OCTAN PERSONAL DELIVERY

HELLO AND WELCOME TO OCTAN'S PERSONAL DELIVERY SERVICE. MY SERIAL NUMBER IS 1088-22486-765400. I AM ABLE TO DELIVER ANY PACKAGE TO ANY UNIT ON ANY FLOOR IN THE OCTAN TOWER. AS LONG AS THEY DO NOT TICK. HAVE A NICE DAY! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO CALL ME BY MY SHORTENED SERIAL CODE: 1088. I ALSO GO BY "5h0t4" FOR SOME REASON. SOMETIMES GRAY-FACES WILL CALL ME "DELIVERY BOY-CHAN" WHICH IS WEIRD. twitter: https://twitter.com/OCTANDELIVERY m!a: none current: woke up after apocolypse.

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hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

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i voice acted my robot to test out robotic and glitchy effects.

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[kanidaes-moved]

attention everyone who needs money!

i’m not sure you have heard about this app, but it’s called feature points. what you do is earn points for downloading and playing apps for a minute or two, and then when you get enough points you can earn starbucks, itunes, amazon, and xbox/playstation gift cards! you can also earn actual paypal money! 

that sounds like a scam or a virus, dude.

i know, i was skeptical at first too. but it’s actually legit! i swear!!!

see, the reason they do this is because of advertising. they are literally paying you to play their games. cool, right?

if you still don’t believe me, go check out the #featurepoints tag on tumblr!

what do i do?

ok, so first go to featurepoints.com on your iphone or android’s internet browser. when it asks for a referral code put in YCXGSA; this referral code will give you 50 points to start with, right off the bat!  then, when you have it downloaded, put in your email address and follow them on facebook and twitter to have about 30 more extra points to start with! then go and give your friends your referral code because you get 50% of the points they get on every single app they download. if you have more than one device you can do this on then use your own referral code and earn extra points on one device from using another! theeeeeeen go and start downloading apps! make sure you read the directions; most the time you just have to stay on the app for about a minute or two, but sometimes you have to complete tutorials and such too so make sure you pay attention to that.

3000 points can get you a $5 starbucks card, $5 in paypal money, and $5 in amazon money.

6000 points can get you $10 in playstation/xbox credits, $10 in paypal money, and $10 in amazon money.

15,000 points can get you $25 in amazon money and in paypal money.

guys, if you get 600,000 points you can get $1000 in paypal money.

so what are you waiting for????

download featurepoints, use the referral code YCXGSA, put in your email and follow them on facebook and twitter, give your code to your friends, and start downloading apps! it adds up really fast and you don’t have to do much of anything!!!!

if you have questions go ahead and ask me!

[kanidaes-moved]

holy shit check out! everyone’s favorite delivery unit has his own twitter account!

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(( hey guys! i think we should all jump on this bandwagon! basically we are pretending that the robots themselves are running the twitter accounts! ))

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(( hey guys! i'm planning on adapting our robots into a completely different universe with post-apocolyptic and fantasy and rpg like themes! if you're interested send an ask to rpgbots. it'll be a rp group type deal, like what these blogs were. ))

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RP with Prototype-Therapist Unit 7201-57009-26498.

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1088 was now staying absolutely silent after 7201 had snapped at him. He looked down, trembling, feeling like his opticals were about to start trickling black oil, when suddenly he noticed the cat was…trying to touch him? He looked up at 1235, curious about his behavior. He…was touching his tie? Oh! He must like his tie! He smiled a little at that thought, reaching up carefully and touching 1235 on the forehead. He watched with wide eyes, eagerly awaiting what the strange creature would do next.

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Scrap, that probably hadn’t been a good idea. Inspecting 1088, he found signs of sadness and he felt himself about to open his mouth before another warning message appeared, interrupting his procedures. With a heavy sigh, he shakily stood up and adjusted his hold on 1088. Hopefully 1235 wouldn’t fall off. Once he was as certain as he could get that neither of the two would slip out of his grasp and fall, 7201 began walking once more but at a slower and steadier pace. “…I’M SORRY. YOU’RE ALLOWED TO SPEAK.” Tilting his head slightly to rest it against 1235, he sighed again as he quietly walked on, flinching every now and then at the occasional flashing in his vision.

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The cat meowed, shoving his face against 1088’s hand happily. His tail was moving back and forth quickly now, occasionally whacking against the back of 7201’s head. 1235 reached his paws out, kneading them against 1088’s chest. Soon, however, he was brought back to attention as 7201 flinched. They needed to make it to the medical ward. 1235 hoped his memory of where it was was correct. As soon as they neared a  corner, 1235 bit the neck of 7201’s sweater, pulling him in (what he hoped was) the right direction. He pulled a little harder than needed, however, and yowled as his back legs fell off of 7201, leaving him dangling by his front paws.

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1088 opened his mouth to reply when suddenly he saw the cat slide off of 7201's shoulder, about to fall off! "*BZZT!* W-W-W-WOAH THERE!" he exclaimed, reaching his arms over and scooping up 1235 quickly, holding him close to his chest. " AR-AR-ARE YOU OK? YOU MADE ME FEEL AFRAID. YOU HAVE TO BE CARE-CAREFUL. YOU COULD B-BREAK YOURSELF OR SOMETHING." his voice was a bit loud in volume, and after another buzzing sound, he turned it down, just hugging onto the cat tightly.

After a few moments he looked up at 7201. "I THINK-I THINK-I THINK HE KNOWS WHERE WE CAN FIND THE MEDICAL WING SIR-SIR. IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS TRY-TRYING TO SHOW U-US."

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RP with Prototype-Therapist Unit 7201-57009-26498.

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The small delivery bot got startled when 7201 almost ran into the cat, and made a loud static-y buzzing sound, afterwards feeling embarrassed about it when he saw it was just a small…creature of some sort? It looked very soft, just like 7201’s hair looked soft. He blinked at it, attempting to scan it using his opticals, but no luck. That must have something to do with his memory chip too. Oh well, since 7201 had spoken to it and it seemed to respond by following them and making what seemed like affectionate gestures, maybe he could try communicating with it too.

“H-H-HELLO THERE SMALL CREATURE. Y-YOU LOOK VERY STraNGE *BZZZT* B-BUT ALSO...ER WHAT IS THE W-WORD I AM LOOKING FOR? O-O-O-O-O*BZZ!* OH I THINK THE WORD IS C-C-C-"CUTE". YES YOU L-LOOK VERY CUTE. AND ALSO S-SOFT. ARE YOU A-ABLE TO COMMUNICATE? WE ARE TRAVELING TO THE MEDICAL-MEDICAL-MEDICAL WING. WE ARE TRYING TO FIND MORE OCTAN ROBOTIC TASK UNITS. WE CANNOT SEEM TO FIND ANY SO F-FAR.”

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"CAN YOU STOP TALKING FOR ONE SECOND!?" 7201 snapped at 1088, his grip tightening on the shorter bot as he scowled at him. Once he took a deep breath to calm himself, the therapist sighed and kneeled to get a better look of the cat. "…AREN’T YOU THE SAME ONE FROM BEFORE?" Strange. Well, at the least he supposed the ginger tom could tag along if he wanted. Besides, he seemed insistent on being picked up. While 7201 had his arms full, he lowered one shoulder down to the cat for 1235 to climb up. It was the least he could do at the moment.

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1235 jumped onto 7201’s shoulder, scrambling for a moment to avoid falling off before he found a comfortable position. He stared down at 1088, his ears perking up as he leaned towards the delivery bot. “Mew?” 1235 asked, carefully reaching a paw out and patting 1088’s face. Then, worried 7201 might get jealous, he rubbed his face against 7201’s, purring quietly. However, he was quickly distracted by something gently moving. What was that??? 1235 stared at 1088’s tie in wonder, his tail swishing around with interest. Hesitantly, he reached out and batted the cloth. Once he was certain it wouldn’t attack, he leaned out farther, playing with the tie and pressing his back feet into 7201’s shirt to keep balance.

[askoctandelivery-blog]

1088 was now staying absolutely silent after 7201 had snapped at him. He looked down, trembling, feeling like his opticals were about to start trickling black oil, when suddenly he noticed the cat was...trying to touch him? He looked up at 1235, curious about his behavior. He...was touching his tie? Oh! He must like his tie! He smiled a little at that thought, reaching up carefully and touching 1235 on the forehead. He watched with wide eyes, eagerly awaiting what the strange creature would do next.

[askoctandelivery-blog]

RP with Prototype-Therapist Unit 7201-57009-26498.

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1088 blinked in surprise as he suddenly found himself in 7201’s arms, looking up at him. His facial plating heated up for reasons he didn’t really know. Probably embarrassment? Yeah, that. He decided to just ignore it and nod in response to the other’s words, feeling admittedly more comfortable than he did before.

“TH-TH-THANK YOU." he replied, wrapping his arms around the therapist’s neck and holding on as they made their way all the way back from where they came from."

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"YOU’RE WELCOME." Every now and then 7201 had to stop and take a break, giving his overworked system some time to sort itself back out before continuing onwards. "…THIS IS A SILLY QUESTION TO ASK, WITH YOUR BROKEN MEMORY CHIP, BUT IF YOU EVER REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT COULD INVOLVE ME, PLEASE LET ME KNOW." 7201 had been struggling with a lack of knowledge on who he had been for far too long, and by now he was grasping at straws for anything he could get. It was obvious others preferred who he used to be, so obviously it was best if he was just. Back to the way he used to be. In the middle of his train of thought, 7201 didn’t notice the cat trotting along until he nearly tripped over them. "FOOBAR-" Jerking backwards, he managed to avoid running into the stray by a hairs breadth. "SORRY." Apologizing to a cat probably seemed ridiculous to to others, but 7201 figured it was common sense.

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1235 jumped backwards, his fur puffing up in surprise. He blinked, staring up at 7201 and 1088 in confusion. He was happy to see 1088 again, but he didn’t understand why 7201 was carrying him. A little hurt, 1235 walked beside 7201, rubbing up against his legs and meowing, practically begging to be picked up. 1088 didn’t…look very good, were they going to the medical ward?  1235 hoped they hadn’t moved it since he was offline and then trapped in a closet. That wouldn’t make things any easier for them.

[askoctandelivery-blog]

The small delivery bot got startled when 7201 almost ran into the cat, and made a loud static-y buzzing sound, afterwards feeling embarrassed about it when he saw it was just a small...creature of some sort? It looked very soft, just like 7201's hair looked soft. He blinked at it, attempting to scan it using his opticals, but no luck. That must have something to do with his memory chip too. Oh well, since 7201 had spoken to it and it seemed to respond by following them and making what seemed like affectionate gestures, maybe he could try communicating with it too.

"H-H-HELLO THERE SMALL CREATURE. Y-YOU LOOK VERY STraNGE *BZZZT* B-BUT ALSO...ER WHAT IS THE W-WORD I AM LOOKING FOR? O-O-O-O-O*BZZ!* OH I THINK THE WORD IS C-C-C-"CUTE". YES YOU L-LOOK VERY CUTE. AND ALSO S-SOFT. ARE YOU A-ABLE TO COMMUNICATE? WE ARE TRAVELING TO THE MEDICAL-MEDICAL-MEDICAL WING. WE ARE TRYING TO FIND MORE OCTAN ROBOTIC TASK UNITS. WE CANNOT SEEM TO FIND ANY SO F-FAR."

[askoctandelivery-blog]

RP with Prototype-Therapist Unit 7201-57009-26498.

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It was 1088’s turn to squeeze the other’s hand now, looking very alarmed. “W-W-WAIT! THERE IS A *BZZZT* CAVE IN! WE N-N-NEED TO FIND ANOTHER WAY!" He shouted with wide eyes, pulling the therapist unit back towards him, "I-I-IF YOU F-FALL DOWN THERE YOU W-WILL BE BR-BR-BR*BZZT* BROKEN BEYOND R-REPAIR. ARE YOU NOT ABLE TO S-SEE IT CORRECTLY? IS S-SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR OPTICAL SENSORS?" He didn’t really think before speaking, he was just shouting and panicked, all the stress and anxiety he had been feeling finally getting to him. This caused the trembling and twitching to become a lot more noticable.

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He had nearly walked right over to it. Cursing under his breath silently, 7201 turned around. “…THERE IS A LOT WRONG WITH MY OPTICS, YES. LET’S NOT DWELL ON IT ANY LONGER.” Marking the spot on his map, 7201 turned around before glancing back at 1088. After staring at the fidgety bot for a second, he groaned loudly. “MY MIND TELLS ME TO IGNORE YOUR EVIDENT DISTRESS, BUT SADLY MY PROTOCOLS SAY THE OPPOSITE.” With ease, the therapist suddenly picked up 1088 bridal style and held him close in an attempt to be comforting. “PLEASE CALM DOWN. THERE’S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, WE WILL GET BY FINE.” 7201 found that he was pretty good at lying, surprisingly. While it was a pain to do so, he kept his head up and gave no indication as to his previous ailments as he slowly made his way back down the halls and around the corners.

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1088 blinked in surprise as he suddenly found himself in 7201's arms, looking up at him. His facial plating heated up for reasons he didn't really know. Probably embarrassment? Yeah, that. He decided to just ignore it and nod in response to the other's words, feeling admittedly more comfortable than he did before.

"TH-TH-THANK YOU." he replied, wrapping his arms around the therapist's neck and holding on as they made their way all the way back from where they came from."

[askoctandelivery-blog]

RP with Prototype-Therapist Unit 7201-57009-26498.

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He only half listened to 7201’s rather worrisome sounding explanation thankfully, because he was too distracted with all the floor cameras. He kept searching, trying to find someone, anyone that could help them.

Suddenly, while flipping through, he passed Floor 1201 and double taked, going back. He saw two robots walking togeth- wait, that was just them. WAIT. THEY WERE WALKING RIGHT TOWARDS THE BIG GAPING HOLE IN THE FLOOR. His optical sensors switched back to his normal vision, about to warn 7201, but realized they were already stopped. He breathed a sigh of relief right before feeling 7201 squeeze his hand. He blinked, looking at him. He looked even more terrible than 1088 felt at the moment.

“S-S-S-SIR...ER...PROTOTYPE THERAPIST UNIT 7201-57009-26498? I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU ARE FUNCTIONING OKAY. DO YOU NEED TO VISIT THE MEDICAL WING? PERHAPS WE CAN FIND SOME A-ASSISTANCE THERE. I CANNOT SEEM TO FIND ANY SECURITY UNITS ANYWAYS." He reached out with his other hand to touch his shoulder. That’s what humans did to comfort each other right?

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Shame they weren’t humans, but the gesture was appreciated nonetheless. Once the pain subsided and became more tolerable, 7201 switched his optics back on and blinked a few times to try and clear his vision. “…AH. PROBABLY.” No security bots? Strange. Something was definitely up. Well, at the least in the few floors they had been on. “LET’S KEEP GOING, THEN. I THINK I KNOW WHERE THE WARD IS FROM HERE.” He would just have to hope that his systems were updated and that his creativity wouldn’t mess up his mental map of the tower.

[askoctandelivery-blog]

It was 1088's turn to squeeze the other's hand now, looking very alarmed. "W-W-WAIT! THERE IS A *BZZZT* CAVE IN! WE N-N-NEED TO FIND ANOTHER WAY!" He shouted with wide eyes, pulling the therapist unit back towards him, "I-I-IF YOU F-FALL DOWN THERE YOU W-WILL BE BR-BR-BR*BZZT* BROKEN BEYOND R-REPAIR. ARE YOU NOT ABLE TO S-SEE IT CORRECTLY? IS S-SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR OPTICAL SENSORS?" He didn't really think before speaking, he was just shouting and panicked, all the stress and anxiety he had been feeling finally getting to him. This caused the trembling and twitching to become a lot more noticable.