this work, though!)
EDIT: If your ask blog is a side blog, you will have to specify which ask blog that you are.))
((Last day to join in! Reminder that your submit box should be open!))
Ichimatsu nii-san!
Would you like to play baseball with me? We haven’t played in a while!
@trashmatsu-san
@askmusclematsu
Who is the baseball now, zansu?
I’ll kill you with baseball! BOEH! BOEH!
Nii-san! This is a hard game of hide and seek, and your motorcycle is really fast! But! BUT! I'm gonna find you! I'm sure of it! I'm really good at finding stuff!
@askmusclematsu @ask-thenumberone-trashcan
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Karamatsu nii-san? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in K9 police dog training, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on smuggling rings, and I have over 300 confirmed rescues. I am trained in trailing and I’m the top police dog in all of Japan. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will find your position out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak the scent of Linda, your different colognes, and your personal smell are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that brings together the important little thing you call your family. You’re fucking found, nii-san. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can find you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just using my eyes to track your ground disturbance. Not only am I extensively trained in scent discrimination, but I have obedience training and I will use it to its full extent to politely find your miserable ass that’s disappeared off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will lick all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking found, Karamatsu.
@askmusclematsu
Karamatsu nii=-san what is going oh who is that nii-san you’re bleadding
i’m coming niisantahsdfs not showa paint hatt’s real
i’m sorry niisan ididn’t know
Can you reblog/like this if you don't mind late responses
What I mean by this is if I become really busy and can’t respond to all of my rps, I want to know that it’s okay that I respond when I have the time. Some people easily lose interest in threads and will drop them if they become too old, which is why I’d like to know who is okay with me responding whenever.
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Delicious nii-san! Though, you need to work on your aim a bit better!
Well, that’s not so bad!
… you have more sin than me, Jyushimatsu.
Eh!? EH!? REALLY!?
Ahh… That…
Mine… is a lot larger, too…
OK! GONNA TRY WITH MY USERNAME! Ichimatsu used his username, so maybe mine will be lower with my username!
I
I CAN
...
*he can not explain.*
Well, that’s not so bad!
“That is too high, it should be zero.”
Aha! Yeah, that’s right, nii-san!
“Wait, are you hiding something Jyushimatsu?” he asked.
No, of course not!
Oh, hey, nii-san!
Do you wanna go sing on the rooftop!? I got a kazoo, so I can play with you too!
Well, that’s not so bad!
“That is too high, it should be zero.”
Aha! Yeah, that’s right, nii-san!
Well, that’s not so bad!
… you have more sin than me, Jyushimatsu.
Eh!? EH!? REALLY!?
Ahh… That…
Mine… is a lot larger, too…
OK! GONNA TRY WITH MY USERNAME! Ichimatsu used his username, so maybe mine will be lower with my username!
Well, that’s not so bad!
… you have more sin than me, Jyushimatsu.
Eh!? EH!? REALLY!?
Ahh... That...
Mine... is a lot larger, too...
Send me instructions you would give someone on “How to Care For” my muse.
On or off anon, come and tell me how you think my muse is best taken care of.
Well, that’s not so bad!
*Jyushimatsu draws on Oso's right hand, doodling little faces on the fingertips.* Look look! There's Karamatsu nii-san, and this one's Choromatsu nii-san, and this is Ichi nii-san! You can tell because it's ichi, nii, san! *He laughs. He is the best at puns.* And this one's me!! And this last one is Totty!
*kokoro is doki doking* oh my god *hugs* you’re too precious
(( I also drew the thing
There was literally no reason for this; I just really wanted to draw it. I forgot to fix Kara’s face though, whoops. OH WELL. ))
reblog if i can message you and awkwardly make conversation with you so we can become best friends
"Jyushimatsu, want to go feed cats with me?" [ ichi ]
“Sure! Let’s go Ichimatsu nii-san! Are we going now?!” Jyushimatsu hops up from the floor, ready to go.